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Blow the corpse?
The Photographer was dumbfounded by this scene!
It was a good thing he had plugged his ears, otherwise...
Recalling the previous scene, the Photographer stared blankly at Lin Yuan, who was playing the suona.
Is he really playing the suona?
Whoever hears it cries?
Is this not confirmed to be a sonic weapon?
You, a real estate agent, aren't selling houses, but instead you've come to play a funeral song for a Client?
This can no longer be described as unconventional; it should be called evil!
I've never heard of anyone being able to make an entire crowd cry through a musical instrument.
With this skill, why sell houses?
Just give him an extra-large suona and throw him onto the battlefield; the lethality would be absolutely incredible!
At this moment, the younger generations in front of the mourning hall were already sobbing uncontrollably, their eyes nearly swollen from crying.
Especially the elderly aunt, who fainted on the spot and collapsed to the side.
The other elderly people in the village were not much better off; they couldn't control their tears, and some even pinched their philtrum while crying.
They couldn't stop, absolutely couldn't stop!
"Quick! Come help, Old Man Li is about to faint too, come help pinch his philtrum!"
"Everyone, please don't cry anymore, we're here to mourn, don't cry yourselves to death!"
"I want to stop, but whose suona is this? Just listening to it makes me want to cry uncontrollably."
"Quickly tell the Master to stop, if he keeps playing, our village might be wiped out today."
The distressed Client also realized why this was happening.
He quickly got up, snot and tears streaming down his face, and rushed towards Lin Yuan, shouting: "Master! Stop playing! Have mercy!"
In his haste, he didn't care how bad he looked at the moment.
Lin Yuan looked bewildered and released the suona in his hand.
Hearing the suona music end, everyone felt as if they had been released from prison, greatly relieved.
They all breathed a sigh of relief and wiped away their tears.
Before they could rest, they heard someone shout: "Quick, lend a hand, Auntie cried herself unconscious!"
In an instant, the mourning hall descended into chaos.
Several people quickly stepped forward to help up the aunt who had collapsed on the ground, seeing her face covered in tears, her eyes closed, and her unconscious.
Some pinched philtrums, others helped calm breathing.
It took a full few dozen seconds before they saw the elderly woman slowly open her eyes.
Seeing that his aunt was fine, the Client looked at Lin Yuan with a bitter expression and pleaded: "Master, you saw it, my aunt cried herself unconscious, and several other elderly people in the village are also about to collapse."
"Logically speaking, being able to invite you to play a funeral song is an honor for our family, but your after-effects are too strong; just listening to it makes us want to cry uncontrollably, we simply can't control it!"
"Please show mercy and play something else. Today is for sending off my father, but please don't send my aunt and the other elderly people in the village along with him."
Lin Yuan looked at the Client, who was practically begging, and then at the expectant eyes of everyone present, completely stunned.
Is this really from my suona playing? Not from the filial children and grandchildren being moved?
Holy crap!
The system skill is too powerful!
But thinking about it, he was here to help and sell houses.
If he accidentally sent off other elderly people too, the trouble would be huge.
Thinking of this, Lin Yuan smiled and nodded: "Alright then, how about playing something festive?"
The Client replied with a tearful face: "Isn't that a bit inappropriate? After all, it's a funeral!"
"You're right~~" Lin Yuan pondered for a moment: "Then how about playing something serious and solemn?"
The Client nodded in agreement without hesitation: "Good, good, good!!! This is it, play something solemn, no need to cry, and the atmosphere is suitable!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, several elderly men stood up with worried expressions and replied: "We're not professionals at this; we only know how to play funeral music. We don't know solemn pieces!"
"Yeah, we can't just learn it now, can we?"
Hearing this, Lin Yuan smiled faintly: "It's fine, you just need to keep the beat, I'll play."
"Okay!" Their eyes lit up at his words: "Master, what do you want to play? We'll accompany you."
"Uh, something solemn..."
"Then let's start with 'Playing with Monkeys'!"
Hearing the song title, the Client immediately breathed a sigh of relief. This name clearly wasn't a funeral song; finally, he wouldn't have to break down and cry anymore.
However, the next second.
The moment Lin Yuan took a deep breath and the suona music exploded in the courtyard.
Everyone present was stunned!
It was completely different from the previous feeling of pure sadness.
This time, a chilling aura permeated the air, as if they were in the underworld.
The sound of the suona was like the accompaniment when the Black Mountain Demon appeared in movies; the eerie and terrifying feeling sent shivers down everyone's spines!
That feeling was bone-deep, making people unable to extricate themselves, as if they had been pulled into another world.
Everyone present felt a chill down their spine and their hair stand on end.
They stared at Lin Yuan in horror, almost having the illusion that the sky would darken and be filled with lightning the next second.
Is he really playing the suona?
Are you sure he's not performing a ritual?
Many people already wanted to escape from this small courtyard, their calves trembling slightly.
As for Lin Yuan, he was completely immersed in his music and didn't notice anyone else's expressions.
The netizens in the live stream were also completely overwhelmed at this moment.
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— [I'm a taxi driver. It's clearly still afternoon, but listening to this song while driving, I feel like the car is already full. Thank you~]
— [Ghost soldiers borrowing the path, a hundred ghosts walking at night, the King of Hell marrying, red and white colliding with evil... Good heavens, after listening to this song, you'd dare to hit people during the day and dig graves at night.]
— [A hundred years from now, if a powerful enemy invades, please be sure to play this song on a suona at my grave. I will then break through the earth, guard my Huaxia, and repel the strong enemy!! Remember not to use concrete, I'm afraid I won't be able to push through!!!]
— [If you can't break through concrete, then why would I need you to come out?]
Just as everyone was immersed in this terrifying and oppressive atmosphere.
A gurgling sound suddenly came from inside the coffin, as if something was hitting it.
This sound was fleeting, and only the few people closest to the coffin heard it.
At first, they thought they had misheard due to their hearing.
But then, another creaking and chewing sound began.
The few people's hair immediately stood on end, and they were startled, all staring intently at the coffin.
This sudden scene was also noticed by others, who looked over curiously.
Only to hear one of them shout: "Uncle!! Stop playing, don't let him play! Quickly make him stop!"
The other few also quickly chimed in: "It's a zombie! It's a zombie!!! Grandpa's coffin lid can't hold him down anymore!! I just heard him gnawing on the coffin!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone present stiffened, their minds buzzing!
Everyone's face was filled with disbelief and panic.
A zombie?
Playing the suona, and bringing a dead person back to life?
How is that possible?
Lin Yuan was also startled by the commotion and quickly stopped playing, peering towards the mourning hall.
System, do you have to be so exaggerated?
If he really caused someone to become a zombie, how would he explain it later?
At that time, he might even be caught and sliced for research, which would truly be tragic.
But precisely at this moment, another unusual movement suddenly came from inside the coffin.
This time, the movement was much louder than before.