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144: Emergency call: Please send a truck!
The Longhai City Police Bureau cafeteria was in chaos... except for Su Yun.
From Bureau Chief Chen at the top to the intern Police Officers who just reported to the Police Bureau today... all of them had vacant eyes, some were catching Smurfs, some were doing real-life PKs... even more absurdly, some had their hands clasped together, starting to chant the Great Compassion Mantra on the spot.
β [Holy crap! What the heck... how did everything go wrong?]
β [Whatβs going on? They all look like theyβre possessed!]
β [Brothers, I have a bold idea: what if Brother Su's mushroom hotpot...]
β [Poisonous mushrooms? Not cooked through!?]
β [Pfft... stop it! I just put on a face mask!]
β [It's over, it's over, Brother Su is no longer content with inanimate objects, he's started on people...]
β [ruthless great emperor, worthy of being my Brother Su!]
β [What others dare not do, my Brother Su dares; what others dare not poison with mushrooms, my Brother Su uses a whole sack...]
β [Certified nationwide! ruthless great emperor! What criminals can't do, Brother Su has done all of it!]
β [Excellent, Brother Su, with his own power, took down the entire Longhai City Police Bureau!]
β [I've said it before, when there's no danger, Brother Su is the biggest danger. How could the chefs confidently hand the ladle to Brother Su?]
β [Very criminal! Criminal, Brother Su is getting more and more criminal...]
Tens of millions of fans in the livestream room exploded.
Bullet comments fell like snowflakes.
The attention seekers and the gossipmongers all came out.
Su Yun stood frozen, still not having recovered.
"Monsters! Fight the monsters!"
He Zhendong hugged the camera with both hands, repeatedly poking Su Yun's kidney area.
Su Yun: "..."
Oh my god... don't play like this!
He should have cooked the mushrooms long enough, right? And he didn't pick any poisonous mushrooms... So how did this happen?
Ignoring the urge to complain, Su Yun rushed to every window in the cafeteria at a hundred-meter sprint speed.
He tightly closed all the windows, locked the cafeteria door from the inside... Then, Su Yun looked up and glanced at Fatty Wang Fan clinging to a pillar in the cafeteria... and Officer Hong hanging upside down from the ceiling... Su Yun loudly reprimanded: "Get down! You guys hurry up and get down!"
"Awoo... awoo!"
Chang Wei, who was sleeping in his pants pocket, also started cheering at this moment.
β [Brothers, let's get the BGM going!]
β [White stem, red umbrella, let's lie on the board together...]
β [Total annihilation... Brother Su is in big trouble now!]
β [His heart is good, but whether it's dark or not, we don't know!]
Su Yun ran back and forth in the cafeteria.
To ensure everyone's safety, and to prevent them from running around... he had no choice but to find ropes from the back kitchen and tie them all up, bundle by bundle... "Sorry everyone, bear with me for a bit."
"Ow... awoo..."
Chang Wei, naturally intelligent, shouted at Su Yun: "Call the Police! Call the Police! When in doubt, call the Police!"
Su Yun: "..."
His lips twitched.
Call the Police?
Who should he report to?
Where should he report!?
The entire Longhai City Police Bureau, not on duty, all the Police Officers who could move were here!
Yes, they were all dazed by his, Su Yun's, pots and pots of mushroom soup... The harm wasn't great.
It's just... the incident probably couldn't be kept secret... And if they watched the livestream replay after waking up, would they tear him to shreds?
"Sigh..."
Su Yun watched a group of people "oohing" and having a great time playing with Chang Wei.
His head ached.
Speaking of which... are the mushrooms from this mountain really that potent?
How... how would he explain this when everyone wakes up tomorrow!?
Everyone in the Police Bureau ate it, and Su Yun himself also ate it... But the problem was, his physical attributes were strengthened by the system every day, and his poison resistance had long since maxed out!
It was completely inexplicable... Su Yun rubbed his throbbing head.
After several internal struggles, he silently pulled out his phone.
Dialing the emergency number: "Hello, I'm reporting an emergency!"
"Okay sir! Please state your exact location, the nature of the injuries, and the number of injured people..."
"We will arrange an ambulance for you as soon as possible!"
The person answering the phone, by the sound of her voice, was a young girl.
Su Yun thought for a moment... "The location is the Longhai City Police Bureau!"
"The injury situation... no external injuries, mushroom poisoning..."
"As for the number of injured people..."
He roughly scanned everyone.
Goodness... he himself didn't even know how many people were in the Longhai City Police Bureau!
He knew that saying it might scare the young girl.
But Su Yun had to say: "How about this... you guys might want to borrow a large truck!"
"A large truck!?"
The operator on the other end thought Su Yun was joking.
Where would an ambulance use a large truck?
Immediately after, the girl's voice turned cold and serious: "Sir! Lives are at stake, please be serious!"
"If you are mocking, if you are joking, if you are doing a dare... I have the right to report you!"
"At that time, all consequences will be borne by you alone!"
Su Yun: "..."
Damn it.
This was absolutely the first time Su Yun had called for an emergency in his life.
Of course, this was also absolutely his most embarrassing and speechless time... Su Yun pondered his words.
He said directly: "I'm really not joking!"
"To tell you the truth! Half an hour ago, I made a sack of mushroom soup..."
"And accidentally, I poisoned all the Police Officers in the Longhai City Police Bureau who could move!"
β [Good! Recorded!]
β [Self-destructed, self-exposed... Brother Su, we'll see you in court!]
β [Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter... This is the first time I've seen someone report an emergency and have to state their own crime...]
β [Su Yun: It must be a truck! A truck won't be enough!]
β [I want to ask, how did Brother Su say these words so seriously!]
The traffic in the livestream room easily exceeded one hundred million at this moment!
On the other end... the operator's face instantly fell, and she reprimanded: "You should at least draft your lies!"
"Aren't you afraid I'll call the Police and have them arrest you!?"
Su Yun helplessly looked at the group of Police Officers rolling on the ground... Sigh... Fine!
"Beep beep beep..."
Su Yun decisively hung up the phone.
He understood now: in this situation, going through normal channels wouldn't work... Special circumstances required special handling.
No choice... Su Yun opened his phone book and called Zheng Jianfeng of the Steel Regiment Military District.
At this moment... Zheng Jianfeng was sitting in the Regiment Commander's office in a meeting.
His phone suddenly rang.
Looking at the caller ID, Zheng Jianfeng frowned slightly: "Regiment Commander, it's Brother Su Yun calling..."
"Oh!?"
Regiment Commander Hu had specifically paid attention to Su Yun's livestream room before the meeting.
He knew that the Police Bureau would have a dinner gathering tonight.
He smiled and said: "Answer it, answer it!"
"He might be reporting that he's safe..."