36: Chapter 36 You're not boyfriend and girlfriend, what are you doing here to catch them cheating?

9:00 PM.

In a rented room on the third floor of a dilapidated building in a "village within the city" in Haicheng.

Qin Xun had finished assembling his computer and was downloading a game.

This computer was something he had dragged Liu Yiyi to the computer mall to assemble; he had chosen some configurations he had especially wanted back in school, spending a total of over six thousand yuan.

It could handle some large-scale single-player games.

Unfortunately... the internet speed in this room was terrible, and the download was extremely slow.

He had no choice but to lie on the bed and use mobile data to play on his phone, so as not to hog the computer's bandwidth.

Suddenly.

He thought of his slacking-off value, pulled up the panel to check, and couldn't help but be startled, springing up from the bed in a carp-like leap.

[slacking-off value: 5000]

[Note: When the host reaches 10000, you can get one lucky draw]

He was pleasantly surprised.

"It was less than 2000 before."

"It went up by over 3000 slacking-off value in just one day?"

"At this rate, won't I be able to draw in two or three days?"

He reviewed his schedule for the day.

In the morning at the office, surrounded by numerous colleagues, he hadn't even dared to play games, only daring to sneakily read novels; that definitely couldn't have increased his slacking-off value much.

Then that afternoon...?

Liu Yiyi?

Could it be that she is my lucky star?

If I brush off Xia Ning tomorrow and go out to slack off with Liu Yiyi alone, would it increase even faster?

...

Just as Qin Xun was thinking about his slacking-off grand plan for tomorrow.

Downstairs, in the shadows by the small road, two people were sitting on a stone stool, looking up at the window of Qin Xun's rented room.

After a while.

A deep, husky voice sounded, somewhat impatiently.

"Sister Ning, what are we waiting for? Why aren't we going up yet?"

"If we don't go up to catch them in the act, they'll be starting the second round."

Xia Ning looked up at the light shining from the window and shook her head.

"It's only past nine, the light is still on!"

"That woman shouldn't have gone up yet."

As soon as these words were spoken, the slightly chubby girl beside her, wearing large black-rimmed glasses and with short, cropped hair, turned her head sharply to look at Xia Ning.

"Sister Ning, have you been watching too many TV dramas?"

"Whenever it gets to that critical part, the lights go out, and then it's the next day's rooster crowing."

Xia Ning turned to look at the girl with the cheerful, open personality whose WeChat name was "Grandpa Niu".

Her real name was Niu Xiaojun, which also sounded like a boy's name.

They had grown up together, and she had taken great care of her, driving away many of her annoying suitors.

Xia Ning asked with some confusion.

"Is there a problem with that?"

Niu Xiaojun patted her forehead and said helplessly.

"Think about it, if it were you lying on that person's bed, he would definitely want to keep the lights on to admire your jade-like body, and that half-dead expression of yours too!"

"How could he bear to turn off the lights?"

"Some men say it's the same with the lights off, but that's just a comfort for themselves because their own wives are ugly."

"Who would turn off the lights if they have a beautiful girlfriend?"

"You really should find a boyfriend; you don't even understand this."

Xia Ning: "..."

She blushed as she listened.

Thinking of Niu Xiaojun using herself and Qin Xun as an analogy made her face even hotter.

The summer night breeze couldn't blow it away.

She turned to look at Niu Xiaojun and said seriously.

"Brother Niu, you are a girl after all, speak a bit more gently."

Niu Xiaojun chuckled twice and shook her head.

"Can't change it, can't change it."

"A dog can't change its habit of eating poop."

Xia Ning was helpless.

Suddenly, she thought of a possibility: if Qin Xun and Niu Xiaojun were put together, what kind of sparks would two masters of profanity create?

One thing subdues another, or could Niu Xiaojun subdue Qin Xun?

Suddenly.

A "zizzing" sound rang out beside her, accompanied by a flash of electric light.

Xia Ning was startled.

"What is this?"

Niu Xiaojun raised the black baton in her hand.

"An electric baton; one hit, and even a pig would have to oink once before passing out."

Xia Ning looked shocked.

"That's too exaggerated!"

Niu Xiaojun was unconvinced.

"We're catching an affair! It's civilized enough that I didn't bring a watermelon knife."

As she spoke, she looked up at the third-floor window, then turned to look at Xia Ning, smiling somewhat mischievously.

"Sister Ning, is the person upstairs your boyfriend?"

Xia Ning hurriedly shook her head.

"No, don't talk nonsense."

Niu Xiaojun asked again.

"Then is he your sweetheart?"

Xia Ning shook her head like a rattle.

"Even less so!"

Niu Xiaojun was somewhat disappointed, threw the electric baton on the ground, and said with dissatisfaction.

"He's not your boyfriend, and he's not your sweetheart, so what kind of adultery are you bringing me here to catch in the middle of the night?"

"They are having normal male-female interaction, okay?"

"We can't ruin their good time."

Hearing these words, Xia Ning felt it made sense and couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

She was silent for a moment.

"Brother Niu, the person upstairs is an employee of my company."

"I suspect someone wants to use despicable means to poach my staff."

Niu Xiaojun asked.

"Is this person highly sought after? Is he very important to your company?"

Xia Ning thought about Qin Xun's various performances lately and didn't want to admit it, but she had no choice. She hesitated for a moment and replied.

