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187: Chapter 187 (Supplement 1) This celebrity is so amazing, he can even see my taillights?

"My hand slipped... and I accidentally tore your crotch?" Xia Ning hesitated, saying weakly.

Inside the bathroom, Qin Xun's voice rose by eight octaves.

"What?!"

"Is your hand really that slippery?"

"You slipped and tore my crotch?"

Xia Ning was blushing furiously, not knowing what to say.

After a long while, she finally said.

"Um... hang the pants you washed on the bathroom door handle, and I'll dry another one for you."

Inside the bathroom, Qin Xun's voice rang out.

"You are not allowed to peek."

Xia Ning turned her back, angry.

"I won't look!"

She heard the sound of a door opening and closing.

Qin Xun's voice sounded.

"Alright!"

Xia Ning slowly turned around, picked up the pants, sat on the bed, and dried them with a hairdryer.

She hung them on the door handle.

"The clothes are hanging on the door handle."

Qin Xun's voice sounded.

"Got it, I'll put them on once I finish washing the rest."

Xia Ning sat back at the head of the bed to dry her hair and started playing on her phone.

As soon as she opened her phone, a WeChat notification pinged.

It was Cheng Wan.

[President Xia, telling you some good news.]

[This morning, the Business Department received a collaboration invitation from the popular celebrity Ye Lan, who wants to do a marketing campaign with a quote of 3 million.]

[President Xia, this is an opportunity to expand our company's reputation once again!]

[Besides, President Qin is so good at songwriting and singing, he should be able to handle it with ease.]

Seeing the name "Ye Lan," Xia Ning thought of Ye Lan's assistant who had wanted to invite Qin Xun to dinner yesterday, and felt some regret.

Is this Ye Lan really that famous?

Enough to make Cheng Wan disregard the company's strict ban on overtime and secretly tell me this news on a Saturday morning?

Xia Ning replied directly.

[Understood!]

[Next Monday, you and the colleague from the Business Department who told you this news will be criticized in a company-wide announcement and fined 200.]

After a while.

Cheng Wan replied.

[Received!]

Xia Ning smiled.

Listening to the sound of washing in the bathroom, she felt a bit strange and asked loudly.

"Qin Xun, isn't your life's philosophy to slack off?"

"Didn't you say before that you wanted to take everyone in the company to slack off, but why do I feel like you've unleashed their potential?"

Inside the bathroom.

Qin Xun's voice came through.

"I can't let them lose their social competitiveness just for my own selfish desires!"

"Besides, isn't it still slacking off if you take the slacking off you'd do normally and save it all for Friday?"

"To prevent Niu Xiaojun from noticing anything unusual, besides having Cheng Wan re-establish the company group, I also required all employees to clock in for fieldwork on Friday."

"Looking at Dingding yesterday, it appeared they were working, but in reality, everyone was slacking off, and they were catching big fish."

"Isn't that great?"

Xia Ning listened, thought it made a lot of sense, and was actually left speechless.

Inside the bathroom.

Qin Xun was washing clothes and suddenly thought of his slacking-off value.

He had been busy all day yesterday and had forgotten to check his slacking-off value.

He wondered if the collective slacking off by the company employees had brought him any gains.

Ever since Mi Xier left, it seemed very hard to find someone who could squeeze out over ten thousand points of slacking-off value in a day.

Sigh... what a pity!

He pulled up the system panel.

[slacking-off value: 82000]

[Note: The next lucky draw requires 100000 points of slacking-off value]

Qin Xun was stunned!

What was it the last time he checked?

Over 40,000?

Definitely less than 50,000!

It went up by over 30,000 in one day?!

It went up by over 30,000 in one Friday!

He laughed.

"Indeed, there is strength in numbers!"

...

Five minutes later.

Qin Xun finished dressing and walked out, picked up his underwear to dry with the hairdryer, went back into the bathroom to put it on, and then walked out again.

Xia Ning chose one of the beds inside.

