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127: Su Yun battles the Steel Regiment! A misunderstanding!?

The Steel Regiment, as a first-level response force.

In any special circumstances, the entire Regiment, from top to bottom, must be able to respond quickly to emergencies.

RUMBLE... One could see armed helicopters, field tanks, armored vehicles, field artillery gun... The Steel Regiment brought out all of its strongest combat power!

The intern reporter, who had been practicing for two and a half years, hid under the table, trembling: "Friends! Can cannons destroy ghosts?"

— — [Hahaha! Look at how cowardly that reporter is!]

— — [Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! This combat power... are they trying to blast Brother Su and the others into dust?]

— — [Forget about ghosts, even if the Ten Halls of Yama came, they would have to take a detour...]

— — [Damn it, I'm a military enthusiast and I'm so excited, I can't handle myself...]

— — [Brother Su was already terrifying when he was alive, so of course, they have to go all out after he died...]

— — [You can strike countless times, but Brother Su only needs to strike once!]

— — [Can physical strikes interfere with the supernatural?]

— — [Who cares! The range of the cannon, the power of the cannon, that is the truth!]

Tens of millions of fans and netizens in the livestream room were boiling with excitement.

Yes.

They revered Brother Su when he was alive, and they revered him just the same after he died... except.

The common consensus was: after death, please just stay honestly down below!

Just like that, the news spread from person to person, growing more outrageous and exaggerated with every retelling... Trending topics on the internet included: #What? Brother Su wants to continue "benefiting" society after death!?

#Contestant No. 54 doesn't keep idlers? Even after death, he has to crawl out to attend his own funeral feast!?

#To eliminate Su Yun, the Steel Regiment deployed its entire combat strength! Full mechanized unit operation!

#How terrifying he was in life... the fear multiplies after death!

Hottest search topic number one: "#Is the Steel Regiment's combat power stronger, or is the lingering ghost Su Yun more formidable?"

Hottest search topic number two: "#Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night, it's dark, everyone please hide under your blankets..."

Hottest search topic number three: "#Is anyone taking bets! Betting on whether Su Yun can catch cannon shells bare-handed!"

Hottest search topic number four: "#Famous movie star Wu Jing made a late-night Weibo post: Please let me go! I'm just an actor! Please do not compare me to Su Yun!"

Across major short video and social platforms on the internet, the news of Su Yun's "lingering ghost" was a massive trending topic.

More and more people poured into the livestream room to watch the live broadcast... — — [Brother Su battles the mechanized unit!]

— — [Taking bets, I bet Brother Su dismantles a tank bare-handed!]

— — [Brother Su is the strongest man on Earth, okay?]

... The training ground of the Steel Regiment Military District was densely packed and fully armed.

The funeral attendees and rescue personnel who had arrived were already hiding in the outermost circle, trembling.

As for Su Yun and Wang Fan, who were surrounded by field artillery gun barrels... their expressions were gloomy, and their lips twitched frantically.

Their hearts were pounding "thump, thump," about to leap out... The two men were dumbfounded, frozen on the spot, holding their bowls and chopsticks for the feast.

The two exchanged glances... Their bewildered expressions in the wind clearly seemed to say: Wait? We're just eating a meal! Why are you guys so nervous!

Ropes tied around them! Ghost-dispelling talismans were thrown all around them... plus that basin of black dog blood... Seriously, can we even hang out nicely anymore?

Fatty Wang Fan, his short fuse lit, immediately burst out: "What the hell are you doing?!"

"We just came back to eat, and you're pointing cannon barrels right at our faces?"

The crowd paid them no mind and angrily shouted: "Su Yun! Fatty! Hurry up and go back!"

"The world of the living does not welcome you!"

"We beg you... don't force me to kneel down and plead with you..."

"Stop talking nonsense... You're not going back, are you?"

"Tank Company! Artillery Company! All units aim! Fifty rounds continuous fire!"

"Hear my command! Three! Two..."

Regiment Commander Hu was most afraid of ghosts and similar entities, so he always used maximum firepower when taking action!

"Wait!"

Su Yun slammed his bowl and chopsticks onto the table with a "CLACK."

He said with a wry smile: "Regiment Commander Hu! Big Brother Zheng! Open your eyes and look closely!"

"We really aren't zombies!"

Damn it... Is the misunderstanding this huge?

Is their fear of them this deep?

Su Yun realized from the Steel Regiment's reaction: In the future, this kind of joke about crawling out of a tomb cannot be made!

It's not that he doesn't dare to make it, it's that he absolutely cannot make it... Su Yun stood under the lights, waving his shadow: "I have a shadow, right!"

Wang Fan casually picked up an entire unpeeled clove of garlic from the table and took a big bite: "I'm not afraid of garlic!"

Everyone: ???

Silence, a collective, deathly silence.

Everyone looked at each other, clearly still suspicious... At this moment, Old Hu scratched his head: "Wait a minute, I, did we get this wrong?"

Everyone's eyes swiveled over: ???

Old Hu: "The specialized compass needle didn't react, and logically, zombies should be afraid of garlic..."

"Also, there are so many of us here at the scene, zombies generally wouldn't run toward crowded places, right?"

The rest of the Old Hu's Gang: "Old Hu! Stop thinking! We really got it wrong!"

The specialized ropes soaked in black dog blood were tied around the two men, yet they acted as if nothing was amiss.

If they were zombies or a supernatural phenomenon... they should have reacted already!

Old Hu slapped his thigh anxiously: "Oh no! Misunderstanding! A misunderstanding!"

"Quick, untie Brother Su Yun and the others!"

The Old Hu's Gang scrambled wildly.

— — [????]

— — [What does this mean? A misunderstanding?]

— — [I took off my pants, and you tell me it's a misunderstanding!?]

— — [Alright, alright... Old Hu likes to play like this, huh?]

— — [In that instant, I saw the fear of Old Hu's Gang...]

— — [Brother Su: Just wait! Today we'll hold hands and pick up junk together!]

— — [Holy sh*t! Brother Su and Fatty didn't die after all!?]

— — [Who can give me an explanation! Who can send me a girlfriend!]

— — [Are there few things that science cannot explain, or that common sense cannot comprehend?]

— — [Brother Su! I love you! I knew you couldn't die!]

Millions of fans and netizens in the livestream room exploded, and the bullet screen completely crashed.

Meanwhile, at the scene.

After Old Hu led the Old Hu's Gang to untie Su Yun and Wang Fan.

The group of them just stared blankly... Old Hu scratched his head, not daring to look the two men in the eye: "How about... Brother Su Yun, you guys tie us up to vent your frustration?"

Everyone: ... Are you kidding us!?

Regiment Commander Hu and Zheng Jianfeng slumped onto the field tanks like deflated balloons, exhausted.

They looked at Su Yun and the other man with confusion and utter astonishment.

Speaking of which... how exactly did they escape from the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb?

What happened behind the Dragon-Severing Stone?

At this very moment.

With so many doubts, their most urgent task was figuring out how to properly soothe the emotions of the two men!

Fatty Wang Fan rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on his hips.

He angrily scolded: "Comrade Old Hu! Can you stop making jokes like this!"

Old Hu: ... Regiment Commander Hu: ... The two looked at each other, sharing the same plight.

Yes, both of them were named Hu, and... one took the lead, shouting 'zombie'!

The other followed the trend, demanding combat!

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