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148: Brother Su Yun, have I offended you recently?

"Try it and you die!?"

While driving, Zheng Jianfeng's head was buzzing: He shouldn't have offended Brother Su Yun recently, right?

What the hell kind of saying is 'local soil nurtures local people'!

You say your physical fitness is good, you say you're immune to poison... we can all understand that!

The key thing is, what do you mean by telling me to try eating it too!?

Zheng Jianfeng's eyelids twitched. Looking at Su Yun's gentle and kind smile, he suddenly felt terrified!

Thus, two voices echoed in his heart... Positive energy: Brother Su Yun has treated me well! He brings me along for everything delicious and fun!

Negative energy: Brother Su Yun has thick eyebrows and large eyes, how can a mouth at 370 C say such chilling words!?

Is this something a mammal, a carbon-based lifeform, would do?

β€” β€” [Hahaha! Big Brother Zheng is scared!]

β€” β€” [Brother Su's divine comprehension, why not just give it a try...]

β€” β€” [If you ask me, so many people have been poisoned already, one more Big Brother Zheng won't hurt!]

β€” β€” [This is truly an eye-openerβ€”it really shocked me!]

β€” β€” [Brother Su is genuinely a good person, thoughtful and stomach-warming, heart-excavating and lung-cleansing...]

β€” β€” [Su Yun: I just wanted to test my hypothesis, what bad intentions could I possibly have?]

The corner of Zheng Jianfeng's mouth twitched uncontrollably. With black lines covering his face, he refused immediately.

After thinking seriously: "Brother Su Yun, I... I think I'll pass!"

He didn't believe his physical fitness was better than the Police Officers of the Longhai City Police Bureau.

Even if he could surpass some rookies or intern Police Officers, what about veteran detectives like Old Hong!?

Most importantly, Zheng Jianfeng naturally already felt fear toward Su Yun.

This kid... often performs brilliantly, occasionally abnormally... How did that saying go... His hands can make mistakes, but you only have one life!

He couldn't afford to be messed with... Hearing this, Su Yun nodded thoughtfully: "Big Brother Zheng, don't worry, I will definitely find the cause."

"When the time comes, please trouble Big Brother Zheng to bring Regiment Commander Hu along to cheer for me..."

The smile was genuine, and the idea was real... Zheng Jianfeng: "..."

He kept his face stiff and remained silent.

Inside, he was already on the verge of collapse: Damn it, can you just let me go!? Can you mess with someone else instead!?

Without Fatty Wang Fan serving as the Photographer, Su Yun personally shouldered the camera.

He accompanied Zheng Jianfeng to the best hospital in Longhai City, the Central Hospital.

At this time, the hospital was brightly lit throughout the night.

Doctors and nurses rushed back and forth in the corridors.

Zheng Jianfeng went to find the hospital Director.

Outside the office.

They could faintly hear a group of high-level leaders holding a meeting, discussing the poisoning incident... "Director Ma, why does the hospital suddenly have so many poisoning patients?"

"And... why are all these people wearing police uniforms?"

"Could it be that something went wrong at a cosplay venue, and these people..."

The directors of various departments were still unaware of the situation.

In their understanding: They must be enthusiastic cosplay fans, right?

As for age... in front of a hobby, age doesn't matter at all.

Hearing this, Director Ma shook his head and gave a bitter, helpless smile: "You misunderstood, they are not enthusiastic cosplay players."

"Have you ever seen enthusiastic cosplay fans in their fifties or sixties? Rarely, right..."

"The actual situation is that a young man made mushroom hot pot during a collective Police Officer dinner at the Longhai City Police Bureau..."

"It wasn't fully cooked, plus, it contained poisonous mushrooms..."

Yes, the doctors learned the real reason: the mushrooms were undercooked and contained poisonous varieties.

"This..."

The directors of various departments looked at each other, and the doctors were astonished... Cases of poisoning due to accidental ingestion were not uncommon in the hospital.

On average, one or two cases would appear every day... But... an entire Police Bureau, the sheer number of people was one thing, and the special nature of their jobs was another.

No one spoke; the shock on their faces already showed their attitude.

Are the post-00s generation this crazy now?

They actually dared to extend their devil's hand directly toward the Police Bureau?

He's simply an outlaw!

Hastily concluding the meeting... Director Ma walked out of the office and happened to see Zheng Jianfeng and Su Yun, who was carrying the camera.

"You two must be reporters from some TV station, right? I apologize, but please leave..."

Zheng Jianfeng: "..."

Grinning, he patted Su Yun's shoulder and laughed: "Director Ma, misunderstanding!"

"Allow me to introduce myself, I am Lieutenant Colonel Zheng Jianfeng of the Steel Regiment Military District..."

"This person... never mind, to put it simply, he is the poisoner in this poisoning incident!"

Su Yun: "..."

Very good, the title "Poisoner" was highly effective.

Director Ma's gaze toward the two instantly changed from impatience to shock and terror!

Yes, shock when looking at Zheng Jianfeng... and terror and fear when looking at Su Yun... Although he had never seen Su Yun in person and didn't know what he looked like.

But, the patients he had recently encountered talked about this "legend" almost every day.

Director Ma cleared his throat with two "coughs," and then proactively offered a handshake.

"My apologies, my apologies..."

"I didn't expect it was Lieutenant Colonel Zheng, and also... and also Brother Su Yun!"

Cold sweat broke out on Director Ma's back as he asked: "Brother Su Yun, may I ask... this personal visit of yours..."

"Are you here to eat, or are you here to sleep..."

Mooching food, drinks, and a big bed.

Su Yun and his group were famous for this in the past.

Su Yun: "..."

Damn it, this misunderstanding is a bit too big.

β€” β€” [Pfft haha! Sure enough, first impressions are very important!]

β€” β€” [Look how scared the Director is, anyone who didn't know better would think Brother Su was here to bomb the hospital!]

β€” β€” [Where Brother Su is, there are no accidents...]

β€” β€” [Where Brother Su goes, not a blade of grass grows... nothing finds peace!]

β€” β€” [Even the dogs encountered on the street have to take two slaps before tucking their tails and leaving!]

β€” β€” [What mooching food, drinks, and a big bed? That's called protection conditions, understand!?]

Zheng Jianfeng stood between the two, feeling helpless and amused.

Sure enough, his reputation preceded him; one had to admit it.

He laughed: "Director Ma, we are here to visit a patient."

"Before we came, our Regiment Commander should have notified you, about an elderly man."

Elderly!?

Director Ma frowned, his mind flashing through images... "There are quite a few elderly men... this makes it hard for me..."

"The one who kept shouting he wanted to transform! The one who wanted to fight monsters!"

Before Director Ma could finish speaking, Su Yun immediately shouted!

"Oh! Oh! Oh!"

"Now that you put it that way, I remember..."

Director Ma gesticulated wildly, the memory fresh in his mind: "Was it the one who was tied up with ropes and carried onto the stretcher!?"

"I know, I know... He's the Old Comrade from the logistics department of your Steel Regiment Military Region who feeds the pigs."

"Don't worry, we gave him a sedative injection."

"He's currently lying obediently on the hospital bed receiving an IV drip!"

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