Qin Xun lay on the one outside, covered with a quilt, looking at the ceiling with a smile.

He was thinking about who to find as a slacking-off tool after losing Mi Xier.

At this rate, he could have gotten the 100,000 slacking-off value for the draw by next Friday, but next Friday is the Mid-Autumn Festival.

A day that is supposed to be a holiday certainly can't count as slacking off.

Suddenly.

He heard his own singing voice coming from Xia Ning's phone.

"What makes me shed tears"

"Is more than just last night's wine"

"What makes me reluctant to leave"

"Is more than just your tenderness"

"How much longer is the road ahead"

"You holding my hand"

...

Qin Xun turned his head to look over and found that Xia Ning was also lying on the bed, looking over.

Xia Ning said.

"I just happened to swipe to it, I didn't search for it on purpose."

Qin Xun sneered.

This young lady always has to be so aloof.

Xia Ning said again.

"Qin Xun, do you know?"

"I just rewatched the Douyin Wonder Night and found that your "Chengdu" is actually number one in views, with over 8 million views in less than a day."

"And it's far ahead of the second place, Ye Lan, who has over 1 million."

Qin Xun was a bit surprised.

"Is this Ye Lan that amazing?"

"She can actually see the taillights of "Chengdu"?"

Xia Ning: "..."

"Qin Xun, aren't you being too arrogant?"

She sighed.

"I just looked it up; Ye Lan is a very popular female singer from the last two years, known for being beautiful and having a sweet voice."

"She's an intellectual and artistic young woman."

"She was the finale performer yesterday."

"You should be more low-key in the future."

Qin Xun smiled faintly.

So what?

I don't care if you're a first-tier or second-tier female star.

What was sung yesterday was "Chengdu," a phenomenal song from my past life.

When it was originally performed on the stage of "I Am a Singer," it accumulated over 200 million views on Kugou Music in just one week.

It broke all previous records for music variety shows.

later, it even accumulated up to 960 million views.

If converted into a person playing it on repeat, it could loop for ten thousand years.

Suddenly.

Qin Xun sighed.

"Little Xia, if I had known this Ye Lan was so popular, I should have agreed to have dinner with her yesterday."

Xia Ning was a bit vigilant.

"Why did you suddenly change your mind?"

Qin Xun's voice carried a sense of longing.

"I was thinking, if a first-tier female star worked for me as cheap labor, and I took her to slack off, how high my work efficiency could be."

Xia Ning was stunned, remembering his twisted logic again.

[The more you slack off, the better your mood; the better your mood, the higher your efficiency; the higher your efficiency, the more work gets done. Therefore, the more you slack off, the more work you get done!]

This logic is terrifyingly twisted, but it really is effective for Qin Xun.

This is probably the quirk of a genius.

Xia Ning thought of Cheng Wan's message and suddenly asked.

"If, I mean if Ye Lan sends a collaboration invitation to the company, wanting you to do planning for her."

"What would you do?"

Qin Xun snorted coldly.

"I'd have her serve me tea and water, work like a horse for me; if she dares to slack off even a little, I'll give her a big slap directly."

Xia Ning: "..."

He is such a pervert!

"She's a first-tier celebrity, are you going to pay her or not?"

Qin Xun remained expressionless.

"Pay her?"

"She has to pay me!"

"One million a day, no discounts!"

Looking at Qin Xun like this, Xia Ning was a bit curious.

Maybe try it?

See what kind of planning potential Ye Lan can unleash in Qin Xun?

...

The two had nothing to say.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward.

Qin Xun stared at the ceiling, and Xia Ning was scrolling through Douyin.

Suddenly!

A slightly excited voiceover rang out from Xia Ning's phone.

"Listen up, girlies!"

"A malicious incident occurred in Chengdu yesterday; a colleague on a business trip sharing a standard hotel room was actually forcibly molested..."

Qin Xun turned his head sharply to look at Xia Ning.

Xia Ning shrank into the quilt, staring at Qin Xun vigilantly.

The atmosphere was subtle.

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