The military advisor gave advice on the spot!

Lin Yuan and the others were completely bewildered, not reacting at all, and even less noticing the commotion from the bridesmaids.

Although they didn't grasp the meaning, it felt profound, and their gazes towards Lin Yuan became strange.

Especially the Big Guy, who rarely spoke, his eyes lit up, and he eagerly asked, "Brother, just hearing you, I feel like you're a master of romance. I've recently encountered difficulties in this area. I wonder if you could be my strategist and help me brainstorm?"

"Alright, tell me!" Lin Yuan waved his hand indifferently.

"Uh..." The Big Guy seemed a bit embarrassed, stammering, "Reporting, Strategist, I met a Girl and wish to pursue her, but there's a man entangled with her who has made some progress. I don't know whether to pursue or give up. I hope the Strategist can give me an answer!"

Hearing his flowery language, everyone present was stunned.

Good heavens, are you just showing off your knowledge?

Actually, for the Big Guy, saying it this way just made it less awkward.

Lin Yuan, of course, understood his meaning. After a few seconds of thought, he replied with a smile, "To pursue this Girl, I have four strategies!"

Hearing the words "four strategies," everyone was astonished.

"The best strategy: You can cater to her preferences. If you are exceptionally talented, learned, and wealthy enough to rival a nation, then this Girl will cling to you."

The Big Guy shook his head, "I am not!"

"Then the middle strategy: You can attack her best friend, bribe her roommate, offer small gifts, and advance on three fronts. If successful, you can win the Girl; if not, you can win her best friend, and then her roommate!"

However, the Big Guy still smiled bitterly and shook his head, "This Girl's best friend and roommate are too 'heavy'; I really can't handle them."

Lin Yuan smiled faintly and unhurriedly stated the third option: "Then try the inferior strategy: alienate her roommate, separate her from her best friend. When she is disheartened, you can show her extreme care and take advantage of the vulnerability."

"The treacherous strategy: Drug her. If successful, you take her body, and she will immediately feel disgust.

You can then develop feelings later and treat her sincerely, and she might overlook the past."

"If unsuccessful, you will take her body, and you will be sentenced to three years of prison. Although you lose your freedom, you will have fulfilled a desire, so it's not a loss!"

Upon hearing this strategy, the Big Guy quickly waved his hand in refusal: "No, no, that's illegal! Didn't you say there were four strategies? What's the fourth one?"

"Sigh~" Lin Yuan sighed helplessly, "Then the worst strategy: Be a simp. Although it's a loss of face, there's still a glimmer of hope. When she gets tired of life, you can take over."

The others were stunned listening to their conversation. Although they understood some parts, they felt it was too exaggerated.

You ask for advice, and he tells you to go after her best friend or roommate? If that doesn't work, drug her?

Is that something a normal person would do?

As for the last strategy, being a simp, that's even worse.

The Big Guy also immediately shook his head and rejected the suggestion: "No, no, I don't want to be a rebound guy."

At this point, Lin Yuan was getting a bit annoyed with him. He said with slight impatience, "I have one last ultimate strategy, it just depends on whether you can grasp it!"

"You can attack her boyfriend, solve his problems, advance and retreat with two men, meet the man and solve it, know the man and go up, man on top of man, treacherous man obstacles, reluctantly ride the man, strong man locks man, self-man embrace, left and right besieged man, spilled water is hard to take back, hard to describe in one word, then, bend him!"

"At that time, you can attack the Girl, moving her with emotion and reasoning with her. If it succeeds, then three people become a crowd; if not, you can still have man on top of man."

"The essence of this strategy is: walk the path of others, leaving others no path to walk!"

Pfft~~

As soon as the words fell.

The bridesmaids sitting on chairs not far away all simultaneously burst out laughing.

Lin Yuan and the others looked over curiously, saw them turn their backs to continue playing on their phones, and didn't think much of it.

The Big Guy's expression was now shocked, staring at Lin Yuan with wide eyes.

After a long pause, he couldn't help but exclaim, "Brother, you are a ruthless person!! What have you been through all these years?"

"Bah~" Lin Yuan rolled his eyes at him, "What are you thinking? I'm not that kind of person. This is just a small suggestion for you."

However, everyone present looked at him with strange expressions.

Their eyes practically screamed: "Who would believe that!"

The netizens in the live stream were also cracking up.

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— [This guy is really a genius. Honestly, if these 5 methods are actually used, I don't believe there's a corner that can't be dug up.]

— [Meiyangyang: Feiyangyang, you're so good to me. Next time, let me help you push Xiyangyang, he's out of strength.]

— [This guy is truly shameless. I want to punch him, but he actually makes a lot of sense. All the guys I know who are good at picking up Girls have extreme social confidence. They can say anything to a Girl, unlike me, who still gets very shy when kissing someone else's girlfriend on the street.]

— [Although I'm not a master of romance, I don't support doing this. As for the consequences of doing this, I don't know, just as I just said, I'm not a master of romance.]

Just then, Qin Fen rushed over from the hall.

Seeing the groomsmen and bridesmaids resting here, he quickly called out, "Don't stand here anymore, come on, come to the front and sit!"

