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130: Did you understand Chapter 130? I... I think I did!
The next morning.
When Qin Xun walked out of the bedroom yawning, he saw Xia Ning and An Ke already sitting on the sofa.
Breakfast was laid out on the coffee table, but neither of them had touched it. Furthermore, they didn't look very happy.
Qin Xun found it a bit strange.
"What's wrong with you two?"
Xia Ning and An Ke hadn't slept well the previous night. Thinking about the painful youth Qin Xun had experienced, they both felt a bit uneasy.
To their surprise, when they checked the promotional results this morning, they saw that the hottest video about Qin Xun was actually a scandal.
[Lawless! Big internet celebrity Qin Xun actually beat up an innocent passerby on the street!]
Xia Ning looked up and saw Qin Xun yawning, looking silly and oblivious, which made her feel even more sorry for him.
"Um... Qin Xun, there's a trending scandal about you online right now."
Wanting to offer some comfort to poor Qin Xun, An Ke started cursing on his behalf.
"The person spreading rumors about you is truly not a human being!"
Xia Ning chimed in.
"Absolutely not human!"
An Ke: "Worse than a beast!"
Xia Ning paused, looked at An Ke, and got into the spirit.
"Simply scum!"
An Ke: "Conscienceless!"
Xia Ning: "Despicable and shameless!"
An Ke: "Worse than a pig or a dog!"
Xia Ning: "A beast in human clothing!"
...
Qin Xun looked at the two women who seemed to have something wrong with their brains. He didn't know why they were suddenly competing to show off these harmless insults.
Annoyed by the noise, he shouted,
"I'll f*ck his grandfather!"
As soon as the words left his mouth,
Xia Ning and An Ke fell silent. They turned their heads and stared at Qin Xun in shock.
Qin Xun yawned lazily and lectured,
"If you two want to curse, don't be literary and don't use idioms. Be simple and crude; just greet their family directly."
"Just like I did just now!"
Xia Ning: "..."
An Ke: "..."
It made a lot of sense; a scholar with great talent would definitely lose an argument to a fierce village woman.
Leaning against the wall, Qin Xun yawned and asked,
"Um... what scandal?"
Xia Ning said,
"There's an influencer with 2.3 million followers named Mi Xier who is spreading rumors about you, saying you beat up a passerby on the street yesterday!"
"And sent them to the hospital."
Qin Xun paused.
Mi Xier?
Following that, he heard Xia Ning say coldly,
"The most infuriating part is that Mi Xier is a member of our 'The Evil Wind Rises' group. This is a betrayal."
Qin Xun understood immediately. His expression darkened, and he pointed at Xia Ning and An Ke, his chest heaving with anger.
"You two women, you look so beautiful and seem so refined."
"How come the moment you wake up, instead of brushing your teeth or eating, you're here spewing profanities?"
"What kind of upbringing is that?"
Xia Ning and An Ke exchanged glances, feeling puzzled. Why did Qin Xun change his tune so quickly? Wasn't he just cursing quite vigorously himself?
Qin Xun walked to the coffee table and sat down. Thinking about how his grandfather had suffered an undeserved calamity just now, he sighed.
"The person who started that rumor is me."
Xia Ning: "???"
An Ke: "!!!"
No wonder Qin Xun wasn't happy! It turned out we were cursing him right to his face. Uh... he cursed himself too! And he cursed the hardest!
...
Yesterday afternoon.
Qin Xun and Xia Ning were inspecting the shops. Xia Ning suddenly received a call from Song Ying, looking for her brother again.
She handed the phone to Qin Xun and walked aside, temporarily leaving some privacy for this poor, lovesick fool.
Qin Xun answered the phone.
"Hello?"
Song Ying's voice sounded anxious.
"Brother, the other influencers are so shameless and so good at creating stunts. I feel like I can't beat them. How do you think I can get massive traffic?"
Qin Xun looked troubled.
"If I tell you what to do, wouldn't that be unfair to the others?"
Song Ying's voice immediately took on a crying tone.
"Brother~ Brother~!"
Qin Xun got goosebumps and hurriedly said,
"Don't do that!"
"I'll give you a simple hint, and you can figure it out yourself."
Song Ying's voice brightened up.
"Mm-hmm!"
Qin Xun softly said four words.
"Praise by first criticizing."
"Huh?" Song Ying said anxiously.
"Your hint is too simple, isn't it?"
"I'm not writing an essay right now; can you explain it a bit more clearly!"
Qin Xun really couldn't stand this increasingly coquettish voice.
"First, post a video saying Qin Xun hit someone."
"Second, set it to allow only author comments."
"Third, 'Qin Xun, I'm sorry, I was wrong!'"
"Clever Xiao Ying Doll, do you understand now?"
Song Ying hesitated, her voice sounding uncertain.
"I think... I understand."
Hanging up the phone.
Song Ying stood on a deserted street corner, suddenly feeling burdened by the words "clever."
"What exactly did I understand?"
Suddenly.
She saw in the distance, in front of a Dudu Tea shop, a tall, hot-bodied beauty singing and dancing.
She walked over and saw that it was the singing and dancing influencer with 2.3 million followers — Mi Xier.
The onlookers had their eyes wide open, and the men were holding their phones, filming, wishing they could shove the lenses right into her chest.
After Mi Xier finished dancing.
Song Ying, amidst the cheers of the passersby, pulled her into a corner to whisper.
"Mi Xier, I have a plan, but I don't have time right now. However, I can offer the plan to you."
"But for the traffic you gain using my plan, and the lucky draw tickets you get from it, I want one-third."
Mi Xier was stunned.
"One-third?"
Song Ying felt a bit guilty, but didn't show it on her face, silently nodding.
"One-third."
Mi Xier frowned slightly.
"Tell me your plan first."
Song Ying looked left and right, then said mysteriously,
"First, post a video saying Qin Xun hit someone."
"Second, set it to allow only author comments."
"Third, 'Qin Xun, I'm sorry, I was wrong!'"
After she finished.
She saw Mi Xier's eyes gradually light up.
Mi Xier was so excited that she threw an arm around her shoulder and kissed her on the cheek.
"Deal!"
"Xiao Ying Doll, you really are a genius!"
Song Ying: "..."
Watching Mi Xier's rapidly receding back, as if afraid she would go back on her word.
Song Ying suddenly felt like she had lost a lot.
"Did she really understand?"
...
Flower City Fifth People's Hospital.
In a ward in the inpatient building.
Five people covered in bandages, occupying a five-bed ward, were groaning incessantly.
"It hurts!"
"It's miserable!"
"Did any of you... get kicked in that spot?"
"..."
"You're even more miserable!"
"It's all f*cking Qin Xun's fault!"
...
Suddenly.
They heard the crisp, rhythmic sound of high heels. They immediately shut their mouths, because one could tell from the sound of the footsteps that the person coming was a great beauty!