Why is the urea bag still a bit smelly?

“No wonder the fish had so much strength just now; turns out it was a person?”

“Oh my god!”

But thinking of the thrill of the tug-of-war just now, Lin Yuan was still quite satisfied.

Although it wasn’t a fish, catching a living person was still pretty good.

After he came to his senses, he quickly put down his fishing rod and helped the Fishing Enthusiast out of the water, apologizing profusely: “Sorry, buddy, I didn’t know it was you on the other side!”

The Fishing Enthusiast drained the water from his ears, looking distraught. What could he say?

Scold him? What was the point?

The other person didn’t do it on purpose.

They both got hooked, and he was pulled over because his skills were inferior, so he could only accept his bad luck.

But when he thought of that ‘One Cast to Open the Heavenly Gate’ at the last moment, his body couldn’t help but tremble.

Where was this guy fishing?

It felt like if the fishing line was strong enough, he could even reel in a shark.

It was just too exaggerated.

Sure enough, the Xiao Hu beside him had already become a fan, his eyes sparkling as he excitedly asked, “Brother, when you were fishing just now… oh no… when you were fishing for a person, what was that ‘Eighteen Casts of Fish Subjugation’ you shouted? It sounds so powerful, can you teach me?”

Lin Yuan’s face stiffened, looking a bit awkward. He had shouted it out involuntarily while fishing earlier, feeling quite embarrassed.

“Cough, cough~~”

“That? It’s nothing… I just shouted it randomly… you can shout it too!”

“Huh?” The Xiao Hu paused, “Is it that simple?”

“What else?! Why don’t you try it yourself?”

“This…” The Xiao Hu tilted his head, pondering for a moment, then returned to his fishing spot, picked up his rod, and cast it again, imitating him perfectly: “Casting a confident cast!!”

Hearing this, Lin Yuan chuckled wryly, covering his head with a bitter smile.

However, to his astonishment, the Fishing Enthusiast next to him, after tidying up, also cast his rod on the spot, shouting: “Casting a confident cast!”

Watching this scene, all the netizens in the live stream burst out laughing.

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— [If you’re in a bad mood, go fishing. Fellow anglers won’t ask if you have a car or a house; they’ll only ask if you’ve got a bite, or if the water’s moving. Not only that, they’ll affectionately call out, ‘Oh, brother!’]

— [As a soldier, you should be fighting on the battlefield, not running off to fish every day! Always remember, you are an air force!]

— [Fishing Enthusiasts who frequently reel in ten-thousand-jin big fish know that when you go fishing, you must bring rebar and aircraft carrier arresting cables. To catch a hundred-jin black carp, you need professional bait: cow dung boiled with corn!]

— [Going home empty-handed is impossible. As a Fishing Enthusiast, no matter where I go, I adhere to the principle of not going empty-handed. If I can’t get a black carp, I’ll get a grass carp. If I can’t get a grass carp, I’ll get a crucian carp. If I can’t get a crucian carp, I’ll get river shrimp. If I can’t get river shrimp, I’ll get a dog. If there’s no dog, I’ll steal a chicken. If there’s nothing, I’ll pull up people’s radishes, cut leeks, pick cucumbers, break corn… If I’m still empty-handed, I’ll just squat by the pond, take a drink, and then leave!]

After Lin Yuan tidied his fishing line, he took a deep breath and cast again: “Casting a confident cast!”

Whack~~

The air exploded once more, completely stunning the Fishing Enthusiast next to him.

He exclaimed on the spot: “Holy cow!! That force, is he even human?! No wonder he could pull me over.”

Just like the previous cast, it cleared the reel and landed directly in what appeared to be the deepest spot.

Lin Yuan rotated the baitcaster and dabbed the rod up and down.

Suddenly!

He felt a strong pull on the fishing rod, and Lin Yuan instinctively pulled back with all his might!

“Got one!”

The few people beside him all looked over in surprise.

“Holy cow, another one?”

“No… what do you mean ‘another one’? The previous one doesn’t count!”

“How is it? How’s the feel? Is this one big?”

Lin Yuan reeled in the line while pulling back hard, completely engrossed and excited.

“Big!! Very big, feels similar to the one just now.”

As soon as he said this, the Xiao Hu and the Fishing Enthusiast immediately put down their fishing rods and looked over intently.

The bent fishing rod and the taut line all indicated how big this fish was.

However, as Lin Yuan reeled it in, he felt a little strange.

Although the fish was big and heavy, he always felt there was no pulling force.

It was like a dead object being continuously dragged back by him.

Could it be that he hooked a log?

As the fishing line slowly tightened, the Photographer pointed at the water and exclaimed: “Holy cow!! Brother, what a big shadow, at least over 1 meter long!”

Not only him, but Lin Yuan and the others also saw the shadow underwater, and they all couldn’t help but gasp.

It was just too big!!

A freshwater fish nearly 2 meters long, unheard of!

But Lin Yuan felt more and more that something was wrong. It was almost out of the water, so why did it still feel like there was no pulling force?

If it were really a fish, it should be struggling desperately by now.

Sure enough!

As the dark shadow slowly approached and gradually emerged from the water!

The Xiao Hu screamed in fright: “Holy cow!! What is that?? Why does it look like a person?”

The Fishing Enthusiast also nodded with a look of horror: “It does look a bit like one, oh my god, could it be that we fished up a dead person?”

Lin Yuan’s heart was also filled with a stampede of ‘grass mud horses’ at this moment.

This shape, this size, it looked like a person no matter how he looked at it!

Until the fishing line was about to tighten, and the dark shadow underwater was completely revealed to everyone.

A dark green humanoid object, hands, feet, head, very distinct, and two bulging areas on its chest, clearly visible.