Hearing this, Lin Yuan and the others nodded.

The bridesmaids not far away also quietly stood up.

When everyone saw the bridesmaids' appearances, they were all stunned!

The Eyeglasses Man really hadn't exaggerated; they were indeed all very beautiful and had great figures.

Coupled with their fairy dresses, showing off what should be shown, the netizens in the live stream were drooling.

Led by Qin Fen, the groomsmen and bridesmaids gathered and headed to the hall.

As they walked, one of the oval-faced bridesmaids suddenly turned to Lin Yuan, smiling faintly, "Strategist, you are very experienced."

As soon as she said this, the eyes of several groomsmen instantly widened, and they all felt extremely embarrassed.

Listening to her tone, it seemed their entire conversation had been overheard. It was utterly mortifying!

Only Lin Yuan remained unconcerned, instead giving a charmingly wicked smile, "What's wrong, beautiful lady? Do you also want the Strategist to help you brainstorm?"

The other three bridesmaids heard this and couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.

"Alright, I happen to have a question for you too."

"Oh~" Lin Yuan responded faintly.

Under Qin Fen's arrangement, the groomsmen and bridesmaids sat at their own table, second only to the parents' table.

Sitting at the table, the other groomsmen were now like quails, not daring to move.

The bridesmaids, on the other hand, were very cheerful, chatting and laughing among themselves, showing no shyness at all.

Lin Yuan looked at them and felt a little like laughing inside.

Just now, they were all bragging and acting tough.

But now that they were sitting at the same table, they were scared to death.

As he was cracking melon seeds, the bridesmaid who had teased him earlier suddenly looked over and asked with a smile, "Handsome guy, oh no, Strategist, I, a humble maiden, also have a question. Can you help me brainstorm?"

Lin Yuan shrugged and smiled faintly, "Of course, go ahead."

The bridesmaid's eyes were heavily made up with thick false eyelashes. When she looked at Lin Yuan, she seemed captivating: "Do you think I'm beautiful?"

"Uh... not bad!"

Pfft~~

The Eyeglasses Man, who was drinking water nearby, couldn't help but spit it out.

His mouth agape, he stared at Lin Yuan in shock.

You're really too good at showing off.

This is just 'not bad'?

However, the bridesmaid's mood was not affected by this answer. Instead, she asked faintly, "Then I'd like to ask the Strategist, since I'm 'not bad' looking, why haven't I found a suitable partner to marry yet?"

"You see, my best friend is getting married today, and I'm still nowhere near. Are all the quality men nowadays non-marriage types?"

Hearing this question, Lin Yuan burst out laughing, "The reason is very simple, beautiful lady. I want to ask you, can you drive?"

"Drive? I can!" The bridesmaid was puzzled by this inexplicable question, "What does this have to do with driving?"

"Of course it does!" Lin Yuan explained unhurriedly, "Getting married and finding a partner is like maintaining a car."

"Experienced old drivers will go to small roadside shops for car maintenance, where it only costs 200. If they need carbon cleaning, it's an extra 50."

"Of course, you can also choose a more professional 4S shop. They are all trained and offer standardized services throughout. It's a bit more expensive, around 1000, but the experience will be very good."

"Replacing an original D-series headlight, which is bright and white, only costs around 500."

"Besides these two places, there are also some independent studios. Minor maintenance is 400, major maintenance is 800. Their advantage is good service, high technical skill, patience, and most importantly, a good attitude, focusing on repeat customers."

"Additionally, there are some high-end individual practitioners who specialize in modifications and tuning. The price might be relatively expensive, as they hire university students for service, possibly costing 3 to 5000, but the comfort and experience they provide are absolutely unparalleled."

"With maintenance here, even if you rev the engine hard, it won't blow a cylinder, nor will there be any oil leaks. Not only can you drive aggressively, but you can also experience the joy of 'tearing off the film'."

"You tell me, with so many good service options, why would you hang yourself on one tree?"

After listening to Lin Yuan's analysis, the bridesmaids opposite were all stunned.

Each of them had their mouths wide open, their eyes practically popping out.

The groomsmen next to them also nodded thoughtfully.

"That makes sense, I like going to small roadside shops for maintenance."

"Ah, this... I usually go to 4S shops. What are 'high-end individual practitioners'? And why can they 'tear off the film'?"

"Maybe it means tearing off the old film and putting on a new one."

Lin Yuan looked at them pretending to understand and couldn't help but cover his head. It was too embarrassing!!

The Girl understood, but they didn't.

Even the Big Guy foolishly reminded him, "Brother, the beautiful lady asked why many people choose not to marry now. Why did you start talking about driving?"

"Sigh~" Lin Yuan sighed helplessly and said faintly, "Well, on one hand, maintaining a car is too expensive now. They can't afford it; it costs hundreds of thousands or even millions at every turn."

"They can only choose relatively cheaper maintenance methods, and many people choose to do the maintenance themselves, primarily to save money."

"As for the other reason, the car needs maintenance too frequently, and the engine is broken!"

Pfft~~

The four bridesmaids opposite instantly burst out laughing.