128: So what if we're eating at our own table? Play music!

Where there are Crouching Dragons, there are Fledgling Phoenixes!

Regiment Commander Hu and Old Hu were equally matched... They lowered their heads in shame.

Fatty Wang Fan then said, "Brother! Where are the ropes? Tie them up!"

"Oh right... and cannons pointed at their faces... heavy encirclement!"

No one who hasn't experienced it firsthand can understand that feeling.

Old Hu grinned and chuckled, "Brother Wang, I was just kidding!"

Wang Fan: "Then do you think I look like I'm kidding?"

One special rope for you, one for me.

Su Yun and Wang Fan clearly intended to tie up Old Hu and Regiment Commander Hu.

— 【Hahahaha! Perfect!】

— 【Confirmed, it's Brother Su and Fatty Wang Fan, no doubt!】

— 【This is more like it...】

— 【An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Tie them up the same way they tied us!】

— 【Yes! Let Regiment Commander Hu and the others experience what it's like to have tanks and cannons pointed at their faces!】

— 【Hang them up! Whip them for three days and three nights...】

The tens of millions of fans in the livestream room were very happy about Su Yun and Wang Fan's return.

Zheng Jianfeng timely stopped Su Yun and Wang Fan's actions.

He whispered, "Brother Su Yun, give me some face..."

"Everyone here is watching, and there are reporters livestreaming."

"It wouldn't look good if this got out..."

Hearing this, Su Yun blinked: "Big Brother Zheng, if I remember correctly..."

"Weren't you the one shouting the loudest just now? What was that about 'Level One Combat Readiness'?"

Zheng Jianfeng: ???

It's not that you'll forget, it's that someone will help you remember on the spot.

Zheng Jianfeng didn't know what to say, feeling utterly mortified on the spot.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding... It was all a misunderstanding..."

Zheng Jianfeng explained with a bitter smile.

Su Yun was fine, reasonable and polite.

But Fatty Wang Fan, he never tolerated any loss and always sought immediate revenge.

He slowly picked up a special rope and said, "Brother, what do you say? If I tie someone up and beat them, and then say it was a misunderstanding, can I be forgiven?"

Su Yun: "Try it, you'll know if you try!"

— 【???】

— 【If you try, you die!】

— 【This year's latest college entrance exam question: Find the psychological shadow area of Lieutenant Colonel Zheng's face!】

— 【Hahaha! Fatty's mouth is truly venomous! And he's quite good at inferring!】

— 【It's like... I stabbed you with a knife and said: 'Sorry, it was an accident, please forgive me! Please take care of me! Please give me a reward! Please cherish me!'】

...Old Hu, Zheng Jianfeng, and Regiment Commander Hu.

In terms of position and social influence, each was higher and greater than the last... But now, facing Su Yun, they couldn't be tough at all.

Firstly, they were in the wrong! Ashamed!

Secondly, they didn't dare to act rashly... Regiment Commander Hu personally bowed and apologized, saying, "Brother Su Yun, I am truly sorry."

"It was indeed a misunderstanding earlier. We all thought..."

"We thought you had died inside the tomb!"

"So, we were rushing to hold your funeral at dawn."

"Didn't expect..."

Regiment Commander Hu's words were cut short when he saw... Su Yun and Wang Fan's faces filled with shock.

They blurted out, "What the hell!? The funeral was for us!?"

A Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix!?

Hundreds of seats!?

Look at the crowd, look at the complex yet familiar faces!

Bureau Chief Chen, Officer Hong, Cookhouse Squad Leader, the cafeteria cook... Good heavens! It turns out the funeral was for us!

— 【Oh no! Brother Su is about to go berserk!】

— 【I feel like Brother Su never plays by the rules...】

— 【Oh no, oh no, the plague god Brother Su, who was about to be sent off, has decided to stay and pick up trash for two more days!】

— 【Look quickly, Brother Su and Fatty's faces are red, they're about to go berserk!】

— 【Can't hold it in! Who could endure this? Absolutely unbearable!】

Fight, fight... The tens of millions of fans in the livestream room's bullet comments loved to watch a good show.

Zheng Jianfeng and the others silently lowered their heads.

Oh no, why did the Regiment Commander reveal the truth?

Isn't this clearly pushing them into a fire pit?

Suddenly, they glanced at Regiment Commander Hu.

The few of them were already prepared to face the wrath of Su Yun and Wang Fan... However!

Rumble... Only to hear the mountain forest tremble again, shaking the earth.

Just as everyone thought the tomb had collapsed.

Mighty and vast... The Lion King and the Tigress, leading the beast pack, charged straight down... "Owooo owooo..."

A childish roar.

Squinting their eyes, they saw Chang Wei standing on the big head of Lion King's dad.

His dusty little face was full of displeasure and anger!

Fatty Wang Fan saw this and exclaimed, "Right! Chang Wei! Let your dad bite them!"

Everyone: "..."

Don't be ridiculous.

Zheng Jianfeng and the others subtly signaled the defense soldiers not to act rashly.

Just like that, after the mighty beast pack put on a show of force.

The Lion King and the Tigress quietly came before Su Yun, saying a lot with "owoowoo owoooowoo."

Su Yun nodded: "Don't worry, if I have food, Chang Wei will have food."

"Eating well, having fun, chasing girls, causing trouble, if I'm here, Chang Wei will be here!"

"Hmm... So you wanted to stand up for us, it's okay... You guys go back!"

"Owooo, owoooowooo..."

Chang Wei jumped down from Lion King's dad's head and very humanly wiggled his paws a few times.

Rumble... When the mighty beast pack left.

Everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Indeed... The rumors that Su Yun could communicate with beasts were true... This series of actions: a beastly outburst!

The Archaeology Experts pondered in their hearts, and after several struggles, stepped forward and rubbed their hands.

They chuckled dryly, "Brother Su Yun, look, we got along very harmoniously, didn't we?"

"Firstly, we didn't order to open fire, did we? And we didn't shout 'zombie,' did we?"

"Secondly, we didn't host or arrange any funeral banquet, right?"

Su Yun nodded.

The Archaeology Experts thought there was an opportunity and continued, "Um, Brother Su Yun, could you come with us?"

"To be honest, we are very interested in the contents of the murals behind the Dragon-Breaking Stone!"

After studying the first half, it proved that those stone murals were not simple!

The Archaeology Experts' old faces broke into smiles.

Absolutely, they hadn't smiled so brightly even when watching square dancing grandmas... Seeing this.

Old Hu's Gang started to get anxious; they were also curious about what was inside the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb!

Even if they couldn't take anything, just understanding it would broaden their horizons, right?

Old Hu immediately said, "Brother Su Yun, don't you like picking up trash?"

"Another day, I'll invite you to pick at my place... I have quite a few good things there!"

Hinting... hinting wildly... almost directly saying: Come with me, I can make you feel good!

Everyone: ...Except for the Archaeology Experts and Old Hu's Gang... the rest of them didn't care about the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb at all.

They silently looked at Su Yun and Wang Fan.

Whoosh!

Just as they thought Su Yun and Wang Fan would be furious and angry.

Su Yun and Fatty Wang Fan sat down again.

They picked up their bowls and chopsticks and started devouring their food!

While stuffing their faces, they said, "Damn it!"

"You guys are really too much!"

"We're eating at our own funeral, why are you reacting so strongly?"

"Look... the dishes are cold and there's not enough to eat..."

"The kitchen should prepare more!"

"And... the Chinese Oboe should keep playing!"

"Play music!"