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1: Chapter 1: Don't dress like that to work anymore, you look like a female CEO.
Haicheng.
In an office building.
Inside the office of a company called "Oak Tree Marketing," thirty or forty people were quietly typing away at their workstations.
Everyone had a serious expression, as if they were dealing with some major international incident.
There was only one person in the last row of the office.
Qin Xun sat alone in the corner, like an unsociable stray dog.
He sat upright in front of his computer desk, head bowed, face serious, fingers operating rapidly.
His gaze was like a hawk's.
In the Bluetooth earphone secretly inserted into his right ear, a pleasant sound came through.
"Double Kill!"
"Triple Kill!"
"Quadra Kill!"
...
The corners of Qin Xun's mouth curled up, pressing the advantage, ready to get a Penta Kill!
Suddenly!
He skillfully flipped his phone face down on the desk, covering the game screen, placed his hands on the keyboard, and typed rapidly.
He entered a topic into the PPT on the computer screen.
[The company is my home, maintenance depends on everyone]
At this moment.
A middle-aged woman's voice rang out, sounding somewhat happy.
"Little Qin, put aside the work in your hands for a moment. A... uh... new colleague has arrived today. You take her to familiarize herself with the company environment."
Qin Xun pretended to be startled, turned his head abruptly, and happened to see the company's HR manager, Cheng Wan, walking over with a beautiful woman.
Seeing Cheng Wan, a pure smile appeared on his face, and he hurriedly stood up to greet her.
"Sister Cheng!"
But inside, ten thousand grass mud horses were galloping past.
My Penta Kill!
Usually, not even a mosquito would pass by here between 9 and 10 in the morning!
Cheng Wan pulled out the chair at the workstation to Qin Xun's left and said to the beautiful woman.
"Um... Xia... Ning..."
"Xia Ning, you sit here today."
After speaking, she turned her head to look at Qin Xun and instructed.
"Little Qin, you take Xia Ning to familiarize herself with the company environment over the next two days, especially some of the company's rules. Make sure to explain them to her well."
She emphasized the word "rules."
The smile on Qin Xun's face froze!
He was a bit troubled and tried to decline: "Sister Cheng, I've been... a bit busy lately."
It was very obvious that Cheng Wan had almost forgotten this beautiful woman's name just now; she was definitely just a newly recruited minion.
I am here to do big things; how can I have the energy to waste on a minion?
Even if she is pretty, that won't do!
The smile on Cheng Wan's face became even brighter, looking at Qin Xun with increasing satisfaction.
It's good to be busy!
It's good to be busy!
If it weren't for the fact that you are reliable, obedient, diligent, handsome, sweet-talking, capable, and focused on your career without getting involved in office romances, would I be able to place the beautiful CEO here beside you?
Let her see the company's positive spirit from the perspective of an ordinary employee?
Cheng Wan turned and left, not giving Qin Xun a chance to offload the burden.
"Little Qin, guide her well, teach her well!"
Watching Cheng Wan's relieved back, Qin Xun slowly turned his head to look at the beautiful woman beside him, feeling immense pressure.
Xia Ning wore a gentle smile and extended her right hand.
"Hello, my name is Xia Ning, nice to meet you. Please take care of me in the future."
Qin Xun looked at her bright eyes, smiling without joy.
"Heh—heh—"
I am not very happy!
The HR manager plants someone with eyes as big as lightbulbs next to me; how am I supposed to happily slack off in the future?
Damn it!
Having lived two lives, am I destined to be forced to die from overwork again in this life?
That's right, Qin Xun is a transmigrator.
In his previous life, he was a corporate slave deeply ingrained in the 996 blessing, eventually dying gloriously at his post.
Just as he was regretting that he had died without spending his money.
Eyes closed, then opened.
Transmigrated!
This world is similar to the previous one, but the country he is in now is called the Dragon Kingdom.
Happily, on the first day of his internship at this company, Qin Xun activated the "slacking system."
As long as he slacks off while working, he can earn points.
And points can be used to participate in lucky draws and exchange for items.
Looking at the words "happy" and "slacking," Qin Xun was almost moved to tears.
He suffered enough working like a beast in his past life; in this life, he is going to activate happy mode!
Slack off with ease, live a happy life.
Relying on the system to reach the pinnacle of life directly, saving eighty years of struggle, is even better than hugging a wealthy woman's thigh.
Moreover, the system was very generous, directly giving him a newbie gift package—Overclocking Mode.
Under Overclocking Mode, Qin Xun's own potential would be greatly tapped into, his thinking agile, his hands and feet nimble, his gaze like a torch.
Under Overclocking Mode, he had already climbed the ranks significantly and had already made a name for himself on the national server.
...
He had been at the company for half a month.
Qin Xun found that he had come to the right company.
Not only had he not seen the boss's face even once, but they hadn't even received a single legitimate business order.
And as the company's planning assistant, the company hadn't even hired a single planner yet.
Whose assistant was he supposed to be?
He had no choice but to happily do the small miscellaneous tasks assigned by HR and administration every day, seriously and earnestly fighting wits with the air.
Slacking off in full swing!
...
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
Xia Ning looked at the dazed young man in front of her, feeling somewhat helpless.
A while ago, she founded this marketing company called "Oak Tree," and the process was very difficult.
The most annoying thing was that she went to the USA for a jungle adventure, but an accident happened and she was delayed.
As a result... the company had been operating for half a month, and she, the CEO, hadn't even appeared yet.
In these half a month, the company had been losing money!
Not a single business deal was negotiated!
Xia Ning immediately concluded that most people in the company were slacking off.
She rushed back to the country last night and warned the HR manager, Cheng Wan, that evening to keep her identity confidential, as she wanted to join as an ordinary employee.
To observe in secret for a few days.
She wanted to pick a few slackers to fire, to set an example!
But seeing the back of Cheng Wan, who had just stuffed her to Qin Xun and immediately ran away.
She knew that Cheng Wan had played a trick.
This employee named Qin Xun must be an excellent employee.
Cheng Wan wanted her to know that she, the HR and administrative manager, was working, was always setting requirements for employees, and establishing rules.
That was why Cheng Wan had said that to Qin Xun.
"Especially some of the company's rules, you make sure to explain them to her well."
...
"Hello!"
A slightly louder greeting pulled Qin Xun back from his memories.
He looked at the woman in front of him with exquisite features, clear facial contours, an advanced sense of style like an international supermodel, giving off a cold, distant vibe, yet one that could arouse a man's desire to conquer.
Xia Ning smiled, but it gave people a sense of noble detachment.
She extended her hand again.
"Hello, my name is Xia Ning."
Qin Xun reached out and shook it lightly; it was smooth and soft, making him dazed for a moment.
So, "skin like congealed fat" was not an exaggerated adjective for some people, but a factual description.
He let go of her hand.
"My name is Qin Xun, I am the company's marketing planning assistant."
After speaking, he said nothing more, sat down, and continued typing on the keyboard to write the PPT.
Yes, he is a marketing planning assistant.
Fortunately, this company has no planners.
I heard that the planner originally headhunted by the recruitment firm was electrocuted by a high-voltage wire while fishing the day before joining.
Seeing that he was not very enthusiastic, Xia Ning stopped talking, sat down in the workstation next to Qin Xun, and opened her computer.
Suddenly.
Qin Xun turned his head, took a look at Xia Ning who was wearing a black professional dress, and said.
"Xia Ning, don't dress like that for work in the future, you look like a female CEO."
"You have to know, tall trees... attract the wind!"
Xia Ning was stunned and suddenly laughed.
Her smile was like a flower.