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190: From the Qin Dynasty! The Imperial Sword!
The three rescue workers were half-lying on the open-air rock, evaluating the rusty longsword Su Yun had pulled out.
Highest price, two hundred fifty...
— [Two hundred fifty? That's too little for my Brother Su, isn't it? When Brother Su makes a move, it's always a high-quality item, okay?]
— [Oh, right! Last time, someone even offered a high price to buy something, and it turned out to be a white phosphorus incendiary bomb...]
— [Don't mention past embarrassments! This time, I believe in Brother Su's luck!]
— [A gambler doesn't always lose, brothers, see you on the rooftop!]
— [Is anyone bidding to buy this tetanus sword?]
The livestream room's hundreds of millions of fans became active.
Meanwhile, in another location, several renowned Archaeological Experts in Kyoto, after receiving an invitation call from Security Bureau Director Deng Zhiyong, eagerly put down all their work.
They missed out on the imperial seal of china last time... This time, if it's a sword mound and a deep pit of skeletons... they must secure it.
In the car... several fellow Archaeological Experts clicked into Su Yun's livestream room.
At first glance, they saw the rusty longsword in the livestream footage and were instantly captivated!
The length of the sword... the hilt... including some special patterns and the forging craftsmanship!
"This... this ancient sword... it looks somewhat familiar!"
"I keep feeling like I've seen it somewhere!"
"That's it! It's the shangfang sword we happened to see when we were reviewing documents a while ago!"
"It's from the qin dynasty again!?"
The words "shangfang sword" slipped out.
The Archaeological Experts couldn't hold back.
They were a bit dumbfounded, staring blankly at the ancient sword in the livestream room.
The more they looked, the more it resembled it... the more incredible it seemed!
"There's no mistake! This is the qin dynasty's shangfang sword!"
"This... this shangfang sword, how, how did it end up in Su Yun's hands?"
"He... is this kid having a problem with our ancestors?"
The Archaeological Experts' heads were buzzing.
They had been dedicated to archaeology for most of their lives.
They had never encountered such an outrageous thing.
Clang!
The crisp sound of an aluminum can being flattened was heard.
The Archaeological Experts' eyes widened... "Quick! Driver! Drive faster!"
"Under the premise of safety, run the red light!"
"Contact traffic police comrades to clear the way for us!"
"No matter what, we must preserve the integrity of the shangfang sword!"
Yes.
When they saw Su Yun using the qin dynasty's shangfang sword to flatten an aluminum can, the Archaeological Experts almost had an out-of-body experience.
What the heck... Is this how the shangfang sword is supposed to be used?
To flatten aluminum cans?
To flatten plastic bottles?
Watching Su Yun get happier and happier with each flatten... they had no doubt: if there were walnuts or nuts right now, he could probably flatten them all day long?
The car sped up.
And the Archaeological Experts didn't dare to be idle.
They immediately logged into their accounts and entered the livestream room.
— [Mr. Su Yun! Please stop flattening! What you're holding is the shangfang sword!]
— [A symbol of power and status! The qin dynasty's shangfang sword!]
— [Mr. Su Yun, please reconsider!]
— [Huh? shangfang sword? The people upstairs... Archaeological Experts!?]
— [No way? Are you sure what Brother Su is holding is the shangfang sword!?]
The livestream room's bullet comments instantly erupted in an uproar.
Clicking on the profile pages of the Archaeological Experts' account IDs, they indeed had official certifications.
Upon closer inspection... it really did resemble the qin dynasty's shangfang sword somewhat!
— [Holy crap! Brother Su, stop flattening!]
— [Using the shangfang sword to flatten aluminum cans, my kidneys hurt!]
— [Archaeological Experts and antique collectors would surely be furious if they saw this!]
— [If our ancestors knew about this... their coffin lids probably wouldn't stay down, right?]
— [They'd crawl out of hell overnight to teach Brother Su a lesson!]
On the open-air rock, Su Yun had never had the habit of looking at bullet comments since he started livestreaming.
His "tetanus sword" was clanging loudly... outside... the hot search list was about to be overwhelmed.
"#Shocking! qin dynasty shangfang sword Appears on the Great Wall Cliff!"
"#Famous Treasure Hunter and Adventurer, Su Yun, Uses shangfang sword to Flatten Aluminum Cans!"
"#It's not that he can't step on it with his foot, but hitting it with the shangfang sword has a better rhythm!"
Below each video, the bullet comments were as numerous as snowflakes, very lively...
— [First, the imperial seal of china! Then, the shangfang sword!]
— [Conforming to the will of heaven! We humbly request Brother Su to ascend to the throne!]
— [It's destiny! The will of heaven cannot be defied!]
— [Your humble servants bow from afar to His Majesty! Long live His Majesty, long live, long long live!]
— [Stop messing around! I have a request, I beg Brother Su to make me Grand Marshal!]
— [I ask for nothing else! I humbly request Brother Su to throw me into the harem...]
...Rumble!
In just half an hour, relevant staff at the Great Wall tourist attraction received instructions from above: evacuate!
Dense crowds began to rush down the mountain.
Deng Zhiyong and the others stood dazed at the highest point...
Officer Hong scratched his head: "What's going on? Is the Great Wall haunted or something?"
It was lively just now, and now they're forcibly evacuating!
Deng Zhiyong picked up his phone.
After a few breaths... his eyes widened: "Damn it!"
"shangfang sword!"
"Where is it!?"
Fatty Wang Fan was oblivious.
Deng Zhiyong said, dumbfounded: "Brother Su Yun found the qin dynasty's shangfang sword on the cliff!"
Everyone: ???
Ding Jian was a bit better.
As for Officer Hong and Fatty Wang Fan... the two looked at each other.
It's from the qin dynasty again!?
And it's the shangfang sword!?
Fatty Wang Fan knelt down with a "thud" in Su Yun's direction: "Brother Su! You're trying to inherit the throne!"
"I ask for nothing else! Just don't make me a eunuch later!"
Officer Hong: ...This is beyond absurd!
Rumble... Just then, several helicopters appeared!
The Archaeological Experts had arrived... Slowly, they hovered the helicopters over the open-air rock.
From a distance, an Expert shouted: "Mr. Su Yun! Please stop hitting!"
"What you're holding is the shangfang sword!"
"It's from the qin dynasty! A priceless treasure!"
Su Yun: ???
He looked at the "tetanus sword" in his hand.
shangfang sword?
From the qin dynasty?
A priceless treasure!?
He was speechless for a moment... No way? This broken sword is the shangfang sword!?
— [Hahahaha! I can't stop laughing!]
— [First, the imperial seal of china hitting Lieutenant Colonel Zheng! Then, the shangfang sword hitting aluminum cans!]
— [Aluminum can: How am I worthy to be compared to Lieutenant Colonel Zheng!?]
— [shangfang sword: Thank you very much!]
A group of familiar faces appeared.
The Archaeological Experts carefully and tremblingly took the shangfang sword from Su Yun's hand.
They looked at it from all angles... "It's fine, it's fine, no damage!"
"Mr. Su Yun, thank you, you have contributed another great treasure to historical records!"
"May I ask, Mr. Su Yun, how did you find the shangfang sword?"
"Can you share some treasure-hunting experience?"