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Is it worth the money?
In the live stream, netizens marvelled at the spectacular funeral procession.
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—“How majestic! If my funeral could be this grand, I’d be thrilled.”
—“This one hundred thousand yuan was well spent.”
—“This must be because Lin Yuan was there; otherwise, one hundred thousand yuan wouldn’t create such a grand scene.”
—“Speaking of which, does anyone remember that Lin Yuan came to sell houses? Now he’s almost an all-around professional master; he can do everything perfectly.”
The Client stood before the filled grave and gently placed the bouquet in his hand.
He looked at the smiling face of the deceased man on the tombstone and forced a smile, saying,
“Ah Gui, I’ve given you a special funeral, just as you requested before you died. You must open your eyes wide and watch from the underworld!”
The Client raised his hand to wipe away a tear, then turned to Lin Yuan, his voice choked with emotion as he requested,
“Next, I’ll trouble you.”
Lin Yuan nodded silently, then raised his hand to signal the five sisters of Death Rose to make their entrance.
Five Girls in black short skirts, holding rock instruments, walked into the scene. The university students in suits, lined up in two rows around them, all had their eyes light up.
“Wow, five stunning beauties!”
The five sisters approached the tombstone, exchanged glances, and then, with perfect synchronicity, began to play their instruments and sing.
The Photographer stood to the side, uploading this incredibly exciting death rock music to the live stream.
In the live stream, the popularity soared because of it.
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—“This is so cool! I’ve decided that when I die, I must also invite five lovely Girls to perform an energetic rock song in front of my grave.”
—“Brother upstairs, stop dreaming. If Lin Yuan hadn’t helped, a funeral like this would probably start at five hundred thousand yuan. Ordinary people like us shouldn’t think so much.”
—“Look, look! Lin Yuan is also on stage. What is he going to do?”
Lin Yuan, holding a suona, walked over to the Death Rose group.
He smiled and said, “Are Second-Hand Rose’s songs okay?”
The five sisters all glanced at him, proudly stating,
“Hmph, who are you looking down on?!”
Lin Yuan laughed heartily at this.
“Then let’s do it, ladies!”
The melody in the five sisters’ hands changed, immediately transitioning to Second-Hand Rose’s famous song.
Lin Yuan began to play the suona, accompanying them in song.
This spectacular performance was simultaneously broadcast online, instantly reaching the eyes of millions of people.
At the same time, Chen Hong, who saw this scene in his mobile live stream, was so enraged that he forcefully threw his smartphone.
With a “bang,” the phone was thrown from the second floor of the villa, landing heavily in the courtyard outside.
The cleaning aunties in the courtyard downstairs were all startled and quickly left.
Chen Hong’s best friend, who was behind him, asked in surprise,
“Wow, Chen Hong, did you suddenly eat gunpowder?”
Chen Hong suddenly turned around, his eyes fierce as he shouted,
“It’s that damned scoundrel!”
His best friend paused, then, as if realizing something, quickly asked,
“Is it that little internet celebrity who suddenly appeared last night and ruined your plans? What’s he done now?”
Chen Hong gnashed his teeth and said,
“That damned bastard actually dared to perform with the woman I fancy, showing affection in the live stream today.”
Hearing this, his best friend couldn’t help but click his tongue.
“Wow, that little internet celebrity is a bit reckless, Chen Hong. Do you want me to help you teach him a lesson?”
Chen Hong waved his hand and said, “No need. I want to get revenge myself. Isn’t he fond of playing the hero saving the beauty? Next, I’ll let him have a good moment in the spotlight.”
He let out a strange laugh as he spoke, as if he had already seen Lin Yuan’s miserable end.
And all of this, Lin Yuan, who was currently performing with gusto, naturally did not yet know.
He poured his heart into singing Second-Hand Rose’s famous song, then looked at the students in suits on both sides, only to see that these audience members had already begun to clap and applaud uncontrollably.
“You sang well, Lin Yuan!”
“Wow, I just thought it was the Second-Hand Rose band themselves performing.”
“Cool! I want to sing along too!”
Lin Yuan smiled and shouted to these lovely student extras,
“Alright then, let’s all sing together.”
Thus, everyone present then enthusiastically sang along.
This scene made the netizens in the live stream incredibly envious.
—“Oh my god, I wish I were there too.”
—“Exactly, I also want to sing with Lin Yuan.”
—“Is it still too late if I take a taxi there now?”
This special funeral continued until nightfall.
Lin Yuan and his group first bid farewell to the university students and the Death Rose group who had performed for free, then they all returned to the funeral parlour.
The funeral parlour boss said to Lin Yuan, his face full of excitement,
“Brother, I’ve really had my eyes opened today. I never thought you could actually solve these most troublesome things for me without spending a single penny.”
Lin Yuan waved his hand, saying with a relaxed expression,
“Of course! Don’t forget who I am.”
He looked at the funeral parlour boss and got to the point.
“By the way, now that I’ve helped you with things here, are you buying a house?”
The funeral parlour boss nodded repeatedly: “Yes, of course I’ll buy one. Just for the sake of befriending you, I’ll buy a house from you.”
Hearing this affirmative answer, Lin Yuan waved his hand grandly.
“Alright then, let’s go back to the company.”
They all got into the Wuling Hongguang and returned to the entrance of the real estate agency.
As soon as Lin Yuan led the funeral parlour boss inside, he saw the boss waiting anxiously for something.
When he saw Lin Yuan return, he quickly came over to greet him.
“Lin Yuan, you’re finally back.”
Lin Yuan felt a bit strange about the boss’s overly enthusiastic attitude.
“Boss, what’s wrong with you today?”
The boss quietly pulled Lin Yuan aside and explained with an excited tone,
“Lin Yuan, a big Client has arrived at the company, and she specifically asked for you to receive her!”
Lin Yuan was momentarily stunned when he heard this.
“A big Client, and she specifically asked for me to receive her? Who is it?”
The boss said, his eyes full of envy,
“She’s a great beauty, and she looks quite wealthy, from a prestigious family. Lin Yuan, you must be very careful in receiving her. Don’t neglect this benefactor.”
Lin Yuan looked into the distance with some difficulty: “I still have a Client here. How about I go receive her later?”
The boss quickly shook his head and said, “That won’t do. If she finds out, she’ll think we’re disrespecting her. I’ll personally handle your Client here. Lin Yuan, you go and take care of that big Client for me. If this deal goes through, I’ll raise your salary.”
Hearing this, Lin Yuan could only change his mind and agree.
“Alright, alright, Boss, I’ll listen to you. I’ll go and receive this big Client. Where is she?”
The boss pointed to the tightly closed VIP room behind him and whispered,
“She’s right in there.”