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185: Real fireworks! Pig Manure Guy is furious he'd vomit blood!

As expected.

Zhu Fen Cilang passionately kissed the words "Stupid B*tch" on the express delivery box.

Afterward, he cautiously opened it... Looking inside at a few sparklers the length of a finger, and then a few two-firecrackers...

The surrounding cadres and guard members exchanged glances, all feeling a sense of foreboding...

"Your Excellency, the Minister, I don't think this looks much like a high-tech weapon!"

"Could there be a hidden mechanism? China's technological development has been very fast recently!"

"Why don't we set a few off to see?"

They noticed there were fuses.

They were thinking: perhaps it was very similar to detonating a bomb?

Zhu Fen Cilang nodded: "A high-tech weapon capable of shooting down a helicopter! The greatest truth is the simplest!"

"Someone! Bring a lighter!"

A windproof lighter was handed over... The surrounding cadres and elite guards began to get nervous.

They hurriedly advised: "Your Excellency, the Minister, it's too dangerous..."

"Why don't you let your subordinates handle it?"

"That's right! It might explode!"

Zhu Fen Cilang thought about the tragic death of his son, and the dozen or so prisoners from Japan... That was a result he had spent a great deal of effort to achieve.

Snap... The lighter flame ignited the tip of a sparkler.

Sizzle... The sparkler began to burn!

Instantly... it erupted into brilliant, beautiful light!

Zhu Fen Cilang was cautious: "What a high-end weapon!"

"You all step back a bit... Be careful, it might explode!"

Sizzling... until the sparkler completely burned out.

Everyone felt as if they were dreaming...

"This... that's it!?"

"It didn't explode? It didn't fly up either!?"

"Is our ignition method wrong?"

"Do we need to rely on human strength to throw it into the air!?"

The group was completely baffled.

Zhu Fen Cilang suddenly felt a sense of humiliation.

Looking at the only two two-firecrackers left in the box... he still dismissed the idea of continuing the experiment.

"It seems professional matters still require professional people to handle them."

"Go, send these high-tech weapons to the Weapons Department..."

"Make sure they research the secret within them as quickly as possible!"

... Early morning, seven o'clock.

Su Yun was woken up by the system's mechanical voice in his mind.

[Ding! Check-in successful today! It is another day full of hope!]

[Check-in Reward: Merit +1! Physique +1!]

[Today's Fortune Telling: Minor auspiciousness! Minor auspiciousness!]

Finally, no major disaster!

Su Yun breathed a heavy sigh of relief internally.

He wondered: Is the system already starting to add Merit for him?

Good, good, good... It's getting more and more powerful!

Moving forward, if his Merit is complete, could he transform into the Victorious Fighting Buddha?

Su Yun grinned... and woke up Chang Wei, who was sound asleep lying on his stomach.

"Little fellow, your weight has been increasing a bit fast recently."

"It looks like you'll have to eat less in the future..."

"Awoo Awoo!"

Chang Wei roared twice.

He vented all his unhappiness and dissatisfaction onto Fatty Wang Fan's crotch.

"Oh my gosh!"

Fatty Wang Fan woke up with a start, grabbing Chang Wei: "My little ancestor! Don't bite everything randomly!"

Chang Wei currently has milk teeth, and one bite hurts like hell.

"Oh, you're all awake?"

At this moment... Deng Zhiyong, Ding Jian, and Officer Hong walked in carrying breakfast.

After a quick wash and cleanup.

The group sat at the dining table eating breakfast.

Fatty Wang Fan immediately opened the livestream, pointing the camera directly at the table.

— [I finally waited for you! I'm glad I didn't give up!]

— [I'm practically turning into a Giant Panda from staying up late! Is it easy for me just to watch a livestream!?]

— [Where is Brother Su and the others? Is the food this good in prison?]

— [Where is this? It doesn't look like a prison...]

— [What exactly happened yesterday? Why can't I find any related news on the internet?]

As soon as the livestream room started broadcasting, the basic flow of viewers reached tens of millions.

During this time... many fans and netizens went online to search for the consequences of the helicopter crash... and found no news at all!

There was only one piece of information: Su Yun set off fireworks and accidentally blew up a helicopter!

If they tried to delve deeper after that, they found no results whatsoever!

Fatty Wang Fan smiled and waved at the camera to greet them: "Hello! Don't worry, everyone, nothing major happened!"

"Right now, we are eating at the Security Bureau!"

— [Holy cow! Awesome!]

— [A master of free meals! He even managed to freeload inside the Security Bureau?]

— [A role model for our generation!]

After chatting casually with the fans and netizens in the livestream room.

Then, Officer Hong spoke: "I just called Bureau Chief Chen, and he said the bureau is fine for now."

"Director Deng, what is our schedule for today?"

They were currently in the capital city.

Being unfamiliar with the area, all their actions depended on Deng Zhiyong.

Hearing this... Deng Zhiyong blinked and looked at Brother Su Yun: "Brother Su Yun, do you have any plans?"

"Does the Longhai City Fire Station still need any safety publicity?"

As he spoke... Su Yun pulled out his phone, just about to call Station Chief Ma Da to ask.

The program director called: "Su Yun! The Fire Station contacted me."

"Station Chief Ma Da said they would cooperate again next time there's an opportunity!"

"Right now... they are busy responding to calls everywhere!"

That's right.

The effect Su Yun brought: More and more citizens in Longhai City loved and appreciated fire safety publicity.

Either they bought a new car and wanted to set off firecrackers but were afraid of danger... they proactively called the Fire Station and invited them over to take precautions!

Or perhaps they were visiting ancestors' graves, worried that the paper money would burn the grave site... they proactively called the Fire Station and invited them over to take precautions!

In short... the Longhai City Fire Station was extremely busy!

— [Hahaha! I checked early this morning...]

— [The Fire Station's official account is currently livestreaming!]

— [Station Chief Ma Da is currently helping an old lady start a fire...]

— [Deputy Station Chief Liu Chaofan is standing right on top of someone's ancestral grave, holding a water hose...]

— [Haha! I'm dying of laughter!]

— [All members of the Fire Station: Listen to me say thank you! You warmed the four seasons...]

Beep beep beep... Su Yun hung up the phone.

He chuckled at everyone: "It seems everyone's safety awareness is quite high."

Everyone: ... They have no choice but to be high!

How could it not be high?

With Su Yun's superhuman feat of setting off fireworks and blowing up a helicopter... perhaps even children setting off drop crackers will need to wear protective gear from now on?

Deng Zhiyong pondered for a moment.

"How about this, since none of us have any special arrangements today."

"Then... since we rarely get to visit the capital, how about we all go out together and look around?"

"Our capital has many famous scenic spots and historical sites..."

Tourism!?

Fatty Wang Fan immediately became happy: "Great, great! I love tourism the most!"

Su Yun: "He who has not been to the Great Wall is not a true man, but I wonder if the trash on the Great Wall is easy to pick up or not..."

Everyone: ... Ding-a-ling!

Just as they were speaking... an international video call came through.

That's right, it was Zhu Fen Cilang from Japan...

Deng Zhiyong smiled widely and answered: "Hello? Lord Zhu Fen?

"What's up so early in the morning? Did you receive the express package?"

"How is it? Isn't our 'high-tech weapon' awesome?"

Zhu Fen Cilang's face was dark, the color of a pig's liver... "Shameless!"

"Bastard!"

"Liar!"

"Return the goods!"

"Refund the money!"

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