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172: Fire station invites you! Meals and accommodation included!

There's a saying: a man wounded by love is like a ferocious beast.

Don't touch him, or he'll explode... One beast can turn rivers and seas upside down, but two beasts colliding... is like a drop of cold water in a boiling oil pot, instantly exploding.

— — [Holy crap! It's about to get real!]

— — [Fighting in a hotpot restaurant? Are they crazy?!]

— — [They're all men, why make it hard for other men?]

— — [I just don't get it, how did these two brothers start fighting?!]

The hotpot restaurant was full of onlookers.

Two hot-blooded men were having a war of words.

They were cordially greeting each other's ancestors up to the eighteenth generation.

"Look at your pointy mouth and monkey cheeks! Are you by any chance surnamed Sun?!"

"Oh yeah? You're fat-headed and big-eared... Are you by any chance surnamed Pig?!"

The two argued more and more fiercely... The restaurant staff wanted to intervene but didn't dare to step forward.

As they spoke... one man picked up the steaming hotpot from the table... "Try cursing me one more time, you bastard?!"

The other man wasn't intimidated, also picking up a hotpot... "You think you're so great, huh? You dare to splash me, just try it?!"

Seeing that both men had already picked up their hotpots.

Passersby and onlookers scattered and fled.

Fatty Zhang and Wang Fan also stood up, ready to run at any moment.

"Brother, how about we... Brother?!"

The two wanted to call Su Yun to leave.

However... they saw Su Yun stand up from his chair and slowly walk to the center of the two men.

— — [Holy crap! Brother Su, don't go!]

— — [At this time, even someone breaking up a fight might get hurt!]

— — [Holy crap... Brother Su wouldn't actually try to mediate, would he?]

The two arguing men looked at Su Yun in confusion.

And at this moment... Su Yun just smiled: "You two carry on, you two carry on!"

He had originally intended to leave.

It was just... by accident, he found a photo in the trash can!

Su Yun bent down... Not minding the dirt, he began to rummage through the trash can.

Fatty Wang Fan was dumbfounded: "Holy crap, Brother Su's occupational habit is acting up again?"

However... when Su Yun stood up again.

He pulled a tissue from the table, slowly wiped the item in his hand... opened it... Su Yun clearly froze for a moment when he saw the photo: "Oh! Found it!"

The man holding the hotpot beside him was curious and leaned his head over to look.

With just one glance... the man trembled with fright and immediately put the hotpot back in its original place.

"Bu... Bureau Chief! You are the Police Bureau Director!"

The man was completely scared silly... What Su Yun was holding was clearly Bureau Chief Chen's lost identification from a few days ago!

Immediately... hearing the words "Bureau Chief," the man opposite also panicked... and knelt down with a "thud."

"Bureau Chief! We were just fooling around!"

— — [Holy crap! What's going on?!]

— — [It looks like Brother Su found something incredible?!]

— — [Bureau Chief? Could it be Bureau Chief Chen's identification?]

Even the customers in the hotpot restaurant.

One by one, they all looked at Su Yun in shock... Bureau Chief? Police Bureau Director?!

Word spread like wildfire... The atmosphere gradually changed... "The Police Bureau Director also likes to eat beef bile hotpot?!"

"What?! The Police Bureau Director specifically chooses dry ingredients? He especially likes to eat dry ingredients?!"

"Holy crap? The Bureau Chief's taste is even heavier than mine? His old self eats it by the basinful?!"

Fatty Wang Fan and Big Fatty Zhang exchanged glances.

What incredible thing has Brother Su found this time?!

Originally... the two men who were on the verge of spilling hotpot on each other just a second ago.

The next second, they were honest and docile, like little lambs in a flock... They didn't care if Su Yun was a policeman or not.

The key was... that identification in his hand... it was incredibly intimidating!

Su Yun: "..."

He smiled wryly.

He didn't say anything... until their beef bile hotpot was served.

