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It's not a small movie, my home surveillance!

The moment the system prompt appeared, Lin Yuan shot up from his bed!

There were three skills in total, and he didn't feel much about the first two.

Only the last one, Kung Fu, made his heart tremble.

Almost every boy had a martial arts dream when he was little.

A slender stick picked up from the ground was a treasured sword, and the rape fields at the village entrance often suffered.

But as he grew older, he gradually realized that Kung Fu might not exist, or it required extreme hard training.

Who would have thought he would draw this skill today?

Lin Yuan clenched his fists hard, feeling his strength and muscles, and found no change from before.

This made him a little stunned for a moment.

What's going on?

No change?

In confusion and doubt, Lin Yuan looked at the Photographer and asked, "Did I become handsomer?"

"Huh?" The Photographer, who was in a daze, was bewildered by the question and replied blankly, "Are you too full?"

"Holy crap!" Lin Yuan immediately got angry and rushed forward to hit him!

Seeing this, the Photographer quickly got up and fled, admitting his mistake as he ran: "I was wrong, bro, I was really wrong!"

After that playful scuffle, they realized it was only a little past 7 PM, and they weren't sleepy at all; they couldn't fall asleep.

They couldn't go online, so they couldn't just sit around in the hotel, could they?

After pondering for a moment, Lin Yuan decided to take out the Client information and make some calls.

He called over ten people, and all of them either hung up or said they no longer needed anything!

This, instead, sparked Lin Yuan's competitive spirit.

He just wouldn't believe that evil!

Fortunately, after more than twenty minutes of calling, he finally encountered a Client with a good attitude.

When the call connected, a woman's voice came through, sounding like she was over 30.

"Hello, who is this?"

Lin Yuan greeted her with a smile: "Hello, Sister Guan, I'm from Fang Bu Sheng Fang Real Estate Agency, who contacted you before. You inquired about several apartment layouts with us previously. I'm calling to ask if you're still planning to buy a house?"

"Oh, oh~~ It's you guys! I do plan to buy a house, and I'm still looking. Do you have any good recommendations?"

Hearing this, Lin Yuan's heart brightened; there was a chance!

He quickly replied, "I saw that you were planning to buy a large flat before. Is that still what you're thinking?"

"Mm, yes!"

"That's great! We just got a few new large flat listings. Are you free tomorrow? I can take you to view them and introduce them in detail."

"Uh, I have a lot of work to do at my company tomorrow. Are you free now? I'm off tonight. Come to the coffee shop downstairs from my home, and we can chat."

"No problem, no problem! Send me the address, and I'll be right there!"

After hanging up, Lin Yuan quickly prepared the property information so he could explain it to the Client later.

A short while later, with a 'ding', Sister Guan sent the address.

The Photographer quietly leaned over and glanced at the message.

What happened yesterday had scared him; he was really afraid they'd run off to some messy place in the middle of the night again.

Fortunately, this time the address was reliable: a coffee shop.

After tidying up, they went downstairs and called a ride-hailing car.

The streets were exceptionally bright at night, and the city's hustle and bustle added a touch of life.

Cars whizzed past Lin Yuan until a green-plated sedan stopped in front of him.

They opened the car doors and got in.

The driver seemed a bit simple and honest. He turned his head, asked for the last few digits of their phone number, and then smiled, reminding them, "Please fasten your seatbelts!"

Accompanied by a whirring sound of electricity, the car quickly started and merged into the city's traffic.

At first, the ride was smooth, with no issues except for a few more red lights along the way.

But not long after, the display screen on the car's center console changed; the music playback suddenly switched to a video.

To be precise, it turned into a 'small film,' and the images within left Lin Yuan and the Photographer dumbfounded!!

The 'wolf friends' in the live stream had their eyes glued!

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— [I've done good deeds my whole life, helped widows fetch water, helped young wives wash clothes, helped young girls buy feminine products. Seeing this video is what an old man like me deserves.]

— [Is this something I can watch? This is exactly what I love to watch! Not only will I watch it, I'll watch it with a magnifying glass, sitting, lying down, with one hand!]

— [I've scrolled back. There were too many people in the elevator just now.]

— [Hello, please do not click in immediately just because you see some covers. After all, everyone is very young, and there's a long way to go in life. You must learn self-control, be pure-hearted, cultivate your character, and not fall into depravity during the age when you should be striving. Don't ask me why I came in; I'm here to persuade everyone present.]

The staff controlling the live stream immediately noticed the anomaly and quickly blurred the video with mosaic.

The netizens in the live stream were furious, frantically spamming insults.

Why could Lin Yuan watch it, but they couldn't? It was unfair!

In fact, Lin Yuan also had a headache at this moment. Although it was enjoyable to watch, this was, after all, happening while driving!

This driver was not doing his job, watching 'small films' while driving. Wasn't he afraid of getting distracted and causing an accident?

It was rush hour now; if they crashed, it would be no joke.

Thinking of this, Lin Yuan gave an awkward laugh and, sitting in the back, reminded the driver: "Brother driver... we're all men, and I also like watching 'small films,' but you're driving right now, isn't it a bit inappropriate...? How about turning it off for now? Or finding a place to park so we can watch slowly?"

However, the driver seemed to have not heard Lin Yuan at all. He held the steering wheel with his right hand, focusing on driving, only his body was shaking violently.

"Holy crap!!" The Photographer exclaimed on the spot: "Brother, can you even 'finish' against the steering wheel!! Can we put away the 'big sniper' for now?!"

"Yes, yes, yes!!" Lin Yuan also quickly chimed in: "We can't have a 'flying car' here!"

Immediately after, they heard a strange whimpering sound from the driver's mouth~~

The right hand, which was originally holding the steering wheel, actually reached out to grab a tissue from the storage box on the right.

This move completely dumbfounded Lin Yuan!

"Holy crap! You didn't just finish, did you?!"

"No, no, no! Brother, you'd better hold the steering wheel; I'll get you the tissues!"

After saying that, he quickly reached out, pulled out a few tissues, and handed them over: "Here, big brother, wipe yourself."

"Wuwu~~" The driver made another strange sound: "Thank you!"

Lin Yuan struck while the iron was hot and reminded him again: "Brother, we're done, can we turn off the 'small film' now?"

However, the next second, the driver directly turned his head, his eyes bloodshot, snot and tears constantly flowing, and replied with a wronged expression: "This isn't a 'small film'... This is my home surveillance!! Wuwuwu~~ That woman is my wife!!"

Holy crap!!

Hearing this answer, Lin Yuan and the Photographer exclaimed in unison.

The netizens in the live stream also instantly spammed the screen, shouting 'Holy crap!'

Looking at the video on the center console, Lin Yuan only felt his head buzzing. He opened his mouth but couldn't utter a single word, only swallowing his saliva.

What could he say?

My condolences? Or sing him a song to cheer him up?

Love is a ray of light, turning you green with fright?

Or perhaps persuade him, 'It's okay, use feminine wash, wash it and it's still usable?'

This green hat was already on his head, the kind that couldn't be taken off, his hair probably already dyed green.

Lin Yuan wasstunned for several seconds, unable to think of how to comfort the driver.

He asked himself, if he encountered such a thing, would he still be able to endure the humiliation like the driver and continue to take them to their destination?

It would be good enough if he didn't take them on the road with him!

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