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The military advisor was almost caught as a black bass.

At this moment, another bridesmaid, who looked more mature and had an older-sister vibe, asked with a smile, "Strategist, I don't agree with you. Small workshops are dirty for maintenance, and cars are prone to problems, aren't they?"

Lin Yuan shrugged noncommittally, "I'm just saying, don't take it too seriously."

"Then can I ask you a question?" the bridesmaid continued to inquire.

"Sure, go ahead."

"They all say that when looking for a partner, one should be well-matched. I don't want to lower my standards. I earn 200,000 a year, is it too much to look for a man who earns 300,000 a year?"

Lin Yuan nodded, "Hmm, not too much!"

The bridesmaid continued to ask, "I currently have a house and a car. Is it too much to look for someone with a car and a house in West Sea City?"

"Not too much! It's very reasonable!"

"My parents have pensions, is it also right to look for someone whose parents also have pensions?"

"Absolutely! Well-matched!"

"I'm 30 this year, is it too much to look for someone under 35?"

"No problem, not a single condition can be missing!"

Hearing this, the bridesmaid couldn't help but smile, asking confidently, "Strategist, if you earn 300,000 a year, have a car and a house in West Sea City, and your parents have pensions, what kind of wife would you look for?"

"Me?" Lin Yuan answered without thinking, "I'd look for an eighteen-year-old!"

"At the very least, she has to be born after 2000. Don't even say I earn 300,000 a year; even if I only earn 30,000 a year, I'd still look for an eighteen-year-old!"

Pfft~~

Everyone at the table couldn't help but spray out their drinks.

Everyone looked at Lin Yuan as if he were a god, completely stunned.

Especially the bridesmaid who had asked the question earlier; all the previous answers had been very satisfying. She had thought that by following her line of questioning, she would definitely get a good answer.

But then he blurted out that he wanted an eighteen-year-old!

You really know how to answer questions.

This final answer caught her off guard.

The netizens in the live stream also burst into laughter.

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--[No problem, men are more consistent, whether old or young, they all like eighteen-year-olds.]

--[If I were still 18, I would praise her beautiful eyes, I would praise her misty gaze, I would praise her slender waist, I would praise her graceful steps, I would praise her beauty, I would praise her ability to move mortals, but now I'm 24, and I rack my brains, I can only say one word, slut!]

--[Her idea is not valid. If she says that, Dong Mingzhu should go find Boss Ma or Liu Dongqiang. Just thinking about that scene, I can't bear to look directly.]

--[When I was 8, I confessed to her, and she rejected me. This year I'm 34, she confessed to me, and I didn't agree. So many years have passed, she hasn't changed at all, still likes rich men. I haven't changed either, still like 18-year-olds.]

After these two waves of answers, the bridesmaids' gazes towards Lin Yuan also became different.

They had intended to tease and prank him, but instead, they ended up being pranked themselves.

How could they be reconciled to this?

One by one, they deliberately teased him.

"Strategist, you're so knowledgeable, I'm afraid you've harmed quite a few Xiao Guniangs."

"Does that even need to be said? Sisters, who's going to take him in, so he doesn't continue to harm people in the future."

"Full of dirty jokes, one would think he's going to prepare for a postgraduate exam, you big pervert!"

Hearing these words, Lin Yuan grinned, "A gentleman is lustful but not lewd, arising from emotion, stopping at propriety. I appreciate beauty, I am not a lecher."

"But why is it only permitted for a beauty to display her figure, but not for a talented man to utter flowery words? If not for this inappropriate occasion today, I would speak words of tigers and wolves."

Stunned!

The few groomsmen beside him were completely stunned.

From the beginning until now, Lin Yuan's every sentence had subverted their imagination.

Such awesome words, spoken by him in such an elegant way, truly had a sense of both refined and popular appeal.

The bridesmaids opposite were also amazed by Lin Yuan's two sentences. After reacting, they involuntarily covered their mouths, trying hard to suppress their laughter.

If before it was just deliberate teasing, now there was a real feeling of looking at him in a new light.

Not only did he not appear shy, but he even batted his eyelashes, deliberately teasing, "Oh, Strategist, such good literary talent, can you teach me!"

Lin Yuan grinned, "Sure! Time and place, you choose. Balcony, sofa, rooftop, I can do them all."

"Really or fake, oh." Hearing these words of tigers and wolves, a very cute-looking bridesmaid nearby showed no shyness at all, very boldly provoking, "All of us want to learn, what should we do, can you teach us all?"

Immediately after, a series of mischievous laughs sounded.

"Yes, Strategist, can you teach us all?"

"No, oh, we should ask if Strategist can handle it."

Listening to their teasing words, Lin Yuan's eyes widened, and he felt a tingling sensation on his scalp.

Holy crap!

Playing this openly?

I was just running my mouth.

You guys took it seriously?

And you all want to learn together?

This is, damn it, willing but unable.

Thinking of this, Lin Yuan complained inwardly, why didn't the system give me a skill in this area?

Now it's good, if I back down, I'll lose face, and they're clearly doing it on purpose.

But if I don't back down, and this becomes real, at best I'll crawl out.

At worst, it's group indecency.

No, no!

But when he looked at the four beauties opposite him, saying he had no thoughts was purely lying to himself.

