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129: Eat your fill and then sleep! This caused a sensation online!
Steel Regiment Military District, training ground.
After the tank company, artillery company, and armored vehicles quickly withdrew.
Hundreds of funeral banquet tables, which had not yet been set up, were successfully erected again.
This time... according to the requests of Su Yun and Wang Fan.
Their original table in a remote corner was moved to the central position.
Two large and one small, three shadows... Su Yun, Wang Fan, and Chang Wei each stood on their respective gravestones.
Chang Wei was also lying on his gravestone... The bizarre scene left everyone speechless.
Zheng Jianfeng pouted: "Old Hu, old professors, if you have any questions, wait until they've eaten before asking!"
Everyone had questions, not just the Archaeology Experts and Old Hu's Gang.
So, everyone took their seats again.
Under the extremely eerie atmosphere, Zheng Jianfeng waved his hand: "Chinese Oboe! Play music!"
Buzz... The melody of 'Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix' rang out again, but everyone was no longer in the mood to appreciate it.
Their gazes all turned towards the two large and one small shadows in the central position.
The more they looked, the more absurd it became, the more they felt it was explosive... They were actually singing, dancing, and swaying?
Good heavens... Never in their lives had they seen someone so happy eating their own funeral banquet!
— 【Brother Su is indeed Brother Su, and Fat Master is still Fat Master!】
— 【Brother Su really never plays by the rules!】
— 【When others encounter something like this, there's no guarantee they won't go crazy, but when Brother Su encounters something like this, he'll definitely eat his fill first!】
— 【Seriously... nothing can stop them...】
— 【I ask? What is the highest realm of freeloading? Eating at a banquet!】
— 【Looking at the world of the outrageous, this is also quite outrageous...】
— 【Sure enough, every livestream with Brother Su never disappoints me!】
The popularity in the livestream rooms of the on-site reporters had already exceeded 100 million!
You know, holding a funeral banquet at midnight, and it happening to the famous 'safety publicity ambassador' Su Yun.
Undoubtedly, this was like: goji berries in a thermos, a basketball hidden in overalls... all buffs maxed out!
Hundreds of folding tables were fully occupied... In the misty predawn, the melody of 'Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix' wafted gently.
Sitting at the central main table.
Wang Fan suddenly stood up, looked at Su Yun beside him, "Brother, shall we start now?"
Su Yun nodded.
Wang Fan cleared his throat, immediately raised his wine glass, and shouted: "Dear friends and relatives! Fellow villagers!"
"Welcome everyone to this banquet! All who come are guests! Make yourselves at home!"
"Today... on behalf of My Brother, Chang Wei, and myself, I thank everyone for organizing this banquet for us!"
"No more nonsense! Let the banquet begin!"
"I'll propose a toast! I wish everyone good food, good drink! Have fun and enjoy yourselves!"
He tilted his head back, and a glass of fiery white wine went down.
Su Yun and Wang Fan then buried their heads and started eating like crazy!
Everyone: ???
Their heads were buzzing, feeling as if they hadn't fully woken up.
Having lived most of their lives, this was the first time they had seen people so happy at a funeral banquet.
Toasting and wishing... Did they really have no taboos? Were they really all-around hexagonal warriors?
Escaping from such a suffocating and dangerous place as the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb, the Emperor's Tomb, and the Dragon-Breaking Stone... A normal person would probably have cried from fright? Perhaps their minds would have been traumatized... But what happened? The first thing these two guys thought of after getting out was to eat at a banquet!?
Good heavens... Two different kinds of people simply cannot sleep in the same bed!
— 【Hahahaha! Sure enough, Brother Su and them are still so unique!】
— 【What's the big deal? They were even fighting over food when they found that disgusting corpse...】
— 【I just want to ask, in this world, do Brother Su and them have any natural enemies?】
— 【No one can control them, okay? There's nothing that can restrict them!】
— 【The world is never short of miracles, and Brother Su himself, he is a miracle!】
— 【My friend... stop being rusty...】
【Popularity】 +1 +1 +1
【Popularity】 +1 +1 +1
... the strongest challenger program headquarters.
The company was brightly lit all night.
The company employees, directors, and chairmen, whose bodies were alive but whose souls had died an hour ago... seeing Su Yun alive, they were as if injected with a shot of adrenaline!
Rumble... The company building vibrated at this moment.
From top to bottom, everyone erupted in earth-shattering cheers!
"He's not dead! Brother Su isn't dead! Brother Su! You are my eternal god!"
"Damn it! He didn't die even after being buried by the ancient tomb's Dragon-Breaking Stone? Is he a monster?!"
"My job is saved! Brother Su saved my family! He is a benefactor!"
In the chairman's office, the executives were so excited their faces turned red!
Yes, they seemed to be able to predict: when the stock market opened tomorrow, the company's stock would soar!
The chairman slumped in his chair, laughing and crying: "Good... too good."
"Brother Su Yun saved our company again, he saved us again."
The director clenched his fists: "Chairman, don't worry, we'll go to work now..."
"We must maintain the program well! We must make our program popular all over the world!"
Before... the strongest challenger program, if it could be popular across the country, popular in China, that was already extraordinary.
Now, because of Su Yun alone, he has infinitely raised the ceiling of the strongest challenger program!
Perhaps... the program going global one day in the future is absolutely no problem!
At this moment, all company staff, all leaders.
Having been awake all night, they were full of vigor, as if they had been injected with a stimulant!
The director urgently convened a meeting of all departments: "Gentlemen, prepare for the program's livestream."
"The public relations department must seize this opportunity to maximize the popularity and traffic!"
"The photography department, for the remaining contestants, whoever is still there... continue to give them screen time, continue filming!"
"Only with comparison will there be a contrast, only with comparison will there be harm... We must center the program around Su Yun!"
Think about it, the program's name is the strongest challenger!
From the very beginning, the program's original intention was to hope that every contestant would compete! Compete again!
From 360 people, select the best! Select the strongest challenger!
Currently, Su Yun alone already possesses this qualification... The banquet continued.
The Chinese Oboe played 'Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix'.
The bandleader, under immense pressure: This is the first time playing for living people, well, it's an experience!
"Burp..."
After eating and drinking their fill, Su Yun took Chang Wei, with Fatty Wang Fan following behind him.
"Big Brother Zheng, I've eaten my fill, I'm sleepy..."
"Going back to sleep, if there's anything, let's talk after we wake up, okay..."
Su Yun turned around and went straight into the tent, and snoring sounds began.
Everyone: ???
Archaeology Experts: "He just falls asleep? His psychological resilience is really good!"
Old Hu's Gang: "Why does it feel like they just went on a trip to the ancient tomb?"