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194: Deep-sea fishing! I'd rather die than come back empty-handed!
San'er popped a small crab into his mouth.
Don't ask, if you ask, it's full of roe, bursting with yellow!
As he would say: "Others would just eat it if they caught it, so why not let me 'release' it!"
Su Yun: ???
If it weren't for his cleanliness, he really would have believed him.
— — [Release? Where did you release it?]
— — [You released it into your mouth to chew raw! Isn't that considered releasing it?]
— — [On the profoundness of Chinese culture! What a way to put it into one's mouth and chew raw!]
— — [I've never encountered anything so speechless in my life!]
— — [Small crabs are nothing, San'er even eats octopus raw!]
— — [San'er: Brother Octopus, lend me some ink!]
— — [Next time, try large intestine sashimi! Steamed beef brain! Blue cheese works too...]
The livestream room's hundreds of millions of fans and netizens discussed animatedly.
Fatty Wang Fan added a few bikini beauties on WeChat.
He excitedly ran over to show off to Su Yun... and accidentally, just happened to discover the famous 'Desperate San'er' of the livestreaming world!
Wang Fan's eyes widened, exclaiming: "San'er! How are you here?"
"Brother Fatty!"
As a veteran in the livestreaming world, San'er naturally knew Fatty Wang Fan.
The two embraced and greeted each other.
Then San'er said with a bitter face: "Sigh! I didn't expect to run into you guys today!"
"Originally, I was aiming for the program's 1 billion grand prize."
"Now, I just hope that foraging can trigger the program's special reward soon..."
With a strong person like Su Yun around.
Indeed, it's not easy for the remaining contestants to persevere.
Hearing this, Fatty Wang Fan said: "San'er, your profession of foraging is pretty good too."
"I watched your livestream back then, it was quite wild!"
"Foraging while setting up a hot pot..."
"How did that saying go? Eating and shabu-shabu at the same time, right?"
"The main thing is natural, the main thing is not washing!"
San'er: "..."
Recalling those scenes of his past livestreaming struggles, they were vivid in his mind.
The hardship, the snot and tears... He gritted his teeth and steeled his resolve.
He 'plop' knelt before Su Yun: "Brother Su! Please take me in!"
"Please let me cling to your thigh!"
"You guys have big fish and big meat, take me along, let me just have some soup!"
He deeply understood the importance of traffic being king.
He didn't say anything when he hadn't encountered anything before... but today he finally met them.
Before Su Yun could even answer... San'er directly revealed all his trump cards.
"Brother Su! Don't worry! I will absolutely not be your little brother for nothing!"
"I know you make a living by picking up trash..."
"I also know you are very particular about your diet!"
"Please listen to me first..."
"I, San'er, rented a speedboat! With two sea fishing rods!"
"I've already thought it through, we'll combine our strengths!"
"We can both forage for trash on the beach and go out to sea to fish and pick up trash!"
"As for the diet! I guarantee you'll eat happily and with peace of mind!"
"Seafood abalone feast! Plenty at every meal!"
"I, San'er, guarantee..."
"To make Brother Su eat until you vomit! Eat until you get gout!"
— — [Hahaha! This young man is reliable!]
— — [I didn't expect it, this guy even has a speedboat?]
— — [Having a speedboat, wouldn't it be better to use it to flirt with girls and gain attention and traffic!]
— — [That's too vulgar, isn't it? Which man of character doesn't like sea fishing?]
— — [Speaking of sea fishing, I have to show off my hundred-jin big fish! I used to carry it home on my neck!]
— — [I haven't seen sea fishing before, but it's similar to fishing, right? That boring kind? The kind where you don't move?]
— — [Holy crap! Brother Su accidentally took in another Young Brother!]
The livestream room's bullet comments fell like snowflakes.
Everyone cheered.
Su Yun watched eagerly.
San'er's face was full of sincerity.
He wished he could immediately call him 'dad' right now.
Since the person was like this.
How could Su Yun possibly refuse?
"Alright!"
"There are many people on the beach, and it's complicated."
"As livestreamers, accidents are bound to happen."
"Speaking of which, I haven't been out to sea to fish yet..."
Su Yun was filled with emotion.
Thinking about it... perhaps he was destined to be with fish in this life?
Before, he was fishing in the Wild River behind the Longhai City Police Bureau.
He didn't catch a single fish, only focused on catching a field artillery gun... So much so that now, whenever fishing is mentioned online... people think of Su Yun's astonishing feat!
Whenever the air force is mentioned!
People think of Su Yun not catching a single fish... Darn it... Su Yun gets angry just thinking about it: it's not that he didn't want to fish, it's that there was a real accident that day!
Besides... how can a gambling addict always lose?
How can a fishing enthusiast always come back empty-handed?
As he spoke, Fatty Wang Fan transformed into the large roundworm in Su Yun's stomach.
He immediately chuckled: "San'er! That's a good suggestion!"
"It truly pleases My Brother!"
"All this time, My Brother has had an obsession with fishing, with the air force!"
"Now... My Brother finally has a chance to break the curse of 'never catching a fish'!"
Fishing in a Wild River is still fishing.
Sea fishing is also fishing... Not catching fish in the Wild River before was entirely due to external objective conditions!
Now with sea fishing, the ocean is so vast... with so many fish... can you say we won't catch a single one!?
— — [Good, good, good! So you guys like to play like this, huh? If you play like this, then I'm going to get excited!]
— — [That hits hard, old buddy! Fix whatever's not working!]
— — [If you're talking about foraging for trash, I support Brother Su! But if you're talking about sea fishing... I advise you to be careful!]
— — [If freshwater fish don't bite, surely sea fish will?]
— — [Nonsense! What you're saying sounds like: if you can't find friends domestically, you'll find them abroad!]
— — [Environmental conditions are important, but... don't underestimate the importance of skill!]
— — [Enough! I once tried! Wearing black stockings while fishing in my family's fish pond, I didn't catch a single fish, but I caught a bunch of perverts...]
— — [Does Brother Su have an air force country? Anyway... Brother Su'sNew Player Gift Pack (beginner's gift pack) is a field artillery gun!]
— — [That's right! Besides not catching fish, he caught everything else...]
— — [If you can't catch fish, it's fine to go into the sea and catch them by hand!]
When fishing was mentioned.
A large number of fishing enthusiasts appeared in the livestream room.
As well as Su Yun's 'black and white fans'.
These people, they are between black fans and white fans... sometimes black, sometimes white.
After speaking.
San'er immediately got up from the beach.
Excitedly: "Brother Su! Brother Fatty!"
"Don't worry!"
"I have experience in sea fishing!"
"With me here! I guarantee!"
"We will never return empty-handed!"
"I'm laying down my words today..."
"If we don't catch fish, hold me accountable!"
"Owooo owooo..."
Speaking of sea fishing, Chang Wei was also excited.
And so... the three people and Chang Wei.
After tidying up their luggage.
They found the speedboat San'er rented... riding the waves... facing the sun... they started!
Out to sea!