"For now... very important."

Hearing this, Niu Xiaojun felt it was so boring.

So it was just corporate intrigue, not a life-or-death battle in the love game.

Xia Ning had always been indifferent in nature since she was young, having no interest in many things, and even had no interest in men.

It once made her suspect that Xia Ning liked girls, which scared her into avoiding Xia Ning for quite a while.

Only, Xia Ning was very passionate about entrepreneurship.

After graduating, she had fought three battles and lost three times; this was her fourth attempt at entrepreneurship.

It seems that this time, she attaches extra importance to it.

As a company president, she actually didn't stay home to get her beauty sleep at night, but stood downstairs at an employee's house to prevent someone from seducing her employee away.

Just then.

Niu Xiaojun saw Xia Ning reach out and point not far away, saying in a lowered voice.

"Brother Niu, she really came."

Niu Xiaojun looked up in the direction she was pointing.

She saw a woman with a slender figure, wearing a navel-baring camisole and a tight-fitting mini skirt, stepping on a pair of bright red high heels, walking slowly towards the building entrance under the street lamp.

She slapped her thigh.

"So damn slutty!"

"If she gets upstairs, all the male employees in your company wouldn't be enough for her to handle, let alone just one person; he would definitely be drained dry."

"The kind that gets swallowed alive, leaving no corpse!"

Xia Ning: "..."

Although they grew up together, she still couldn't get used to Niu Xiaojun's way of speaking.

She is a girl after all!

Niu Xiaojun's overly bold personality once made her think Niu Xiaojun was a pure man who liked girls, which scared her into avoiding Niu Xiaojun for quite a while.

Xia Ning saw Liu Yiyi about to enter the building and was a bit worried.

"Then what should we do now?"

Although she said it was catching an affair, she really couldn't do those things from TV dramas, like pulling hair and parading people around.

Besides, she didn't seem to have the qualifications for that.

Niu Xiaojun bent down and picked up the stun baton.

"Watch me."

...

At the building entrance.

Liu Yiyi looked lazy, exuding an aura of spring all over her body.

She knew she wasn't as good-looking as Xia Ning, still far from it, but she didn't look bad either, and when it came to seduction.

She was Xia Ning's ancestor!

Qin Xun was at his prime age; wouldn't he go berserk on the spot if a girl exuding pheromones knocked on his door in the middle of the night?

She yawned and walked into the building, when suddenly she heard a deep, husky voice behind her.

"Hey, your mother is dead!"

Liu Yiyi was startled and turned to look.

She saw standing behind her a person who was slightly chubby, with short hair and large black-rimmed glasses, neither quite male nor female.

She was also carrying a black baton in her hand.

Liu Yiyi's gaze fell on that baton, and she was a bit nervous.

"What are you doing?"

Niu Xiaojun's gaze scanned Liu Yiyi up and down several times, and she chuckled while touching her chin.

"Slut, are you selling?"

Liu Yiyi was a bit angry.

"Not selling."

Niu Xiaojun was amused.

"Not selling, then it's giving it away for free?"

"I want it!"

"I want it once!"

Liu Yiyi used to dress alluringly and wander the streets in the middle of the night, but she had never been to a "village within the city" and didn't expect it to be so chaotic, and she even ran into a pervert.

"Ah— help!"

Her face turned deathly pale with fright, and she turned and rushed into the building.

Wanting to run to the third floor to seek Qin Xun's help.

"Qin Xun, save me!"

"Help!"

"Save..."

Suddenly, a black shadow darted in front of her, stood on the stairs, and opened her arms to block her path.

"Slut, you ran the wrong way!"

"Don't scream, if you scream again, I'll electrocute you!"

Saying that, she pressed the electric baton, and a flash of electricity flickered.

Liu Yiyi's mind went blank; she froze for a moment, then was so scared that she turned around and ran out of the building, crying all the way but not daring to scream, running out of the "village within the city" like a wild dog.

...

On the third floor, in the room.

Qin Xun was wearing headphones, sitting in front of the computer, focusing on playing his game.

Suddenly, he took off his headphones and pricked up his ears.

Somewhat confused.

"Did someone call me?"

He listened for a while, but didn't hear any movement, and sighed.

"At such a young age, I already have auditory hallucinations."

He put on his headphones and continued to play the game.

Paying no attention to affairs outside the window, focused only on hitting the old camper.

"Fairy! Die, Grandpa!"

...

Downstairs.

Niu Xiaojun walked back to the stone stool in the shadows happily, but heard Xia Ning's somewhat dissatisfied voice.

"Your commotion was too big!"

"What if my employee heard it?"

Niu Xiaojun was a bit unhappy.

"You are the president, he is the employee, why do you care about him!"

Xia Ning hesitated for a moment.

"I... can't control him."

Niu Xiaojun started the electric baton again, the electric light flashing and buzzing, and said aggressively.

"You can't control him, let me control him for you?"

Xia Ning looked at the imposing Niu Xiaojun, her eyes gradually brightening.

"It's a deal!"

"Prepare yourself; in two days, come to my company... and be the president."

"Teach this rebel a lesson for me!"

Niu Xiaojun: "..."

"What?"

"Be the president?"

She pointed at her own nose, looking troubled.

"Me?"