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Funeral of the Godfather level

There were simply too many people coming to view the house at once, making it impossible to handle, so the boss called back everyone who was out running errands.

That evening, four sales were signed before dinner, and others showed great interest, making buying a house only a matter of time.

This wave alone brought in tens of thousands more in commission fees.

During this time, an unexpected Client arrived, who was the middle-aged woman encountered at the art exhibition that afternoon.

After DNA extraction and comparison by the police station, it was immediately confirmed that Fang Tian was her son who had been separated for many years.

A wish of over 20 years was fulfilled in an instant, and the entire large family rushed to the scene for the reunion.

They had thought he would never be found in this lifetime, but unexpectedly, they were reunited because of an art exhibition.

Among them, Lin Yuan had made the greatest contribution.

The moment Fang Tian's parents learned that Lin Yuan was a real estate agent, they immediately stated that they wanted to buy a house from him to give to Fang Tian.

It was meant to make up for the years of missing love.

Lin Yuan gladly accepted this.

By the time the last Client was sent off, the stars in the sky had already filled the night.

Lin Yuan lay on the chair, completely exhausted.

Not only him, but everyone else was utterly worn out.

The boss was in a good mood and waved his hand, "Let's go, I'll take you for a late-night snack!"

This meal lasted until past 11 PM.

Lin Yuan and the Photographer both had a little to drink.

They couldn't drive, so they had to find a nearby hotel to rest.

That night, lying in bed, Lin Yuan looked at the system panel in front of him and whispered, "System lottery!"

"Ding~~ Consuming 10,000 points, congratulations on drawing the skill – Electronic Music!"

"Ding~~ Drawing the skill – Chef!"

Looking at the two new skills on the system panel, Lin Yuan felt no ripple in his heart, closed his eyes, and immediately fell into a deep sleep.

During the night, the incident of the landlord extorting money during the day spread wildly on the internet.

Netizens were stunned!!

This world is truly too good, allowing such people to still be rampant!

It's simply outrageous!

"Popularity" +1+1+1+1

"—A plasterer, watching the video, suddenly trembled and pointed at his phone, almost crying, saying, 'This, this light is mine!!!'"

"—Now there's a good show to watch; the pressure is on West Sea City. I don't believe they can't handle them; they're too arrogant!"

"—'Holding a lamp to assess damage,' an idiom originating from 'West Sea: Eviction Records,' meaning: originally referred to holding a lamp to inspect wall damage. It is a metaphor for deliberately finding fault, nitpicking, and making things difficult for others."

"—None of this family is good. It seems there's one son and one daughter. If you're a girl, don't marry into their family; I'm afraid you'll lose even your dowry. Marrying into their family is even scarier; you probably won't even have your underwear left."

The next morning, Lin Yuan washed up and ate something as usual.

However, he did not go to the agency today.

He had already prepared the documents, so there was no need to go to the company to make calls; he just went back to the hotel and called them one by one.

This calling lasted for an hour.

The main reason was that houses were so difficult to sell now; many people who originally wanted to buy backed out when they saw how sharply housing prices had fallen.

But fortunately, after an hour of struggle, Lin Yuan finally managed to connect with a Client and arranged to discuss it at his shop.

But when he drove for half an hour and arrived at the Client's shop entrance, he was stunned!

The sign on the shop read 'Funeral Services One-Stop Shop'!

Lin Yuan took a deep breath and slowly approached.

As soon as he entered, he heard an enthusiastic introduction inside.

"This is a noble community, excellent feng shui, underground CBD, and a backyard for life!"

"Rare sunny luxury homes, double-bathroom living room layout, duplex design, only one left, and it comes with luxurious fine decoration! Buy now and get 20% off, only 66,800!"

"In addition, we also have extra complimentary services: eighteen farewells, all black!"

"It looks like a triad, and that's the atmosphere we want—absolutely solemn and absolutely powerful!"

"Setting up a mourning hall, burning paper money, one-stop funeral services!"

"Such good service, I work here every day and wish I could get a set for myself!"

Lin Yuan, who had just entered, was stunned by this ingenious sales pitch.

In fact, not only him, but the Photographer and the netizens in the live stream were all dumbfounded.

Good heavens, you even want a set for yourself?

That's just awesome-plus!

The Client standing beside him was also momentarily bewildered by the persuasion, and from the expression on his face, it was clear he was very satisfied.

The boss saw Lin Yuan enter and greeted him with a smile, "Gentlemen, are you here to buy a burial plot?"

Lin Yuan's face twitched upon hearing this. "No... We're here to sell a house..."

"Oh~~ It's you! Wait a moment, I'll sell my house first."

"Uh, okay~~"

Lin Yuan also knew it wasn't convenient to interrupt now, so he consciously found a chair and sat down.

The boss then looked at the Client and asked with a smile, "Sir, have you made up your mind?"

The man blinked and nodded silently, "It sounds very good, but... I want a higher standard of funeral service. Do you have that?"

At these words, the boss's eyes sparkled, and he quickly nodded, "Of course, we do. As long as you make a request, everything is OK."

"Good!! Have you seen the movie 'The Godfather'?"

The boss paused and nodded, "I have... What about it?"

The man smiled faintly, "I want you to arrange a funeral according to the specifications of the Godfather's burial. The elegiac couplets must be handwritten, preferably by a master."

"In addition, I also want to invite a professional rock band to perform, preferably one with some fame."

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