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123: Chapter 123 Holy crap! This pungent, earthy smell is practically wafting out of the sky!

Holy shit! This pungent, tacky vibe is about to hit the stratosphere!

It was almost 10:30.

The crowd was growing larger.

Five or six people from local marketing companies had mixed into the crowd.

They had heard that Dudu Tea had played the sucker, getting swindled out of 10 million by Qin Xun, and they had followed the scent over here.

They rushed over to watch the spectacle.

As professional marketers, when they saw Dudu Tea's bright red storefront and the goofy Snow King mascot, they were still deeply shocked.

This...

This pungent, tacky vibe had almost broken through the sky!

They spent 10 million on something like this?

Is this even doing business?

This is daylight robbery!

If this Qin Xun went into fraud, there wouldn't be anything left for the people in Northern Myanmar to do.

They glanced at the Dudu Tea executive team and immediately spotted that bald Qian Yunfa. Seeing the polite smile plastered on his face, they couldn't help but find it amusing.

"Mr. Qian, how can you still smile?"

"You gave Qin Xun 10 million, and he gave you a slap in the face, plus a few kicks."

"Why aren't you going to the counter to grab a fruit knife and stab Qin Xun?"

...

10:30 arrived.

The manager of the Dudu Tea Jinshi Plaza branch, holding a microphone, walked to the entrance trembling and spoke in the tone of a primary school student giving a speech.

"Distinguished leaders, distinguished guests."

"The golden autumn breeze brings coolness, and the sweet osmanthus fragrance fills the air."

"Today, the grand reopening celebration of 50 Dudu Tea stores is being held here..."

The scene suddenly went quiet.

The hundred or so onlookers lost interest after listening to the clichés for a while.

These were all some old, worn-out pleasantries.

Just as some people were about to turn and leave.

Suddenly!

A lively tune came from the speakers under the store sign.

"You love me, I love you"

"Dudu Tea is sweet and nice"

"You love me, I love you"

"Dudu Tea is sweet and nice"

"You love me, oh, I love you"

"You love me, I love you"

"Dudu Tea is sweet and nice"

"I love you"

"You love me"

...

The music was light and the melody simple, but it also exuded a tacky vibe.

The spectators were quickly drawn in by the music, and almost no one was listening to the store manager's passionate opening speech, which he had practiced diligently for several days.

Qian Yunfa heard this song really being played in public.

His expression was a bit unpleasant. He quietly glanced at the surrounding audience and saw smiles on their faces.

But he only felt... that it was mockery.

In an instant, he regretted flying to Flower City to lose face like this!

The marketing professionals mixed in the crowd heard this song and saw Qian Yunfa's awkward expression, and couldn't help but laugh like pigs.

"How could such a retarded song be played at an opening ceremony?"

"Are they afraid their business will be too good?"

"If this doesn't go bankrupt, there's no justice in heaven!"

"I heard this song was also written by Qin Xun. Haha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"He's about to fall from his pedestal. I told you so! There's no such thing as an undefeated general in the marketing world!"

...

These few people looked at the surrounding spectators, wanting to see the reaction of the customer base.

Today is Saturday, and it's mainly students from nearby universities who will flood into Jinshi Plaza to shop.

These marketing planners from other companies looked around and couldn't help but frown.

What's going on?

Those male and female college students, although wearing smiles on their faces, were not smiles of ridicule or disdain.

Instead, it was filled with joy.

And a burst of enthusiastic discussion reached their ears from time to time.

"This song is so childish, I love it!"

"It's a bit childish for primary school students to sing, but it's just right for me!"

"You love me, I love you, Dudu Tea is sweet and nice!"

"Hey! Look at my singing talent! I learned it as soon as I heard it!"

"I love you, You love me..."

"What's going on?"

"Why is it so catchy?"

"It has a kind of tacky-hype vibe, I'm about to go crazy!"

"It's so much fun!"

...

Suddenly, the marketing planners who rushed from Flower City looked at each other, all showing expressions of shock.

What the fuck?

Are we old?

Can't we keep up with the times?

Why do today's college students like this kind of thing?

Ah!

Is there any justice left!

Someone exclaimed.

"It's over!"

"Once people start following the trend with this kind of thing, it will spread very quickly."

The others heard this and couldn't help but sigh.

"This guy Qin Xun... has some ability, but as a 10-million-level strategic brand marketing campaign."

"This... isn't this too embarrassing?"

"Strategic level, I don't see it!"

"I would pay at most 5000 yuan, not a penny more!"

"Damn it, Qin Xun's money is too easy to earn!"

...

Just when these marketing planners were doubting life and being sarcastic.

A sudden scream from young girls rang out in the crowd.

"Wow!"

"What is that!"

"So cute!"

"It's so chubby!"

...

They quickly turned their heads to look.

They saw two round, chubby, white, Snow King mascots with bright red capes behind them suddenly rush out of the store.

That bright red cape looked just like it was made by cutting open a fertilizer bag.

The entire Snow King mascot also exuded a tacky vibe.

The color scheme was simple, and the styling was also simple.

As soon as they rushed out the door, the two Snow Kings started dancing.

The dance moves were also demonic.

One was sticking out its big belly, shaking its head and brain, not afraid of shaking its brains out.

And even less afraid that its crown would fall off!

The other one stood with its legs straight, its whole body trembling violently in small movements, and all its chubby parts shaking rapidly.

Just like someone had stuck an electric wire in its butt.

Laughter erupted in the crowd. Many people took out their phones to film.

"This is too cute!"

"Its head almost fell off!"

"Haha, the Snow King's cape is knotted!"

"These two guys, one looks like a sleazy Snow King that goes to nightclubs often."

"The other one is an electrician Snow King, the kind who's unskilled and gets shocked often."

"So bouncy and jiggly!"

"Dancing so provocatively, why aren't you going to join a street dance competition!"

...

The few marketing planners had long obtained first-hand information and knew that Qin Xun's planning content included a theme song and brand image design.

They had seen this Snow King mascot in the PPT, but at the time, it was mocked by everyone.

But now... why do those youngsters like it so much?

...

Suddenly, everyone saw the two Snow Kings rush toward each other and start a dance battle.

The two showed off their unique skills. One was irritable, shaking and twitching with short arms and legs.

The other one was charming, twisting its butt in a sleazy, wild, and cheeky way. It made everyone laugh until their sides hurt!

Screams erupted in the crowd, and many people were cheering blindly.

"Kiss!"

"Kiss, hug, lift him up!"

"Just have a fight!"

"You are brothers, you can't love each other!"

...

An Ke watched the Snow King mascots dance-battling, smiled faintly, quietly looked at Qin Xun, and a hint of regret arose in her heart.

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