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132: Today is extremely unlucky! Is it the old man feeding the pigs?
Chang Wei put his hands in his pockets.
Su Yun and Wang Fan got dressed.
The camera, fully charged and with full signal, started the livestream directly.
Initial traffic, initial viewership... easily and simply broke through ten million.
The livestream room's bullet comments flooded the screen like snowflakes.
— 【Brother Su! My husband! My long-distance husband!】
— 【Holy crap! The news is true... Brother Su really isn't dead!】
— 【Starting the livestream so early today? Finally waited for you...】
— 【Brothers, we're just saying, Brother Su has more male fans than female fans, right?】
— 【Haven't seen you in a night! Do you know how I spent these past few hours?!】
— 【To be able to escape from the Dragon-Breaking Stone, to escape from the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb, Brother Su, you're too awesome!】
— 【Unprecedented and never to be repeated! Definitely the first person in history!】
— 【Perhaps the tomb designer never imagined that one day, they would encounter such a freak...】
The livestream fans and netizens all expressed their overnight longing.
Su Yun smiled and waved his hand: "Hello everyone, reporting that we're safe."
"Also, to answer everyone's doubts and questions..."
"I see everyone is asking how we escaped from the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb."
"Hmm... to put it simply, we accidentally picked up the tomb key, and then..."
"Our ancestors didn't keep us, so we came out."
Before he could finish, the bullet comments crashed again.
— 【Pfft ha ha ha! I knew it!】
— 【What? Listening to Brother Su, if the ancestors wanted to keep you, would you have eaten and spent the night together?】
— 【It's simply not difficult for Brother Su...】
— 【It's 'picked up' again! He truly is a junk collector!】
— 【This 'picking up' is very subtle...】
Everyone was familiar with each other.
While new fans were still asking how they 'picked it up'.
Old fans had already started betting on when he would 'pick up' a nuclear bomb.
After some casual chatting.
They walked out of the camp.
Facing them.
Zheng Jianfeng and Regiment Commander Hu had already been waiting for a long time.
Su Yun was startled: "Big Brother Zheng, Regiment Commander Hu, what are you two doing here?"
Regiment Commander Hu didn't directly state his purpose, smiling: "Young Comrade Su Yun, are you up for breakfast?"
"Come, let's go together?"
"There are some things we can discuss while we eat..."
In the Military Region cafeteria.
The four of them picked up their breakfast trays and randomly found a less crowded corner to sit down.
Regiment Commander Hu, with dark circles under his eyes, hesitated repeatedly before speaking: "Young Comrade Su Yun, according to orders from higher-ups."
"Based on your contributions to our Steel Regiment and to our military, today, we will be commending and honoring you!"
Su Yun was stunned, there would be a commendation? That's quite nice...
He smiled and nodded in agreement, continuing to eat his meal.
He thought, there wasn't much money left in his pocket, if the military rewarded him again, he should be able to splurge for a while longer.
Regiment Commander Hu continued: "The commendation ceremony will be held in two and a half hours, at 9:30 sharp!"
"Additionally..."
At this point, Regiment Commander Hu paused, put down the fried dough stick in his hand, and spoke with a bitter tone.
He said: "Young Brother Su Yun, there's something we need to explain to you..."
"Because of your recent performance, an Old Comrade in our Steel Regiment Military District is very interested in you!"
"He said he wants to experience the joy of junk collecting with you... I wonder if that's possible..."
Zheng Jianfeng and Regiment Commander Hu simultaneously looked up, their eyes filled with pleading.
Su Yun was very confused.
Junk collecting is attractive? This was the first time he'd heard someone wanting to experience junk collecting.
— 【Hahaha... What does this Old Comrade do?】
— 【Whether collecting junk with Brother Su is fun, I don't know, but... it's definitely super exciting!】
— 【How desperate must one be? To actually volunteer to collect junk with Brother Su?】
— 【Everyone else is trying to avoid it, but unexpectedly, someone is actively offering themselves!】
— 【Maybe he wants to challenge his limits, challenge himself!】
— 【Want to try it, huh? Try it and you'll die!】
The tens of millions of fans and netizens in the livestream room were already ready for some drama.
Su Yun didn't agree immediately, instead he asked: "Regiment Commander Hu, you know, my junk collecting is very random."
"Wherever I go, that's where I go..."
"How is the physical fitness of this Old Comrade you mentioned?"
Beside him, Fatty Wang Fan added: "Most importantly, does he have any mental illnesses? Also, is his birth chart strong? Is his life strong?!"
Regiment Commander Hu: ... Zheng Jianfeng: ???
Seriously, if it weren't for the Commander's strict order not to reveal his identity.
They really wanted to... "Don't worry!"
Regiment Commander Hu feigned composure, gritting his teeth: "The Old Comrade is very healthy, no problems at all!"
Su Yun continued eating: "No physical problems is fine."
"Oh, right... Regiment Commander Hu, what kind of work does this Old Comrade you mentioned do?"
To be able to stay in the Military Region and be called an Old Comrade, he wouldn't have some special identity, would he?
Regiment Commander Hu knew it would be hard to gloss over, so he was prepared.
He said: "Don't worry, this Old Comrade is nothing special, just an ordinary old soldier."
"Due to some special reasons, he was kept in our Steel Regiment Military District..."
"If you really have to ask about his work, he's just a pig feeder in the logistics department..."
Zheng Jianfeng: ???
Hearing this, he shivered all over, breaking out in a cold sweat.
His lips twitched, and he buried his head in his meal... My goodness... The Regiment Commander really went all out... To gloss over it, he actually... said the Commander was a pig feeder in the logistics department...
Fatty Wang Fan said: "A pig feeder is good, strong physique, understands feeding."
"Brother, one more doesn't hurt, one less doesn't matter... Let this Old Comrade follow along!"
Coincidentally, he was tired of carrying the camera, and the Old Comrade could help carry it for a while...
Su Yun nodded, having no objection: "Then let him follow!"
Phew... Regiment Commander Hu and Zheng Jianfeng felt a huge weight lift from their hearts, letting out a sigh of relief.
The most important matter was done, next was the persuasion phase...
Regiment Commander Hu put a braised chicken leg on Su Yun's plate, smiling: "Brother Su Yun, you must pay attention to safety!"
Zheng Jianfeng put a braised egg on Wang Fan's plate: "Fatty, you must respect the elderly and cherish the young, and pay more attention to safety..."
Su Yun and Wang Fan buried their heads in their food, not speaking.
— 【Hahaha! By the way... what are Regiment Commander Hu and Lieutenant Colonel Zheng afraid of?】
— 【The Old Comrade isn't even afraid, what are they afraid of!】
— 【To be able to feed pigs in the Military Region, he must have good physical strength, another great general for junk collecting!】
— 【Wishing Brother Su a full basket every day!】
Regiment Commander Hu rubbed his hands.
He earnestly and repeatedly exhorted them.
He also said: "You absolutely cannot pick up bombs casually again, be good..."
"Let's honestly collect junk, and when we fill a basket, we'll rest!"
"Young people, you must know how to balance work and rest... you can't overwork, understand?"
"You have to be good, be a good child..."