Lin Yuan pondered and nodded, replying earnestly, "I want to challenge my weakness!"

Holy crap!!

The netizens in the live stream instantly erupted.

The bridesmaids opposite were all stunned, their eyes wide like copper bells.

Only the Photographer and the other three groomsmen were bewildered, completely unable to understand what it meant.

Learning knowledge on the sofa was understandable, but why go to the kitchen, and even the rooftop?

But they didn't understand, while the bridesmaids did. For a moment, they were all embarrassed, burying their heads and not speaking.

The joke went too far!

If they continued to tease, something serious would really happen.

Fortunately, at this moment, the host took the stage.

According to the wedding process, the host first takes the stage to speak, liven up the atmosphere, and then everyone eats.

After eating enough, the wedding ceremony begins, and finally, the bride and groom go around to each table to toast.

This way, guests are guaranteed not to watch the wedding on an empty stomach.

After the dishes were served, Lin Yuan and the Photographer were already starving and ate heartily.

The bridesmaids also seemed to have emerged from their earlier embarrassment. Everyone ate and chatted, and the atmosphere was quite good.

However, they no longer talked about those suggestive topics.

The 200-plus tables at the venue were almost all full, and it was very lively.

Every guest ate and drank heartily, looking as if they were starving ghosts who hadn't eaten for days.

This phenomenon was not an isolated case, but almost universal!

Even the table of the bride and groom's parents was the same; dishes were basically eaten very quickly after being served.

As for cigarettes and alcohol, they had long been distributed cleanly.

Although Lin Yuan also noticed this scene and found it a bit strange, he didn't think too much about it.

Perhaps it was because they were too hungry.

However, as the banquet gradually came to an end, as expected, an unexpected situation occurred.

Lin Yuan and the others, who were eating, suddenly heard a quarrel coming from the main hall.

Looking up, at a table in the corner, several people were standing up and arguing.

Their voices were so loud that almost the entire banquet hall could hear them.

Everyone's attention was drawn by this sudden sound, and they all looked over curiously.

"What's wrong?" the bridesmaid turned her head and looked, asking curiously.

Eyeglasses Man pushed up his glasses, his eyes half-closed as he replied uncertainly, "They should be arguing. I heard them talking about cigarettes and alcohol."

Big Guy nodded, "I heard it too. It seems they're arguing over distributing cigarettes."

"Distributing cigarettes?"

Everyone's expressions hardened, and they all curiously perked up their ears.

It was the first time they had heard of people arguing over distributing cigarettes at a banquet.

Normally, everyone who gave a gift would receive a few packs of cigarettes.

In addition, a few packs of cigarettes would be placed out for guests to smoke during the meal.

In most cases, no one would snatch these cigarettes, as everyone wanted to save face and would take their own if they wanted to smoke.

As for arguing over these cigarettes, it was truly unheard of. Could they have misheard?

As time passed, the arguing at that table not only didn't decrease but grew louder and clearer. They even started fighting, and if it weren't for people pulling them apart, the scene could have easily spiraled out of control.

The groom had noticed the situation over there earlier and thought it was nothing major.

But he didn't expect it to escalate to the point of physical altercation, and his expression became very ugly.

He immediately walked over to mediate.

"Stop arguing, stop arguing. It's just a pack of cigarettes, I'll give it to you, okay?"

After speaking, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and gave it to the person who had started the argument.

He thought this would appease them and prevent the situation from escalating further.

Who would have thought, the groom's action immediately caused dissatisfaction among others.

They all clamored for cigarettes as well.

In response, the groom could only bite the bullet and pull out cigarettes, distributing a pack to everyone at the table.

The result...

The entire venue completely erupted!

The surrounding guests all put down their chopsticks and rushed over in a swarm, reaching out for cigarettes.

"Give me a pack, I want cigarettes too!"

"Don't be biased, why do they get them and we don't?"

"Exactly, we all get 80 yuan a day, they get money and we don't, it's unfair!"

Whoosh~~~

As soon as these words came out!!

The entire venue instantly erupted in an uproar!!

Everyone's attention immediately focused on the man who had just said "80 yuan a day."

The man also seemed to realize he had said the wrong thing.

His eyes kept darting around.

But then he again said defiantly, "Did I say something wrong? If you're so capable, don't ask for them! Since you're giving them, it's fair to give them to everyone."

Clatter clatter~~~

As soon as the words fell.

People from over a dozen tables all put down their chopsticks and rushed over, afraid they would be a step too late and wouldn't get in line.

Lin Yuan looked at the completely out-of-control scene, and he was stunned!

Before coming, he had felt that this groom was off.

But after the conversation with the groomsmen and bridesmaids just now, he had dismissed that idea.

But now, what did he see!!

Hundreds of guests actually surrounded the groom, just to ask for cigarettes?

Are they crazy!!

Which family's relatives would do this to the groom at a wedding? They'd be cursed for eighteen generations.

But these people, they didn't care at all. It seemed that in their eyes, a pack of cigarettes was more important than anything, even more important than this wedding.

Also, what did that person mean by "80 yuan a day"?

This question kept echoing in Lin Yuan's mind.

Vaguely, he felt that this wedding was like a huge conspiracy?

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