It was covered in a thick layer of underwater microorganisms, completely obscuring its features.

Looking at the Xiao Hu and the others, their faces turned pale with fright on the spot, and they ran away scrambling.

“Holy cow! Run!”

After stumbling and scrambling for a few meters, he suddenly realized something and turned his head, scratching it: “Wait, why am I running?!”

The few people looked at each other, a bit embarrassed, and sheepishly ran back.

In their line of sight, Lin Yuan had already pulled the humanoid object to the shore and was squatting down, examining it carefully.

The Photographer cautiously leaned in and asked: “Brother, aren’t you scared?”

Lin Yuan smiled and shook his head: “Scared? What’s there to be scared of? Anyone with a bit of common sense would know this isn’t a person.”

“Look, its entire body is covered in microorganisms, which means it’s been underwater for a considerable amount of time.”

“If it were a person, the body would have long since decomposed, so how could there still be such clear and distinct contours?”

“Besides, even if it were a corpse, it should have a foul smell, right? Did you smell anything?”

After hearing Lin Yuan’s analysis, everyone suddenly understood, and they all shook their heads like rattles.

“No, didn’t smell anything.”

“You’re right, then what is this thing?”

Lin Yuan picked up a branch from the ground and poked the object. It felt a bit soft, and perhaps because it had been soaked in water for too long, it broke with a single poke, revealing a flesh-colored substance inside.

Seeing this, Lin Yuan’s face showed a strange expression, and he smiled mysteriously: “If I’m not mistaken, this should be someone’s girlfriend!”

“What?” The Photographer was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: “Didn’t you say it wasn’t a person? Is it a person again?”

The Xiao Hu and the Fishing Enthusiast next to him looked at the Photographer with astonished and disdainful eyes, as if looking at an idiot.

“No way, buddy, you don’t even understand what that means?”

“Huh? Why should I understand?”

Lin Yuan didn’t explain further and casually tossed it aside, letting it sink back into the water.

It wasn’t that he didn’t want to get rid of this thing.

It was simply too big and too dirty, and the way back was inconvenient, making it very difficult to carry it to a trash can.

As for throwing it on the shore, that was even more out of the question.

It would be fine during the day, but if someone saw it at night, they would be scared out of their wits.

After all this commotion, Lin Yuan looked at the lake and sighed helplessly.

He didn’t come here to fish today; he clearly came to fish for people.

First, he caught a Fishing Enthusiast, then his girlfriend, and now he wondered if he would really catch a corpse next.

He just wouldn’t believe that evil!

After Lin Yuan tidied his fishing line, he cast another confident cast.

This time, the Xiao Hu and the Fishing Enthusiast didn’t continue fishing. They stood behind him, ready to run at any moment.

They had finally understood.

This guy in front of them was a bit eerie. Other people came to fish for fish in the water.

But he went and caught a fellow angler, and then almost caught a corpse, scaring people to death.

Who knew what he would catch with his next cast?

A crocodile? A Chinese sturgeon?

What if!

This wasn’t fishing; it was practically life-threatening!

Lin Yuan continuously controlled the fishing rod, searching in the water. If before he was just playing around, now he was making a gamble.

The 100-meter fishing line was slowly reeled in, and with only about 30 meters left, it seemed this cast was for nothing.

But just then.

Suddenly!

The fishing rod suddenly received a strong pull, and Lin Yuan was overjoyed. He pulled back hard, performing a hook-setting motion.

Whoosh~~

The sound of the fishing line straightening reached everyone’s ears.

The Xiao Hu immediately exclaimed: “Another one?!”

The Fishing Enthusiast rolled his eyes: “Indeed, another one, but who knows if it’s a fish!”

Hearing this, Lin Yuan cursed inwardly: “Jinx!!”

The moment he hooked something, that strange feeling returned!

It was like a dead object, very heavy, difficult to pull, much heavier than the silicone girlfriend from before.

But thankfully, the fishing line was very strong; even with strong pulling, there was no sign of it breaking.

Watching the fishing line on the baitcaster slowly tighten, Lin Yuan’s brows furrowed deeper.

The feeling of unease grew stronger and stronger, and a feeling of irritation involuntarily arose in his heart.

Now, he just wanted to quickly pull out whatever was underwater to see what it was.

It definitely couldn’t be a fish!

Under everyone’s expectant gazes, the Photographer pointed at the water and exclaimed: “Look, it’s about to surface!”

About 20 meters away, an oval object vaguely emerged from under the water. It looked like a stone, but it wasn’t a stone.

Because its size was about the same as a bucket.

Such a large stone couldn’t possibly be pulled up by a hook.

However, as the object got closer, the Photographer frowned and asked: “Strange, did you smell that? It stinks so much?”

The Xiao Hu nodded: “I smelled it, that smell, indescribable, I feel like throwing up the meal I just ate!”

Lin Yuan reeled in the line, his expression solemn as he watched the water.

It turned out to be a urea bag, filled with something.

And as it got closer, the smell became even more pronounced.

It was like a combination of fermented feces, three-year-old unwashed stiff stinky socks, and morning breath after an all-nighter.

One sniff would make your brain dizzy, one minute of sniffing would require half an hour of oxygen, and one day of sniffing would lead to impotence!

Everyone looked at the urea bag, their eyes filled with a hint of horror, and they even started to gag.

“Ugh~~”

“What the heck is this, it stinks so much? What did you even catch?!”

“Could it be a corpse? I often see on TV that Fishing Enthusiasts always catch corpses.”

“Nonsense, how could a corpse be this small? It should be some animal, probably a pig or a sheep or a dog that died of illness. It’s really despicable, throwing anything into the reservoir.”