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83: Bamboo leaf green sneaks into the quilt, bringing new fortune!

Inside the tent.

In the corner, weeds swayed.

A slender, rope-like black shadow wriggled.

It crept along the edge of the tent, quietly approaching Su Yun's bed.

It climbed up the leg of the bed, intending to crawl onto the bed... Suddenly.

Another beastly shadow descended from above.

The Liger, sound asleep, pounced and pressed down on the long snake.

With a soft 'awoo', Su Yun opened his eyes... and saw by his bed.

A long snake, its body a vibrant green.

A Bamboo Viper!?

Holy crap... Su Yun 'shot' up from the bed.

The Bamboo Viper flicked its tongue.

It called out, "I'm here to be a guard!"

The Liger was small and didn't understand.

It bit relentlessly with its mouth, which hadn't grown teeth yet.

Su Yun: "..."

He understood what the Bamboo Viper said.

A guard!?

At this very moment.

Millions of fans and netizens in the livestream room.

Seeing the Bamboo Viper, they trembled with fear.

Some people are naturally afraid of snakes or invertebrates.

They're soft, and very scary... — [Holy crap! A Bamboo Viper!]

— [One bite and you're silenced!]

— [Isn't it too venomous? A Bamboo Viper?]

— [Damn it, this thing is much more vicious than my old lady at home!]

— [So dangerous, it almost crawled into the covers...]

— [Once, a Bamboo Viper crawled into my crotch...]

Fortunately, the Little fellow was there.

Its reaction was quite swift.

Su Yun sat by the bed.

He understood the beast speech the Bamboo Viper spoke.

It said it was sent by the Lion King.

Knowing that Su Yun was sleeping in the Military Region tent, it was worried about blind snakes or insects disturbing him.

So, it specifically dispatched the Bamboo Viper to protect him... Su Yun: "..."

He was utterly speechless.

What should he even say?

Everyone was so thoughtful.

Outside, there were soldiers on guard, sent by Brother Zheng Jianfeng.

Inside, there was a Bamboo Viper guard, dispatched by the Lion King.

Su Yun shook his head, took the Little fellow off the Bamboo Viper... He didn't bother with it anymore, lay down, and went to sleep.

Just like that.

By his pillow.

On the left was the Liger, on the right was an adult Bamboo Viper, about one meter long.

Hearing Su Yun's slight snoring.

The millions of fans watching the livestream had their cerebellums atrophy!

— [No? Just sleep like that?]

— [What the heck... how does it feel, like a left Azure Dragon and right White Tiger?]

— [My Brother Su is a true gangster! A man of few words, but fierce!]

— [Damn it, I'm just asking if you're convinced or not?]

— [Once, we only had an old faucet at home, and every time it rained, I would worry and shout: Old friend! Don't rust! Don't rust!]

— [ruthless great emperor, I only recognize Brother Su!]

— [It's not that I don't go to the zoo, but watching Brother Su's livestream is more cost-effective!]

— [I see more animals watching Brother Su's livestream than I do at the zoo!]

— [Haha... My Brother Su is a real-life "Tarzan," isn't he?]

— [I'm Tarzan from next door, grasping the vine of love, listen to me...]

A large concert began in the livestream's bullet comments... Late at night.

Program headquarters.

All sorts of inquiry calls were once again flooding in!

Liaison Department: "Director, we can't take any more calls..."

"If we keep taking calls, the phone won't explode, but I will!"

The director's face was dark: "Take them!"

"As long as the calls keep coming, answer them until you drop!"

Damn it... I feel like my mindset is about to collapse...

The show was incredibly popular a few days ago.

When Su Yun found the meat.

A group of butchers wanted to seek cooperation.

When he found rock sugar with a purity of 99.99%.

A genuine rock sugar brand factory requested cooperation!

Later, he found an arsenal in the Wild River...

A larger brand toy factory came knocking...

Now, what is it now?

People from Animal World want to invite Su Yun to film a special documentary...

The directors of famous zoos in major cities are earnestly requesting Mr. Su Yun to succeed them as director!

Damn it, are zoo directors so willful now?

Especially the zoo in the capital, which offered a high price, hoping Su Yun could serve as the chief zookeeper for the national treasure Giant Panda!

They said... they didn't mean anything else.

Their main hope was for the national treasure Giant Panda to follow Su Yun and awaken its bloodline...

One should know that Giant Pandas, in the past, were known as "Iron-Eating Beasts"!

Blah blah blah... The director listened to a lot of talk from various zoo directors and managers.

The prices offered were higher than the sky.

The director was exhausted.

He replied to each one, saying: "If there's an opportunity in the future, absolutely!"

Su Yun has already become a public figure.

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to call him a big internet celebrity star...

Who knows, maybe one day he'll remember and actually go serve as a zoo director, or actually go film a documentary?

Everything is still unknown... The headquarters of "the strongest challenger" variety show is lit up day and night.

Their previous motto of "doing things meticulously and well."

Has changed to: "Serve Number 54 well! Maintain Number 54 well!"

"Number 54 is heaven, Number 54 is earth!"

... The next day.

Seven in the morning.

Su Yun was licked awake by the Liger.

The Bamboo Viper had already run off early.

[Ding! Daily check-in successful!]

[Today's happiness secret: Smiles don't disappear, they just transfer!]

[Today's check-in reward: All attributes enhanced +2!]

[Today's fortune divination: Due to uncontrollable factors...]

[Temporarily set as: Unknown!]

The system's mechanical voice in his mind rang out punctually again.

No special reward, understandable.

But... today's fortune divination was actually unknown!?

Su Yun sat by the bed.

These two words, "unknown," plunged him into deep confusion...

Ever since he awakened the system.

With the continuous development of the system's various abilities.

This fortune divination has been daily... Today was the first time it showed unknown.

Thinking carefully... those previous minor luck, minor misfortune, major misfortune, etc...

With fortune divination, he could still have some sense of proportion.

Now, it gives him the two words "unknown"?

What's the reason?

Uncontrollable factors?

What factors exactly are uncontrollable?

Su Yun pondered... The fortune given by the system was fixed and certain.

For example: Today is a major misfortune for you.

Then it is a major misfortune... No matter if you're sitting or lying down, it's a major misfortune.

Now... it actually gives an unknown?

Damn system... clearly playing tricks.

Whoosh...

Just as Su Yun was pondering, Zheng Jianfeng pulled open the tent and took Su Yun and his group to the mess hall for breakfast.

Still the usual spot... Sitting down, a bowl of soy milk, a pie, and a tea egg...

Sweet to the taste.

The Little fellow, on the other hand, was given two bottles of goat's milk...

While eating, Zheng Jianfeng said, "Brother Su Yun."

"Yesterday was a false alarm, good thing you were there."

"Did you sleep well last night?"

"Today, I'll take you all to experience Military Region life properly..."

One by one.

Zheng Jianfeng introduced the training programs within the Military Region.

The soldiers' training had a fixed routine.

However... considering Su Yun's uniqueness.

Zheng Jianfeng planned to take him to experience something interesting.

"Today, I've selected a few elite scout squads."

"They'll team up in pairs."

"We'll hold a trench digging competition..."

"How about it?"

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