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61: Chapter 61, the song dedicated to Kuroko, how did I break down?

As expected.

Jiang Kaige slammed his fist onto the table!

However, he had learned his lesson this time and didn't use too much force.

Body defense mechanism, activate!

"A rapper who can't even pass an audition dares to reject me?"

"I'm going to blacklist him!"

The assistant thought to himself, 'The guy is struggling just to debut, and you're already thinking about blacklisting him.'

How malicious.

Fortunately, at least his bonus for the month wasn't docked again.

Lou Bingan grabbed Jiang Kaige's hand with her small hand, while her other hand gently caressed his chest.

"Oh, wouldn't dealing with him be as easy as crushing an ant? Don't be angry, Gege~"

That "Gege" made the assistant's knees go weak.

Too cloying~

Jiang Kaige said, "You're the sensible one!"

He swept his large hand over her.

So smooth!

Lou Bingan just wanted to ruin Chen Yu; she absolutely could not allow Chen Yu to live a better life than her!

Otherwise, wouldn't it prove that she was wrong back then!

No!

I wasn't wrong!

I, Lou Bingan, was not wrong!

Furthermore, Lou Bingan personally hired a group of internet trolls; once Chen Yu started his broadcast, they would surely storm his comment section.

Chen Yu, just you wait!

The assistant was about to leave to avoid seeing things he shouldn't.

Then he heard Jiang Kaige say, "You can't even handle a small matter like this. Your bonus for next month is gone."

Hearing this, the assistant thought, 'It's fine, it's fine.'

...

"Today, I'm giving a song to the little haters. It won't cost you a cent."

"Give me two minutes."

"This song is called 'There's Always a Certain Group of People.' I hope everyone enjoys it!"

"Little haters, you should be happy too. I'm certainly quite happy."

The little haters heard these heart-stabbing words—and died!

It was equivalent to dancing on their corpses, a literal public flogging!

The light sound of a guitar rang out. Chen Yu whistled along, making the music even more interesting:

"There's Always a Certain Group of People, who love to stick their noses in others' business,"

"Disliking this and that, eating rice while spewing filth."

"There's Always a Certain Group of People, with the most critical eyes,"

"Thinking they are angels, saving the filthy masses."

It sounded like a casual rant between friends, mocking a group of self-righteous people.

The little haters were listening intently, preparing to find flaws in the lyrics to continue their attack on Chen Yu!

But they didn't expect it would be a 'blessing' from Chen Yu!

"Actually, I want to tell you, don't go out when it's cloudy and raining,"

"In case the Heavens have eyes, you'll be the first one struck by lightning."

"Actually, I want to tell you, pay more attention to your health,"

"You lack morals and don't take care of yourself; making it to next year might be a problem."

"There's Always a Certain Group of People, who love to talk back with questions,"

"Naturally cowardly and wicked, mistaking meanness for humor."

"There are many people like this in the world, thinking they're quite something,"

"Always treating themselves as role models, and anything different is wrong."

Bullet Chat: [Exactly, some people always use the excuse of joking to say mean things. They deserve to die!]

"Actually, I want to tell you, it's not because you're right,"

"That others don't argue with you, it's because they don't want to be an idiot."

"Actually, I want to tell you, take a look at yourself when you have time,"

"If you see a pile of shit, don't doubt yourself."

The lyrics had no depth to speak of, yet they were full of blunt, heartfelt sentiments.

Simple!

Soul-piercing!

The lyrics resonated with the inner voices of countless people; this was a song for the masses!

Bullet Chat: [Chen Yu's mental state is so advanced.]

[Talented people even write a song when they want to curse someone out.]

[These lyrics are great, they speak right to my heart!]

[There's always some idiot trying to tell me how to live my life. It's so annoying to see them every day. Just because you're a manager, you think you can eat rice and spew filth!]

[Listening to this song is so therapeutic. Next time my boss scolds me, I'll just listen to this.]

[Wuwu, how am I only hearing this song now! Chen Yu, you are my god! You exist to save me!]

Chen Yu exhaled after finishing the song.

He had discovered this song by chance, and it had held a supreme position on his playlist ever since.

The key was, this song really dared to curse!

[Strawberry-flavored Armpit] (Triggered): Can you only sing songs that curse people?

[So Handsome I Get Stabbed]: Yeah, and you call yourself a singer? Bah!

[Opponent Disconnected]: We gave you two minutes and you wrote such a piece of trash song?

[Hemorrhoids aren't Rice Cakes]: Although it's not very sophisticated, it's very satisfying to listen to. Those two minutes were well worth it.

[Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Bit]: They're just upset because they feel exposed and are identifying themselves with the song. He didn't even say he was singing about you guys.

[Kindergarten Meal-Snatching Champion]: The more they protest, the more they admit Chen Yu is right.

"It seems you all really like this song. From your words, I only see four words—'Do it again!'"

"Thank you for your support, haters! Thank you!"

Chen Yu was using an open scheme.

If you don't like it, get out of my stream.

If you want to stay and keep hating, heh, then listen to my 'praise'!

[Kindergarten Meal-Snatching Champion]: Hahaha, just for this song, I'm not going to go grab food today!

So Chen Yu sang it once more.

He looked focused, sometimes even closing his eyes happily.

Chen Yu didn't even see the "hate speech" the little haters kept sending, which infuriated them even more!

Zero damage to the enemy, ten thousand self-inflicted damage!

[What I Say Is All True] told her employer: "I really can't do this job. He wrote a song to curse me, wuwuwu! He's too talented, I really can't handle him! I can't find anything to hate on!"

She had never suffered such a grievance. How could someone curse out their fans so directly?

Are anti-fans not fans too?

Wuwuwu!

She didn't even have the heart to pick at her toes anymore.

He clearly wasn't treating her like a human!

Calling people big assholes~

As if people couldn't tell!

After the song ended, the atmosphere in the stream was extremely joyful.

"What would you like to hear next? You can type it in the chat!"

Bullet Chat: [I want to hear 'actor'!]

[I want to hear 'Gentleman'!!]

['this life unchanged'!!]

[I want to hear 'Rice Scent'!!]

Chen Yu said, "Then 'Rice Scent' it is."

He turned on the accompaniment, strummed his guitar, and began to sing slowly.

"If you have too many complaints about this world,"

"If you fall and don't dare to keep moving forward,"

"Why must humans be so fragile and depraved..."

In the following segment, Chen Yu paid no more attention to the little haters.

Because the little haters had already been 'cured' (depressed).

The power of music was just that great!

"Next, I'll perform 'actor' for everyone!"

"Be simple,"

"The way you speak, be a bit simpler,"

"Please omit the escalating emotions,"

"You're not an actor,"

"Don't design those plots."

"I have no objection, I just want to see how you'll talk your way out,"

"Your sadness is too superficial, like an untalented actor,"

"The audience can see through it at a glance."

Although many people had heard it many times, they would fall into an emotional vortex every time they heard the melody of this song.

"Should..."

Chen Yu received a call and made an emergency stop.

"Sorry, everyone!"

Bullet Chat: [Wow, it was just about to reach the climax, I had my tears ready, and you tell me this?]

[Damn, I even had my tissues ready, and that's it?!]

[The guy above, what were you preparing tissues for?!]

Chen Yu was seen saying, "Okay, I'll be right over!"

Bullet Chat: [What major event happened to make him so hurried that he left without even turning off the stream?]

[Could it be...]

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