30: Chapter 30 You have a husband, why are you going on a blind date?!

He Yunshen's treatment was similar to Shen Yanzhou's, except he was even more arrogant.

He simply looked down on the average person!

"Thirty-five? No!"

"Too old!"

"Eighteen?"

"Hey, what kind of person do you take me, He Yunshen, for?"

"Besides, do you really think it's right to set up a blind date for such a young girl?"

Suddenly, an auntie who looked to be in her fifties, wearing lipstick and a silk shawl over her shoulders, walked over gracefully.

"Auntie, what does your daughter look like?" He Yunshen asked with a familiar air.

"I'm not here for my daughter's blind date," the auntie explained.

"Then is it for your niece?"

"No." The auntie flashed a sweet smile, the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes revealing a mature charm.

"Then who is it for?"

"Me!"

"You?"

"Me!"

Before he could escape, He Yunshen's arm was already pulled into the auntie's embrace.

"Handsome, I've been here for many days and finally met my Prince Charming. Don't look at my age, I've maintained myself well."

"Even many celebrities don't have skin as good as mine!"

He Yunshen glanced at her cakey makeup, purple eyeshadow, and red lips!

"Auntie, I'm feeling a bit creeped out."

"Don't call me Auntie, just call me Sis. Better yet... just call me Xiangxiang~" Auntie Xiangxiang said, throwing him a flirtatious wink.

An old man nearby was smitten!

Xiangxiang is so beautiful!

Why doesn't she look for me!

Xiangxiang: Because you're old and don't bathe?

Bullet Chat: [Holy crap! He Yunshen just found himself a sugar mommy!]

[Older women are great, they know how to cherish people and can take care of him like a mother!]

[Just give in to Auntie Xiangxiang, you could save yourself decades of hard work!]

[I am Xiangxiang, and I agree to let He Yunshen submit to me!]

The Production Team's staff behind the scenes were all laughing; this kind of comedic effect couldn't even be scripted.

Director: I really didn't have a script this time, we're playing it real!

He Yunshen grabbed Auntie Xiangxiang's hand, trying to pry it off: "Um, Auntie Xiangxiang, please let go for a second, my arm hurts a bit!"

"I just like being close to you!" Auntie Xiangxiang said, hugging him even tighter.

"Please don't, I'm begging you. Look, I'm still young, I still have a bright future ahead of me, can you let me go?" He Yunshen pleaded.

"You were the one who approached me first, and now you want to abandon me! Impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"I won't agree to it!"

Auntie Xiangxiang's resentful gaze made it seem as if He Yunshen were a scumbag!

"Wait, Auntie, I'm here to record a show. Look, there are cameras, it's better if you stay a bit more reserved."

"I'm already being very reserved!"

"Do you like me more reserved or more wild~" Auntie Xiangxiang's finger brushed across his arm.

He Yunshen broke out in goosebumps.

"Help!"

He Yunshen used every ounce of strength to finally break free.

He shouted at the sky: "I'm never coming on a blind date again!!!"

...

"Young man, look at my daughter. She's a preschool teacher major; in the future, when you have kids, it'll be a perfect professional match! You can only feel at ease when your own family teaches the children!"

"Don't pay them any mind. I've seen all their daughters, none of them are any good, they're ugly. My girl looks like a big star!"

Chen Yu became interested.

"Let me see."

"Take a look!"

"Oh, she really is quite beautiful, she looks like you!"

"Right!" The uncle said with a proud face.

"Wrong!" Chen Yu denied.

"Your daughter isn't as good as hers!" Chen Yu pointed at the first auntie.

"Alright, from what I can see, none of you have anyone who meets my requirements, so don't even try to get close."

"A man has his dignity!"

Bullet Chat:

[Crazy, crazy! It turns out Chen Yu is actually a second-generation rich kid! Truly, you can't judge a book by its cover, even though he's quite handsome!]

[Chen Yu GG is so manly! Especially when he said a man has his dignity. GG, come and slap my face, because I love you so much—I don't even want my face~]

[Brainless girls please get out of the way, what kind of filth is blocking my screen.]

[Brother Chen Yu, I am willing to cultivate a 'Longyang' relationship with you! I'll be your Lord Longyang, and you can be my King!]

[Location: Shanghai. Divorced young lady applying for a Beijing man! I have two kids. I'm not greedy, just a Courtyard House will do!]

[Indeed, people are afraid of being rich, and I'm afraid of eating salt. I've really eaten too much salt watching Chen Yu flex his wealth here! How hateful!]

Shen Yanzhou, who was originally chatting back and forth with an auntie, ran over to Chen Yu as soon as he heard 'Courtyard House'.

It was like some kind of NTR, or RTN, or whatever it was.

Is having a Courtyard House that great?!

"Brother Yu, I have a distant female cousin, see if she works? If not, I'll have my brother-in-law step aside for you!"

"Brother-in-law!"

"I never expected it, brother-in-law—ah, no, I mean President Chen!"

"I didn't expect you to be so rich!"

"This is nothing, I didn't even mention the hundreds of billions my family has." Chen Yu waved his hand, as if it were no big deal.

Don't act like you've never seen the world.

"Holy crap, for real?"

"Of course it's fake. I just wanted that auntie to fall into endless regret!"

"When you're out and about, you have to give yourself your own status."

"So you're saying the Courtyard House is also fake?"

Chen Yu pretended not to hear and waved his hand.

"I'm going to take a stroll over there."

"Did this kid really not hear me, or..."

Suddenly his eyes widened. No way!!!

"Brother-in-law!"

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"Su Su, why are you here? Didn't you say you were working overtime today? Why did you run over here?"

Chen Yu's expression was like that of an angry man catching his girlfriend cheating—in short, the Hulk!

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"Chen Yu, I..."

Su Lingyin's brain didn't quite register the situation for a moment. What was going on?

Su Lingyin's stunned reaction looked like disbelief, surprise, and guilt in the eyes of the other old men and women.

"You said you have a husband, so why did you come to a blind date?!"

"Really, you're just playing with us!"

Su Lingyin: ...

I didn't say anything, you guys were the ones constantly asking me questions.

They were all elderly people, so it wasn't easy for her to push them away.

If someone tripped or got bumped, it would be hard to handle.

Chen Yu's arrival dispersed the others.

"No need to thank me."

Su Lingyin: I... thank you!

Undeniably, Chen Yu's method was indeed effective.

"Actually, I could sue you for defamation."

"Don't try to scare me, I've never studied law!"

"..."

"Are you always like this?"

Chen Yu shook his head.

"Of course not. I also get sad, I also stay silent, and occasionally I get moody."

"I have my own things to do; I can't appear by your side to bail you out every time."

Su Lingyin: "..."

"Let's go, let's walk over there. The scenery is quite nice, we can't have come all this way for nothing."

Naturally, Su Lingyin didn't like the atmosphere of this blind date corner; it was like marketing products.

And the products were their own children.

It was as if they were afraid they'd be stuck with the goods if they didn't sell.

It seemed like her being pushed onto the variety show was quite similar.

For a moment, she fell silent.