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46: Good heavens! Skipping a grenade across the water?

Today, everything should be normal, right?

Su Yun and the netizens shared the same thought.

He had noticed Officer Hong and the others around him early on.

He dared to say: "This area of Wild River is now the safest place in Longhai City!"

Deputy Director Zhang and Director Chen observed everything.

They smiled, not speaking.

In their hearts, they also wondered: "What else could happen today?"

There shouldn't be so many coincidences, right?

On the bank.

Photographer Wang Fan watched as Su Yun’s bait only caught trash.

He was anxious.

"My Brother, if you like fishing for trash, try catching a plastic bottle!"

Water plants, old shoes, they’re not worth anything!

It’s true they collect scraps.

But they can’t really pick up scraps that others don’t want, can they?

Hearing this, Su Yun felt it made a lot of sense.

It was fine if he couldn’t catch fish.

He still needed to show off his strength in front of the camera, didn't he?

His persona couldn’t collapse.

He reeled in his hook.

He changed the bait again.

Su Yun, whose physical functions had been enhanced and developed by the system, was quick-eyed and quick-handed, with strong learning ability.

He cast the rod!

Whoosh… the fishing line went out very far.

“Uh…”

Looking at the distance between his cast and the plastic bottle floating on the water.

Su Yun scratched his head, a little speechless.

He almost pulled it off, but not quite.

He cast again.

He cast an unprecedentedly long distance… unfortunately… Su Yun began to reel in the line, planning to try again.

Bang… Suddenly, during the reeling process, the line tightened!

The float began to sink!

He got something!?

It's hooked!?

Planting flowers with intent, they don’t bloom; planting willows without intent, they grow into shade?

It must be like this, right?

Deputy Director Zhang and Director Chen saw it.

They were genuinely happy for Su Yun: “It looks like a big one.”

“Old Chen, guess how heavy it is?” Deputy Director Zhang got excited.

“I reckon it must be at least twenty catties or more, right?”

The two looked at each other and smiled.

The livestream room’s bullet comments were all cheering for Su Yun.

— [Streamer is awesome!]

— [It looks like he has some skill after all.]

— [Newbie luck, perhaps?]

— [Catching something over twenty catties on the first try is already very impressive!]

— [Where’s that brother who said the Streamer would always go home empty-handed? I just want to ask you, does your face hurt?]

— [Usually, in this situation, I’d hang the fish on my license plate on the way back…]

Su Yun slowly applied force.

The process of playing the fish requires skillful exertion.

Su Yun was well versed in it.

Splash… As the fishing line tightened, then loosened… back and forth a few times.

Bubbles and mud began to appear on the water’s surface… “What the hell?”

“Could it be an eel that’s been caught?”

Why would there be mud?

The few people on the bank didn't understand.

Splash… As the fishing line tightened, a mysterious object slowly surfaced!

Only to see, in the mud surrounding the water’s surface, a medium-sized black object covered in mud came into view.

“Good heavens…”

“My Brother, you caught a sack of trash?”

“Looking at the weight, it can’t be a bag full of mud, can it?”

Wang Fan was torn between laughter and tears.

Deputy Director Zhang and Director Chen didn’t know what to say at this moment either.

They had originally thought of going fishing with Su Yun to relax.

They wanted to bridge the gap between them.

But what happened?

Such a ridiculous and comical incident occurred… Judging solely from the thick layer of mud on the outside of the sack.

It could basically be confirmed that what was caught was a bag of trash.

At this moment, Director Chen smiled: “Brother Su Yun.”

“Don’t be discouraged.”

“Looking at the weight of this sack, it must be at least seventy or eighty catties.”

“You were able to reel in such a heavy sack, and your fishing line didn’t break…”

“It shows you’re very talented at fishing!”

Su Yun: “…”

No wonder he could become the Police Bureau Director.

His reaction speed and emotional intelligence were unmatched.

Looking at the sack he had reeled ashore.

Su Yun’s face was covered in black lines.

Alright!

His first time fishing, he didn't catch a single fish, only trash!

“My Brother, don’t be discouraged.”

“I’ll always support you.”

“Director Chen is right…”

“If anyone else tried to reel in this sack, their fishing line would have broken long ago!”

“Look, you reeled it in on your first try!”

Wang Fan added insult to injury.

He kept rubbing salt into the wound… Seeing Su Yun’s expression change.

Wang Fan scratched his head, embarrassed, and quickly changed the subject.

“My Brother, it’s already been reeled in.”

“Let’s see what’s inside!”

“…”

Deputy Director Zhang and Director Chen gave a wry smile and sat back down.

Su Yun did the same.

What else could be inside a sack thrown into the river by someone else?

No need to think, besides mud, it was still mud… Wang Fan was ignored.

He wasn't angry either.

He firmly believed: “Every single thing My Brother does is great!”

— [Alas… a false alarm.]

— [Sorry, my voice was too loud just now, I apologize.]

— [Photographer, don’t bother, anything fished out of Wild River can only be mud!]

— [Boring, I’m leaving, leaving…]

The livestream room’s fans and netizens reacted normally.

But Wang Fan, on the other hand, was someone who didn't believe in evil.

Rip… He tore open the mud-covered sack.

Wang Fan sniffed: “It doesn’t smell bad!”

It was dark inside.

It really was as everyone guessed, there was mud… But!

Wang Fan was sharp-eyed, and reached into the mud to pull something out.

This thing… was even packaged in a plastic bag?

It was tightly packaged and airtight.

Wang Fan slowly unwrapped it… A round little stick lay in his palm.

Holy crap!!!

Wang Fan’s face changed dramatically, ashen as paper!

Under the camera.

A cylindrical object, but quite a bit smaller than a typical cylinder, appeared… Wang Fan stood frozen, not daring to move.

This thing, it couldn’t be real, could it?

The tens of thousands of fans and netizens in the livestream room.

Upon seeing this object, fell silent!

The bullet comments were cleared as if by magic!

No one spoke!

“My Brother…”

“What?”

Su Yun had his back to Wang Fan, “Don’t bother me, I’m in a very bad mood right now.”

“Heh heh…”

Beside him, Deputy Director Zhang laughed while mixing bait, and said: “Young Brother Wang Fan, you’d better be quiet.”

“Exactly, exactly, too much noise will affect the fishing…”

Director Chen cast his rod.

Wang Fan: ???

He looked at the grenade in his hand!

He tried touching the fuse.

Weighing it, judging by the weight, it should be a dud, right?

A simulated toy model?

Really… today’s toy manufacturers are making toys more and more realistic.

Besides, even if it were real, this thing would definitely be broken!

Thinking carefully.

In the Wild River behind the Longhai City Police Bureau.

How could a grenade appear there?

This was one of the safest places in Longhai City.

And this grenade was even an old type… Thinking this, Wang Fan relaxed a lot.

“Oh dear, which mischievous brat is this?”

“Why did they throw a toy model into the river?”

“Honestly…”

“You gave me a fright for nothing!”

Wang Fan patted his chest.

Then he looked at the camera lens.

“Heh heh…”

“Everyone, it was a false alarm, a false alarm.”

“This grenade should be a simulated toy model.”

“Fishing like this is pretty boring.”

“Next, it’s my show time.”

“Guess how many skips I can get if I use this grenade to skip stones?”

“There’s a prize for the correct answer!”

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