Buy a house and give it to your girlfriend!

The sun hung high in the sky.

In Tianhu Community, West Sea City.

A handsome Xiao Hu was stealthily putting business cards and flyers on a BMW.

Suddenly!

A shout came from not far away.

"Hey!!!"

"Who told you to hand out flyers here?"

"Can you even hand out flyers in this place?"

Xiao Hu jumped in surprise.

He turned his head in confusion to look at Lin Yuan, who was walking towards him from behind.

Then he quickly pulled out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket.

He took one out and offered it.

He gave an awkward laugh.

"I...I just got here..."

"Bro, have a cigarette."

Lin Yuan took the cigarette and asked indifferently, "You're handing out flyers here, didn't the community security guard chase you away?"

Xiao Hu stammered in reply, "No...no one chased me away."

"Oh~~"

Lin Yuan picked up a flyer from the BMW and looked at it carefully.

"Selling gold?"

"Gold is so expensive these days, who still buys gold?"

He casually took out a flyer from under his arm and stuck it on top of the other.

"Buy a house instead."

"House prices are so low now."

"Well...since no one chased you away, I'll hand out flyers here too."

This series of actions completely stunned Xiao Hu and the Photographer behind Lin Yuan.

They were frozen for several seconds before they reacted.

"Holy cow!"

Xiao Hu's face turned ashen with anger, and he lowered his head, searching around.

Seeing a brick on the ground not far away, he immediately rushed over to pick it up.

Lin Yuan quickly smiled apologetically and appeased him, "Don't get excited, buddy!"

"If you attract the security guard, neither of us will be able to hand out anything."

"If you buy a house later, come find me, I'll give you a discount!"

Hearing this.

Xiao Hu, who was about to bend down to pick up the brick, froze.

Then he looked at Lin Yuan, his eyes a bit incredulous.

He opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

I'm practically dying of anger.

And you still want to sell me a house?

And a discount?

Do you believe I'll break your bones today!

However, on second thought, it really wasn't worth it to attract the security guard.

After calming down, he waved his hand.

"Scram, scram, scram!!!"

"Buy a house? I don't even have a girlfriend, what house am I buying?"

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At this moment, over 2,000 netizens in the "Full-time Expert" live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

— [Almost scared to death, that Xiao Hu probably thought Lin Yuan was the owner of the BMW, right? My stomach hurts from laughing.]

— [So despicable, if it were me, I'd beat him into a pig's head to vent my anger.]

— [As a Fishing Enthusiast, I deeply understand Xiao Hu's feelings at that time. How many times have I heard that phrase while fishing, it almost scares the soul out of me.]

— [You all have the same lumbar discs, why are yours so outstanding? You all received nine years of compulsory education, why are you so impressive? Not only did you avoid a beating, but you also found a colleague to cooperate with. Is this the legendary 'nine-leaked fish'?]

He thought that after saying this, Lin Yuan would obediently leave.

Who would have thought that he would smile and ask in return, "So you mean, as long as you have a girlfriend, you'll buy a house?"

Xiao Hu looked stunned.

"What do you mean?"

"Don't tell me buying a house comes with a free girlfriend?"

"Exactly!" Lin Yuan replied confidently, "Buy a house and get a girlfriend!"

As soon as these words came out.

Xiao Hu was completely dumbfounded.

The Photographer and the netizens in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

Buy a house, get a girlfriend?

Are you kidding?

Even if you want to sell a house, there's no need to mislead people like this.

From ancient times to the present, buying a house at most comes with service from a sales assistant.

But to say you get a girlfriend, how is that possible!

Xiao Hu's temper, which he had just suppressed, instantly flared up.

He glared at Lin Yuan and shouted, "Are you itching for a beating?!"

"I didn't even bother with you just now, and now you're still playing tricks on me."

"Don't think I won't dare to hit you just because there are two of you!"

After speaking, he assumed a stance as if preparing to fight.

Lin Yuan quickly waved his hands.

"No! Don't misunderstand!"

"I'm not kidding with you."

"It's true!"

"But the premise is, are you sure you're buying a house?"

"Don't tell me I find you a girlfriend, and then you don't buy a house, wouldn't that be a waste of my effort?"

Now Xiao Hu was completely at a loss.

His face was full of disbelief.

He looked at Lin Yuan's expression and recalled his tone of voice just now.

It didn't look like he was joking at all.

This made him feel a bit flustered for a moment.

Thinking about how he had been single for over 20 years and was still a virgin.

He hadn't even touched a girl's hand.

His family's urging for marriage was driving him crazy, and his heart wavered a bit.

He asked uncertainly, "Are you...are you really not messing with me?"

"If you can really find me a girlfriend, I guarantee I'll buy a house!"

Lin Yuan confidently patted his chest.

"Of course, buy a house and get a girlfriend!"

"Tell me about your situation, and let me see your financial strength, so it won't be awkward if you can't afford a house."

"Okay! I'll add you on a messaging app." Xiao Hu immediately pulled out his phone, added Lin Yuan as a friend, and sent over his information.

Xiao Hu's name was Qin Yuan.

He also showed his bank balance on his mobile phone, which was over 2 million yuan!

This made Lin Yuan couldn't help but click his tongue.

"Is selling gold that profitable?"

Qin Yuan chuckled, "I've been focusing on work all these years, so I earned some money."

"I also didn't have time to meet girls."

"If I get a girlfriend, I'll buy a house immediately, I promise!"

"But I'll make it clear beforehand, you can't find me someone who's ugly as sin or who used to be a call girl."

"Don't worry!" Lin Yuan waved his hand, "If I found you someone like that, you wouldn't buy a house, right!"

"That's true~" Qin Yuan nodded thoughtfully.

Thinking about the day he would have a girlfriend.

The excitement on his face could no longer be hidden.

"Then I'll trouble you, okay? I'll let you hand out flyers in this community."

"Waiting for your good news!"

"Okay!"

After some pleasantries, Qin Yuan scurried away.

The Photographer behind him had watched the entire exchange between the two, and he felt his brain wasn't quite keeping up.

Buy a house, get a girlfriend? What a joke.

Others might not know, but how could he not know?

They had been handing out flyers all morning.

Lin Yuan hadn't even found a single Client, how could he give him one?

One person was bluffing, and the other actually believed him?

How on earth were they going to clean up this mess later?

He couldn't say anything when Qin Yuan was there.

Now that the person had left, he finally couldn't help but ask.

"Bro, even if you wanted to trick him away, there's no need to lie to him like that, is there?"

"He didn't offend us, isn't that a bit unethical?"

Lin Yuan smiled confidently, "Who told you I was going to trick him? I'm really going to find him a girlfriend."

"No!"

The Photographer immediately became anxious upon hearing this.

"What do you mean, you're serious! I've never heard of such a service when buying a house."

"We've been busy all morning, haven't found a single Client yet, our legs are about to break, and we haven't even had a sip of water."

"We haven't even had lunch yet, don't tell me you're going to go find him a partner now."

Lin Yuan glanced at the Photographer and replied indifferently, "You should eat less normally."

The Photographer listened with a puzzled expression, and asked curiously, "Why?"

"Because when people are hungry, they usually only have one problem, but once they are full, they will have countless problems."

"So many problems are just from being too full!"

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