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186: Climbing the Great Wall! A fragile college student!
A few hours ago.
Zhu Fen Cilang personally led people to deliver those sparklers and two-firecrackers to the research institute.
Yes, the highest military research institute in Japan.
He forcibly woke up the researchers who were sleeping at home... and delivered the fireworks while the group of researchers were still grumpy from being woken up.
"These are high-tech weapons from China that we just purchased!"
"I demand that you secretly research them at the fastest and most efficient speed possible!"
High-tech weapons!?
Hearing this, the group of researchers put on their gear and fully opened the research lab... A single sparkler never imagined in its life that it would end up on a research table in a lab.
The two-firecracker also never thought that it would have a day when it would be dissected piece by piece... A few minutes later.
The leading research professor walked out with a dark expression and threw the two-firecracker onto the floor.
Zhu Fen Cilang was displeased: "What does this mean? Are the weapons too advanced to research?"
The research professor replied: "Your Excellency, the Minister! This joke of yours is not funny at all!"
"Do you know what the item you asked us to research with all our effort is?"
The self-esteem of the researchers had been severely insulted!
Zhu Fen Cilang blinked: "Isn't it a high-tech weapon?"
The research professor desperately wanted to curse: "High-tech weapon, my foot!"
"sparkler stick! two-firecracker!"
"This is purely and simply fireworks!"
Zhu Fen Cilang: ???
It's really fireworks!?
Fireworks can shoot down a helicopter from the sky!?
He absolutely refused to believe it!
The research professor was equally direct: "Your Excellency, the Minister, I don't know how you acquired this."
"Now, you don't believe me, do you?"
*Click*... He took out a lighter... First, he lit the sparkler, and then used the sparkler to light the two-firecracker... They heard two sounds of "Bang" and "Bang."
After the two-firecracker ascended, it exploded into brilliant fireworks in mid-air... Then came the second one... and the third!
As the fireworks beautifully scattered, Zhu Fen Cilang's heart completely died.
Fireworks!?
It's those damn fireworks!?
"Baka!"
"A bunch of scammers!"
"Give me back my money!"
Zhu Fen Cilang spat out a mouthful of ancient, stagnant blood.
Enduring the pain... he immediately called Deng Zhiyong.
Deng Zhiyong laughed: "Lord Zhu Fen!"
"What is the meaning of this?"
"Isn't business about mutual consent?"
"You paid the money, I shipped the goods..."
"Is there any problem?"
Zhu Fen Cilang: "..."
"Pfft!"
He couldn't catch his breath!
Zhu Fen Cilang's eyes went dark, and he fainted from anger!
"Your Excellency, the Minister! Your Excellency, the Minister!"
"Quick! Call for emergency aid!"
"Your Excellency, the Minister, please don't die!"
On the other end of the phone were chaotic shouts for help.
Deng Zhiyong silently hung up the phone.
He chuckled: "Spending one hundred million to buy a few sparklers and two-firecrackers..."
"It would be strange if he didn't vomit blood from anger!"
Fatty Wang Fan added a witty comment: "One hundred million two-firecrackers must look amazing, right?"
— — [What one hundred million? When would one hundred million two-firecrackers ever finish being set off?]
— — [The kind that fights from day till night!]
— — [I don't get it!]
The traffic in the livestream room exceeded one hundred million.
Meanwhile, Su Yun and his group rushed to the first tourist attraction in the capital, the Great Wall... As the saying goes, one who fails to reach the Great Wall is not a true hero.
In the peak tourist season during the transition from spring to summer... many handsome men and beautiful women, wearing cool and refreshing tank tops and shorts, climbed the Great Wall.
They came to see this ancient structure with thousands of years of history... Along the way.
They bought tickets and set off... Deng Zhiyong and Ding Jian, the two directors, wore hats and masks, covering themselves very thoroughly.
As for Su Yun and Fatty Wang Fan, the two of them were completely relaxed...
Fatty Wang Fan chuckled: "Brother Su, why is the Great Wall so white? It's a bit dazzling?"
"Do you think someone secretly added extra ingredients when the Great Wall was first built?"
Su Yun curled his lips: "Fatty, you're thinking about romance again, aren't you?"
"If you like someone, be proactive... Don't let your youth have regrets..."
Hearing this... Fatty had an expression of envy and admiration.
Su Yun was naturally handsome, plus he carried Chang Wei in his pants pocket.
Everywhere he went, there was a large group of beautiful girls asking for photos and contact information...
— — [Hahaha! Fatty is deeply hurt!]
— — [Sure enough, being handsome still has its advantages!]
— — [Wow, I didn't expect there to be so many tank tops on the Great Wall...]
— — [Hehehe, I like it, I love watching! Pervert face jpg!]
— — [Weld the car doors shut! I'm going to die in Brother Su's livestream room today!]
— — [Mhm! This is what I love to see the most! I'm an old pervert, I admit it!]
They walked up one stone step after another.
The Great Wall was very, very long... Looking out, the mountains stretched endlessly.
It was clear to see: the wisdom of the ancients, the breadth of their minds... the ability to build the Great Wall was truly magnificent.
After one or two hours... Deng Zhiyong, Officer Hong, and Ding Jian, the three who were walking in the front, slowed down, and their pace became sluggish...
Firstly, their physical strength was indeed being consumed.
Secondly, there were many people taking photos and checking in on the Great Wall...
Deng Zhiyong sighed: "Alas! I didn't expect so many tourists today!"
"It's a bit congested up ahead..."
Officer Hong stood on his tiptoes and said: "It looks like some kind of accident happened?"
Not long after... a commotion came from the Great Wall steps: "Move aside, move aside."
"The young ladies have arrived, everyone clear the way!"
Emergency personnel kept shouting.
On three or four stretchers lay three or four young people with pale faces and white lips.
An informed passerby said: "It seems to be a rare protected population: the fragile college student?"
"Oh! We have Special Forces college students touring!"
"Move aside, move aside... Look how pale these little faces are..."
"Mhm! They're paler than my great-grandmother who died many years ago!"
Deng Zhiyong and the others quickly made way.
Su Yun and Fatty Wang Fan also saw them.
Wang Fan said: "Young people, you must know your limits!"
— — [The fragile college students have appeared!]
— — [Good, good, good...]
— — [Do you know how this nickname came about? Because some of them are genuinely fragile!]
— — [Raise my hand! The first time I was taken away by emergency services in my life was because I yawned and dislocated my jaw...]
— — [I have a friend who stretched too hard... and fractured his lumbar spine...]
— — [Please! My name is Crispy Shark! Very crispy! But very hard to kill!]
— — [College students: Fragile! Hard to kill! Loves money!]
— — [College student: Counselor, the world is so big, I want to go out and wander... Counselor: My living father! My living mother! I beg you to spare me...]
The hundred million fans and netizens in the livestream room were roaring with laughter.
The path to the top of the Great Wall became increasingly crowded... By the halfway point, there was even a tendency for them to be unable to move forward...
Fatty Wang Fan worried: "To climb to the top and check in, we'd have to wait until evening, right?"
Su Yun frowned... Although he carried a basket on his back the whole way.
He was very comfortable climbing the Great Wall while picking up trash... But... you can't delay my lunch and dinner!
Su Yun glanced around... Suddenly... a small path outside the cableway and outside the city wall caught his attention.
"Fatty, go call Officer Hong and the others..."
"I found an excellent shortcut!"
"Follow me!"