69: Chapter 69: Robots Become Spiritual, the Entire Internet is Stunned!
Right from the start, the bullet comments instantly flooded in.
[Hahaha, this voice acting is incredible!]
[Official memeing is the deadliest!]
[It sounds like it's actually complaining. This AI voice synthesis technology is really something, and the voice is exactly like Doraemon's Taiwanese dub!]
In the video.
Although Doraemon was grumbling, his body was very honest.
He walked up to a messy pile of clothes.
The visual scanning system activated, and light blue identification boxes flashed over the items one by one:
[Target Identified: Women's Knit Sweater (Wool Material)]
[Execution Plan: Fold gently to prevent pilling]
This scene in the video was also accompanied by subtitles and rather sci-fi-looking blue boxes.
Those round hands did not grab stiffly like traditional robotic arms.
Instead, they extremely flexibly employed fine movements like "supporting," "pinching," and "smoothing."
Within three seconds, a messy knit sweater was transformed into a perfectly folded block.
He even extended a finger to gently pull out and smooth down the collar tag that had been folded inside.
[As someone with OCD, this is extremely satisfying!]
[These movements... are better than how my mom folds!]
[Are these special effects? Can current electric motors achieve this level of finger flexibility?]
Voices of doubt began to appear.
But the video continued.
After Doraemon finished dealing with the outerwear, it was finally time for the pile of undergarments.
He reached out to pick up a silk nightgown.
Suddenly, his movements paused.
A soft murmur came from his speaker:
"It's silk. I have to be gentle, or I'll get scolded..."
He carefully pinched a corner of the nightgown, his movements as gentle as if he were handling fragile porcelain.
The bullet comments began to thicken:
[Holy crap? It can even recognize the material and control its strength?]
[Who wrote this script? It's so immersive!]
Right after that.
The real climax arrived.
That skimpy lace lingerie, specially bought for testing, lay quietly on the bedsheet.
Doraemon glided over.
Just as he reached out, a red exclamation mark suddenly popped up in the system identification box:
[Target Identified: Highly Private Clothing]
[Logical Decision: Avoidance]
In the video, those round hands froze mid-air.
One second.
Two seconds.
Then, under the gaze of tens of millions of viewers.
Doraemon let out an extremely human-like "Ah!"
His perspective suddenly tilted upward.
He was looking at the camera above his head.
In the next moment.
A large, round hand shoved directly against the camera lens!
"Smack!"
Accompanied by a crisp sound, the screen instantly went black.
Only the audio continued:
"No peeking! You can't broadcast this!"
"Pervert! Low-class! How awful!"
The screen remained black for a full five seconds.
But during these five seconds, the bullet comments across the entire internet completely exploded!
It was so dense that the screen couldn't even be seen clearly!
[??????????]
[Holy shit!!!!]
[He covered the lens? He actually covered the lens?!]
[He knows there's a camera? He knows what privacy is?]
[I'm getting goosebumps! This thing has freaking come to life!]
[This is absolutely not a preset program! This is logical thinking! He is protecting his owner's privacy!]
[Was that 'pervert' just now aimed at me? But why did it feel so good to hear?]
[Please, am I the only one wondering if those undergarments belong to Su Qingxue?]
[Probably not, this room looks really small...]
At the end of the video.
The picture returned.
Doraemon had already hidden the lingerie at the very bottom of the folded clothes, and he even patted his chest in a lifelike manner:
"Whew... that scared this baby to death."
"Today's dorayaki must be doubled!"
The video ended.
Everyone in front of their screens, whether they were college students lounging in their dorms or white-collar workers sitting in their offices, maintained the exact same posture at this moment—
Mouths wide open, eyes glazed over.
The impact of this short, one-and-a-half-minute video was a hundred times more intense than a Hollywood blockbuster.
This was not a cold machine.
This was an intelligent life form with emotions, judgment, and even a sense of "shame"!
#Doraemon Knows Shame#
#Guanghui Technology Redefines Robots#
#Is This Really Not Special Effects#
Within ten minutes, these three trending topics shot to the top of the hot search list like rockets.
At the same time.
Voices of doubt also rushed in like a tsunami.
Because this was too unrealistic.
Too perfect.
So perfect that it violated existing physical laws and scientific common sense.
Xiaomi Phone Headquarters.
Lei Jun sat in the conference room, his brow furrowed deeply.
He pointed at the paused screen—specifically, the moment Doraemon covered the camera—and said in a serious tone:
"From an engineering perspective, this is impossible."
"How many micro-motors would need to be packed inside this kind of spherical palm to achieve this level of deformation? How could current battery technology possibly support this level of computing power and mechanical movement?"
"Unless..."
Lei Jun pushed up his glasses, his gaze sharp:
"Unless this isn't a Robot at all, but an actor in a suit. Or, it's purely a top-tier CG animation."
He posted a rational voice on Weibo:
[The video is wonderful, and the creativity is a perfect score. But as an industry insider, I must pour cold water on this: under current energy and materials technology, this level of flexibility and logical judgment is a product of at least ten years in the future. Guanghui Technology might be a bit too eager for quick success.]
Not only him.
Tianqiong Interactive Entertainment.
Fan Yu looked at the hot searches, laughing so hard that tears almost came to his eyes.
"Hahaha! Is Lu Li crazy?"
"Bringing this kind of thing out to deceive people? Does he think netizens are fools?"
"Covering the lens? Being shy? Why doesn't he just have the Robot dance 'Gokuraku Jodo'?"
Fan Yu immediately logged into his account and mocked fiercely:
[Some companies get cocky just because they made a decent phone. Releasing CG special effects as a product? This kind of scam only fools outsiders. Just wait for the offline launch event to crash and burn!]
On the other side of the ocean.
It was daytime.
The elites of Silicon Valley also saw this video.
Apple Inc. CEO Cook only glanced at it and shook his head disdainfully.
"Typical Chinese-style marketing."
"Using exaggerated false advertising to grab attention."
Boston Dynamics' official Twitter account even retweeted and commented directly:
[We have researched hydraulic drives and balance algorithms for twenty years, and even we wouldn't dare say we could achieve this level of fine manipulation. A company that makes phones? This is just a beautifully made cartoon.]
The global tech community reached a strange consensus at this moment.
Fake.
It must be fake.
No one believed that a Chinese phone company could directly leap across the generational gap to build a product that only existed in science fiction movies.
Looking at the overwhelming skepticism across the entire internet.
Lu Li, sitting in front of his computer, took a gentle sip of his coffee.
Looking at the mockery from Fan Yu and Boston Dynamics on the screen, a playful curve formed at the corner of his mouth.
"Go ahead and doubt."
"The louder the voices are now, when the time comes..."
"...the louder the face-slaps will sound."
He didn't take it to heart at all, and instead went on to arrange the mass production line for Doraemon.
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