Everything was as if nothing had happened... Starved all morning, they ate like crazy!

And so... the news spread that the Longhai City Police Bureau Director.

Likes to eat beef bile soup and beef bile dry ingredients.

The hundreds of millions of fans in the livestream room laughed so hard they couldn't straighten up... — — [Hahahaha! What a huge misunderstanding!]

— — [Bureau Chief Chen: I like to eat dry ingredients?! And I eat them by the basinful?!]

— — [Bureau Chief Chen: Why don't you just kill me already?!]

— — [Brother Su is truly amazing, he accidentally resolved a conflict...]

— — [You guys didn't see it just now, when they left, those two buddies even added each other on WeChat!]

— — [The light of justice shines upon the earth...]

— — [Brother Su! I have a conflict here too! Could I trouble you to resolve it?]

— — [I'm going on blind dates recently, I want Brother Su to help me vet them...]

After finishing their meal, they burped and left the hotpot restaurant.

Ding-a-ling... Su Yun's phone rang in his pocket, the caller ID showed it was the program director.

He answered, and the director spoke excitedly: "Su Yun, do you have any other plans this afternoon?"

Su Yun thought about it... He had intended to clean the villa all day, but he finished it in one morning... As for the afternoon, he indeed had no other plans yet.

Su Yun said: "Director, I have nothing planned for the afternoon."

The director took a deep breath: "That's how it is! Our Longhai City Fire Station Station Chief contacted us..."

"He said he wanted to invite you to experience it and promote fire safety knowledge..."

Because of the program's traffic and Su Yun's personal popularity... the program team didn't dare to agree to some big brands, endorsements, or advertisements.

So... the Fire Station, wanting to leverage Su Yun's influence... to popularize fire safety knowledge among netizens... the program director didn't immediately agree, only thinking of calling to ask...

Upon hearing this, Su Yun pondered for a moment... and said: "It's not impossible to go."

"I just have one question..."

"How's the food at the Fire Station? What about the accommodation?"

"As long as it includes food and lodging, it's no problem..."

The main thing is to get it for free.

The program director laughed: "Don't worry! The Station Chief said: they'll slaughter a pig for you when you arrive!"

Can he eat freshly slaughtered pork dishes in advance?

In Su Yun's mind, he could already picture: braised pork, sweet and sour ribs, stewed pig trotters in soy sauce... "Good!"

He readily agreed.

Su Yun had no concerns... What concerns could he have?

The Fire Station Station Chief wasn't worried, so he wasn't worried either... After parting ways with Big Fatty Zhang.

Su Yun and Wang Fan took a taxi straight to the Longhai City Fire Station headquarters.

In the car... the taxi driver recognized Su Yun and was as excited as if he'd been injected with chicken blood: "Su Yun! I'm your fan!"

"I didn't expect to be so lucky today, your ride is free!"

Su Yun: "..."

"Then thank you, uncle..."

The taxi driver spoke volubly.

He asked: "Idol, this time going to the Fire Station, are you planning to pick up bombs or bodies?!"

"Eh? Going empty-handed? Didn't prepare some poisonous mushrooms or something?"

Su Yun: "..."

"Forget it, I think I'll just pay."

The driver uncle's string of awkward questions.

Su Yun was speechless... He had explained countless times: it wasn't that he wanted to pick them up!

The bombs drilled into his hands!

The bodies insisted on colliding with him!

Su Yun secretly vowed: this time, he must change everyone's perception!

Getting out of the car... The Fire Station Station Chief, along with all the firefighters... saw Su Yun and Wang Fan... In the midst of the group's panic.

The large black pig they had just brought back on a tricycle... leaped, broke free from its rope, and jumped down!

A group of people shouted and chased... "Brother Su Yun! Catch the pig!"

"Don't let it run away!"

...PS: First round of 'Thousand Power Generation' statistics: As of January 12th, 4:30 PM, total power generation count is 58! Still counting! Cumulative 1000 for an extra update!

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